I AM CAN I

Neengal sulabamaaga English
peasaveandumaa kavalayai vidungall,
Indha vaarthaigallaisaththamaaga sollavum

"I AM CAN I""I AM WHEN I"
"I AM CAN I""I AM WHEN I" speeda sollunga

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"SARAKKU RAIL"

Man 1-Ethuku railway stationla ellorum kaila glass-oda Q-la nikiranga?

Man 2-ipathan mike-la sonnanga, innum satru nerathil "SARAKKU RAIL" Varumnu

Inna naina sms

Courtla chennai tamil use panna epadi irukum

for EXAMPLE:


1.Yes my lord -Inna naina

2. Object my lord- Amiki vasi annathe.

3.Court adjurned-Onnoru dhaba parkalam.

Ulagam en suthudhu…?

Man : Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji : oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,

3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Understand & Misunderstand.?

What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?


Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

WE MAKE UR DREAM

One day sardar had a dream that someone killed him....

Next day he closed his ICICI bank A/C..,

Why????????????
?????????????








Because ICICI says


"WE MAKE UR DREAM COME TRUE".. he he he he

See my Legs

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?

Sardar:I don’t know.

Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

BANANA

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Orange & Apple

Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?

Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

You will go to Jail

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Convert this sentence into future tense

Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

Sardar had Twins

Sardar had twins.

He named Tara & Sitara.

Again twins,

He named Peter & Repeater.

Again twins,

He named Max & Climax.

Again twins,

finally He named STOP & FULLSTOP

Will you Marry ?

Sardar: Will you marry me?

Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.

Sardar: What’s a lesbian?

Girl: I like to sleep with girls.

Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian

Lottery Ticket

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar:

“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

Which Part?

Interviewer: Where were you born?

Sardar: Punjab.

Interviewer: Which part?

Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab.

Chinese Restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

So Sweet

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.

Do you like me?

Miss. So sweet.

Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?

Miss. Why?

Student: To talk about us.

Miss: What are you saying?

Student: For tuition.

No Never

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Choice is urs

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

&

Donkey deletes this message.


Choice is urs……..:

Height of CONFIDENCE

☻Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

Who walks with us

Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?

Mom Dad?
No!

Husband Wife?
No!

Friends?
No!

One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe

Please Tell My Future

One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future

Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.

Frog: Great..! But when & where?

Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab

I never told them anything

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."

4 sons

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.

Friend: 4th?

Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.

Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?

Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Calendar of Love

Calendar of Love:


January = Rose

February = Propose

March = Gift

April = Lift

May = Chatting

June = Dating

July = Miss

August = Kiss

September = Marriage

October = Broke up

November = Rest

December = Next


Have a nice year ahead.

Silence for 2 Minutes

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,

what should we do?


Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

World ’s shortest jokes:

2 Women sitting quietly!

2 Sardar playing chess!

GirlFriend pays the bill.

Need more?!

U r so beautiful

"Father in law".

Commerce professor asks the student:

what is the most important source of finance
for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Love Letter from

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-

Dear Marie,

Today is Good Day,

U r Anmol for me...

But U have Crackjacked my Heart,

Bcoz I have a Little Heart,

Now I m in 50/50 position...

Bill Gates and me

What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?

Don’t know??

He never comes to my house

and I never go to his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…

YES or No

Who said English is easy???

Fill in the blank with YES or No…

1.—–I dont have brain…

2.—–I dont have sence…

3.—–I am stupid….

I'm only a cartoonist

If I was an artist,

you would be my picture!

If I was a poet,

you would be my inspiration!

If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Cows can”t Fly

Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!

Husband & Wife

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Forward to you friends

Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !

“imagine I am in jail

what you think that

What crime I had done”

Reply must. . .

Without Saying Dog

This dog,

is dog,

a dog,

good dog,

way dog,

to dog,

keep dog,

an dog,

idiot dog,

busy dog,

for dog,

20 dog,

seconds dog! ...

Now read without the word dog.

Little Johnny

Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother,

"How was I born?"

"The stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said Little Johnny.

"Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.

"Oh, the stork brought us too."

"So. . . how were grandpa and grandma born?"

"Well, darling, the stork brought them too," said the mother.

The next day Little Johnny handed in his paper to the teacher.

It read,

"This report is impossible to write due to the fact that there

hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

Tamil Kadi Jokes

1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!


2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?


3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa
mudiyum


4. "Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?"

5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu
solla mudiyuma?


6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.


7. Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?


8. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?


9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!


10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!


11. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...


12. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile
ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!


13. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela
padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!


14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...


15. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta
irumal varathu!


16. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?


17. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu , Appo
'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?


18. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?


19. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?


20. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?


21. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

22. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!

Yes? or No?

Msg padicitu Yes? or No? sollu...

Yes na missed call kodu..

No na suma vitru..


QUESTION

IS..

kovila serupu tirudura palakatha vitutiya

Funny Complaints

If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees Then Why Do Banks
Have Branches?

Why Does A Round Pizza COme In A Square Box?

If U Aren't Supposed To Drink And Drive Why Do Bars
Have Parking Lots?

We Are A Funny Bunch Of People, Living In A Seriously
Funny World !!!

3 friends Lived in a Flat

3 friends Lived in a Flat on the 110th floor.
One day the lift was out of order & they had to climb the stairs to go to 110th Floor.

To pass time & not get bored,
They decided that 1st person should tell a War story, 2nd a Funny story & 3rd a Sad story.


1st person tells a story & They Climbed to 50th Floor.

2nd tells a funny story & They Climbed to 109th Floor.

Now the 3rd had to Tell a Very Sad Story.
He said,
"I've left The Door key in Car" :-)

English is Difficult Language

English is difficult language specially for japanese..

A True Story,
A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic english trainig before he visits Washington 2 meet Presidnt Barack Obama..
The instrctor told Mori when u shake hand wid Obama plz say 'How r u'

Then Obama would say 'I m fine, n u?

'Now u shuld say 'me too'.

Aftrwards we, translators, will handle.

Whn Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?'(instead of 'How r u?')

Obama was a bit shocked bt still managed 2 react wid humor

'Well, I m Michelle's husband,ha-ha'.

Then Mori replied 'me too,ha-ha...'

Dead Wife

Two guys are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.

He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.

The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.

The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."

The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

A man was doing push ups on the beach

A man was doing push ups on the beach.

Drunk man sees him, starts laughing and says..

'Sorry 2 tel u but da women below U has already left!:-

Eyes Doctor 2 Patient

Eyes Doctor 2 Patient:
Your Eyesight is Surely Weak.

Patient:
How Do You Know..??

Doctor:
Because You Came from The Window Instead of Door.

Which is the best

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. ......

April 1 U Know Why?????

If she accept its your luck.....

otherwise just tell April Foooooooo................ll.............

ARAB SON AND DAD:

Letter to Dad by An Arab Sheikh student:

Dear Dad,

Berlin is a wonderful city, Germans are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all them my professors travel by train.

Your Son
Nasser

Response by the Arab Sheikh Dad:

Loving son,

I just transferred Twenty Five Million Dollars to your Bank account, please stop embarrassing our family, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad....

My Father Became my Son-in-Law. ?:

Once an American and an Indian sitting
in a Bar. Indian said he had many family
problems. American said you lisition mine
u will forget yours. He said look here,


I married a widow with daughter. After some
time, my father married that daughter, so
my father became my son- in -law. My daughter
became my mother. My wife became my grand
Mother.


More problems happend, when I had son. My
son is my mother's brother as such my uncle.
Situation further worsned when my father had
a son. Now my father's son, that is my brother,
is my grand son. Ultimately I became my own
grand father and grand son.....

Going Out!!!!:

A couple was going out for the evening.

The last thing they did was to put the cat out.


The taxi arrived,

and as the couple walked out of the house,

the cat shoots back in.

So the husband goes back inside to chase it out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty,

explained to the taxi driver,

"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later,

the husband got into the taxi and said,

"Sorry I took so long,

the stupid thing was hiding under the bed and

I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"....

My Lover

My lover said smoking s bad,

i stopped smoking! -

My lovr said drinking s bad,

i stopped drinking! -

My lovr said friendship s bad,

i stopped MY L0VE ..! -

Namaku 1000 figure Madiyum Machi..,

but..

unna mathiri friend never and ever !!

Inspector Sardar

Lady to inspector Sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,

he hasn't come back yet!


Sardar: Why don't u cook something else...

xperience about sales

Sales Manager 2 an applicant...

Do u have any xperience about sales?


Applicant: Yes, sir. I sold my house.

My car n all my wife's Jewellery.

Hen's r also doing abortions

Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet.

He finds the egg empty.

Gets frustrated & says,

"Shit...!

Now a days Hen's r also doing abortions".

Buy a Mirror

Sardar went 2 buy a mirror bt he dnt know hw 2 ask!

He thought n thot. n lastly he said: Sir,

"Here also me, der also me"

do u hv it or nt?

Heart Entha idathula Irukunu

Biology Teacher: Girls Ungaloda Heart Entha

idathula Irukunu Correcta Sollunga...?

All Girls (Loudly): "Sabesan" kitta iruku Mam...!

Doctor aanaalum

Ennathaan MBBS padichu Doctor aanaalum

Computer'la irukara virus-ku Tablets koduka mudiyaathu.

By,Computer Mouse'ku Eli Marunthu Vaipor Sangam...

Love Letter

Sardar: I sent love letter 2 my girlfriend

everyday for 3 years.


Frnd: den wat happened?


Sardar: Notin. she married d Postman.

Taxi

4 sardars wer pushing a Taxi.


But the Taxi was not moving from its Place?


Y?


B'coz,


2 were pushing from d front

&

2 from back.

Horror and Beautiful

Difference between Horror and Beautiful.

A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear nd sleep.

But Horror is wen it Hugs u back.

Kosuvai kolla

Kosuvai kolla elimaiyana vali enna theriyuma?

Kosuvai nee iruka katti pidichu "I Love You"nu sonna pothum.

Avamanam thaangama athuvae suicide Pannikum.

"Plz reply 4 my letter"

A boy wrote luv letter wit his Blood 2 a medical girl & said,

"Plz reply 4 my letter".


Girl reply,

Blood Group B+

Hemoglobin - 8

Sugar - Ok

Fees - 100 rs.

Flower 2 Giv

I searched many Gardens

2 select a flower 2 giv u as gift.

But I didn't find any flower

beautiful dan ur smile

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"Next Joke Tomorrow"

Sugamana Oru Valithaan

Pesa niraya irundhalum,

oru varthai kuda

sollamudiyatha,

Andha sugamana

oru valithaan,




"PALLUVALI!!!"

Anaithum Karpanayae

Indha SMSil varum anaithum karpanayae.

Yaar manadhayum punpaduthum nokamillai.

Sirithuvittu udanae marandhu vidavum.


"U R VERY HANDSOME"

Urgent

Girl: Ennoda purse veetla vittutu vandhutaen. 1000 rs. koduda urgent.

Boy: Indhaa 10 rs. Bus pudichu veetuku poi purse eduthutu vaade.

Kanjan-na yaaru

Sir: Kanjan-na yaaru?

Student: 100 sms anupinalum 1 reply kooda anupathavanga.

Sir: Good... oru example sollu.

Student: Unga ponnu sir...!

6 Birds

6 birds sitting in a tree.

A man ready to shoot.

5 birds fly away.

But 1 bird was,

Sitting in the tree.


Why?


Unaku maathiri koluppu...

Vera onnum illa.

Eli Marundhu

Police: Unga friend epdi sethaanga?


Sardhar: Avan vaithula Eli odra maadhiri

irundhichunu sonnan.

Adhaan naan "Eli Marundhu" koduthaen.

Tell Me More

Boy: I am not rich like Rohit.

I don't even have a bid car like Rohit.

But, i really lve u!


Girl: I love u too.

But tell me more about rohit.

Blood Test

Sardar seriously studying books about Blood.

His wife asked y?

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.

He replied,

"Doctor said tomorrow i have a Blood Test,

So i want 2 score good marks".

Tata-Bata

Pinnadi "Tata" katra Ponnungala vida,

Munnadi "Bata" katra Ponnunga evvalavo mel...


-by,

Bata kaatum Pengaluku "Tata" kattuvor Sangam...

Complan Koduka Sollu

A small child was walk in forest.

He Saw a Snake Hanging on the tree.

He told 2 the Snake,

"Summa thongaama ammava Complan koduka sollu"

Town Bus

Girls: Engaluku Boys ellam Town Bus Maathiri.

Onnu Ponaa Innonu Varum da...

Boys: Engaluku Girls ellam Auto Maathiri.

Onnu kuppitta 10 varum de...

Idhayam Pola

Examil Kodutha Question Paper

Avalin Idhayam pola thaan.


"Oru Elavum Puriyala".

Fail In Exams

Father: If u fail in exams again,

don't call me as "Dad" ok.


After results:

Father: What's ur result?

Son: "Sorry Ramaswami..!!"...

Funny Country

Which is the most confusing day in America?

?

?

?

?

?

Father's Day...!

No body knows whom 2 wish.

Funny Country...!

Mirror

When malik was traveling

with his wife sania in an auto,

the driver adjusted the mirror.

Malik shouted,

"You are trying to see my wife?

Sit behind. I will drive.

Ticket! Ticket!

The Bus Conducter says,

"Half pant Half Ticket,

Full pant Full ticket,

suddenly Sardar removed his pant

and says "no pant no ticket".

"DRIVE SLOWLY"

There is always a "DRIVE SLOWLY" board near boy's college

But not near Girl's College Why?


Because Vehicles Automatically slow over there.....

Internet Virus

Women r like as Internet Virus:

They,

ENTER ur LIFE,

SCAN ur POCKETS,

TRANSFER ur MONEY,

EDIT ur MIND,

DOWNLOAD their PROBLEMS,

DELETE ur SMILE &

HANG U 4ever.

Keep the Change

A student attached a 100 rupee note to his exam paper n wrote....

"Rs 1 for 1 mark"


the paper checker sent him rs 81 back n wrote.....

u got 19 marks,

keep the change.......

Special Offer

Special offer……

Bring a bit on exam day, scratch

and show it to your nearest teacher

and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy

3 years vacation at home.


Hurry offer valid until exams only….....

Newton's 3rd Law

Teacher: Tell me the perfect example for Newton's 3rd Law?

Student: Every time i open my book, my eyes close automatically!...

Size of Indian Rupee

Rs.1000 – 177 mm x 73 mm

Rs.500 – 167 mm x 73 mm

Rs.100 – 157 mm x 73 mm

Rs.50 – 147 mm x 73 mm

Rs.20 – 147 mm x 63 mm

Rs.10 – 137 mm x 63 mm


So, Paathu Adinga.

Mattika Poringa…

Arivu Varum

Teacher: Indha Period fulla veliya nillu.
Appadhan unaku arivu varum!

Student: Appo Neenga Paadam solli kodutha
Enaku Arivu Varatha?..

Good Life Style

Speak Softly,


Dress Decently,


Work Honestly,


Behave Gently,


Imagine Correctly,


Aiyo!

Totala “Enna”

Maadhiri Irunga…

Dr. Sardar

After finishing MBBS,
Sardar starts his Practice.
He checked his 1st Patient’s
Eyes, Tongue & Ears by Torch.

What did he say?
“Battery is Ok”

Vikkal Vanthal

Vikkal varum Pothellam,
Yaro Ninaikirargal
Enbathu Poi.

Naan Ninaikum Pothellam
Avaluku,
Vikkal Vanthirunthaal
Aval Vikkiyae
Sethirupal…

Problem, Talent and Luck

What is the difference between the Problem, Talent and Luck.

2 Boys Love 1 Girl =Problem

1 Boy Love 2 Girls = Talent

2 Girls Love 1 Boy = Luck

I am a Lucky Boy…

Ulagam Sollum

Un Pokil Po,

Un Vazhiyil Yosi,

Ninaipathai pesu,

Nee Virumbuvathai Sei,

Appo thaan ellarum solvargal,

“Tharuthala Yaar Pechaiyum Kaekaama Poguthu Parunu…”

How to Kill a Girl ?

how to kill a girl ?

give her a beautiful dress

nice jewelry

costly cosmotics

and lock her in a room

with outMirror

.... its enough to die

Oh God!

American:oh god! give me room full of gold.

russian: oh god! give me room full of diamonds.

INDIAN: oh god! give me keys of both the rooms.
d brain of indians .

Height of Misunderstanding

Height of misunderstanding:

IPL T20

Flash News!

"All boys Performed well last night.

I was fully satisfied"

- Shilpa Shetty....

"Loose Motions"

if a mobile COMPANY owner suffeting from "LOOSE MOTIONS"

How will he explain to doctor ?

"Dr, from morning unlimited free outgoing,

then I am hearing new ringtones,

there is no balance in my stomach,

whenever I am recharging,

within a minute it is getting discharged

can u please disconnect this OFFER !

Keep smiling................,

12 Varusathuku Oru

12 varusathuku orumurai pookkum

kurinji malar kuda

un punnagaiyai parthal.................

"Jenmathukum pookkathu"

ha ha.

Billa remake song..

My name is Sabesan
college ellam nanum
parkatha figure illa..
pogatha class illa ayya,
Nalla figurai parthu vittal,
Engu ponalum vida maten..
Nanaga varamaten ayya..
Oru figurukum nan sondham illai,
Marriagil nampikkai illai..
Vimalavum-vidhyavum netru..
Amalavum-Arunavum indru..
Love kum life kum naduve than nan sellum padhai..
Sari enna thavarenna figureku Ethu vendum seivom..

Delivery Ward

a boy says to his girlfriend who happens to be a nurse too,,,,

i wish that i get sick,,,, come to your hospital,,,

to your ward of course,,,,

n get treated by you,,,,

i know u will take good care of me n i 'll get better,,,,

nurse replies,,, if thats what you wish for,

it would be a MIRACLE to make this happen,,,

boy asks,,,whats so odd obout it ?????

nurse replies,,, you would have to get yourself pregnant,,,

coz i work in the DELIVERY WARD,,,,!!!!!!!!!!....

Kannadiyil NaaaaN..!

Evvalavu kobam vandhalum..
Thotru pogiren..
Oru alagana kulandhaiyin sirippil.

*Kannadiyil NaaaaN..! *

Expiry Date

Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
Husband: nothing
Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date

Without Sayin Cat

Dis cat is cat a cat gud cat way cat 2 cat

keep cat idiot cat buzy cat 4 cat 20 cat seconds cat!

NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

Bachelor or Married again

Sardar’s Friend: Yae,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Sumeer Singh, B.A.,
This Year It Reads Sumeer Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?

Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.....

Weight-a Msg

1 Milligram…
1 Centigram…
1 Gram…
1 Kilo Gram…
1 Ton…
1 Quindol…
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Ena Mulikeerenga,
Nangalum Weighta msg anupuvomla…!

Scratch Here

Sardar didn’t know answer in exam.
He thought and wrote,
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.
.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
& wrote,
“Just Scratch Here &
Check Answer”

Another Love!

How to forget Love Failure…

Smoking?
No!
Drinking?
No!
Drugs?
No!
Then,
What?
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.
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Just Love Another One.

Koora Mela Soru Potta
1000 Kaakka Machi…

True Beggar!...

Height of Professional Respect:

A Begger won 50 Lac rupees lottery and took a,
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Golden Plate 4 Begging!

TRUE BEGGAR!...

Sariya! Thappa!...

A man is having Rs.200.
But he gave 100 Rs. each for 4 beggars.
Intha Kanaku Sariya, Thappa?...
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Ans: Sarithan.
Bcoz, 4 peruku nallathuna ethuvumae thappila.

Ticket Erangiduchu

Conductor: Checker Vandhutar.
Ellarum avanga, avanga ticket-a kattunga.
Student: Munnadiyae Solli Irukalamala sir.
En Ticket pona stopla thaan Erangi pochu.

Thirutu Rail

Police: Yenda Raskal Thirutu Rail Eriya Madras Vantha?
Sardar: Ayya! Adhu Thirutu Railnu sathiyama enaku theriyathu.

Government Rail-nu than Ninachaen.

Vellai Manasu

Sunnambu Adikatha
Suvarum,
Fair & Lovely Podatha
Figurum,

Vellaiya Irunthatha
Sarithiramae Illa.

By,
Konjam BROWN Colora Irunthalum
Manasu Vellaiya Iruppor Sangam.

Thousand words

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt .....

But The Silence Of A Friend

In The Examination Hall

Brings Tears To The Eyes.

Ration Card

Waiter gives bill to Sardar.

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

Kadhaliyin Veetu

Kadhaliyin veetukku sellum pothellam..
thavaru seithu vittomo endra ennam...
kaaranam...
Avaloda "Thangachi" sema figure machi..

Nose cut

Girls : Engaluku boys ellam down bus madhiri..

onnu pona onnu varum.

Boys : Engaluku girls ellam Auto madhiri,

onna kuppita 10 varum..

2 Lovers Plan to Suicide

2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first,

Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies .

Can u spell d word

This one kills..!Can u spell d word COW in 13 letters.?

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"SEE O DOUBLE YOU"

1. "We will do it" means "You will do it"
2. "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3. "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started WORKING on the Same"
4. "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5. "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
6. "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7. "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8. "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9. "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
10. "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
11. "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"....

My Figure

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,
Look At My Figure”.....

"THALA" Pulla

Enna dhaan VIJAY ku rendu pulla porandhaalum,

adhula mudhal pullaya "THALA" Pulla nu dhaan solluvaanga!"

Doubt Clear Pannunga

Enakku niraiya Doubt irukku. Mudinja Clear Pannunga plz...

1.Kudi Bodhaiyil Vandi Otta Kudathuna, Barla Edhukku Parking..?

2.Kurangula Irunthu Manithan vanthan'na, Innum Kurangu Irukkey Adhu Eppadi..?
3.Namma natla Pechu Sudhanthiram Irukkudhu'na, Edhukku Phone Bill Varuthu..?
4.Blue Cross'nu oru Amaippu Irukkuthuna, Non-veg Hotels'la Eppadi Business Nadakkuthu.

Naangellam Yosicha Boomi Thaangathu

Real Meaning

LUV Pandrappo girls sollaradhukku Real Meaning:
1.I LUV U DA (unakku aapu confirm)
2. I MIS U DA (unna tholaichi katta pooren)
3. U R MY LIFE (un uyir en kaiyila da)
4. I WAN2 MARRY U (setthada mavane)

Decided to Live

Yesterday i decided to sucide.
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message, after i read it
I Decided to Live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu,
na yaen saganum"...!

Crime Story

This iz crime story.
5 frndz lived in a room.
Namely,
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs..

Irandukkum Idaiyil Naan

Viveganandhar Oru Dhadavai Railil Payanam
Seidhu Kondirundhar.
Avaradhu Iru Pakkathilum
Irandu Vellaiyargal Irundhanar.
Avarukku Aangilam Theriyadhu Ena NinathuKondu,
“Ivan Oru Naay” Enru Oruvan Koorinan.
Aduthavan, “Ivan Oru Kazhudhai” Enran.
Idhai Ketta Viveganandhar,
“Andha Irandukkum Idaiyil Naan
Amarndhullen” Enru Amaidhiyaga
Aangilathil Solla…
Vellaiyargal Vetki தலைகுனிந்தனர்.

Ticket Kattunga

Conductor: Checker Vandhutar. Ellarum avanga avanga Ticket-a Kattunga.
Student: Munnadiyae Solli Irukkalamla sir. En Ticket, pona stopla thaan erangi Pochu.

Artham Theriyavillai

Aval Paarvaiku
Artham therintha Enaku,

Pesiya Varthaiku
Artham theriyavillai.

Kaaranam,
Aval Pesiyathu
“ENGLISH”

Payapulla Moochu Vidama
Pesura!

Vellai Manasu

Sunnambu Adikatha
Suvarum,
Fair & Lovely Podatha
Figurum,

Vellaiya Irunthatha
Sarithiramae Illa.

By,
Konjam Brown Colora
Irunthalum,
Manasu Vellaiya Irupor
Sangam.

Nanbanin Nanban

“Nanbanin Nanban
Yenakum Nanbaney”

So,
Introduce all ur Girl Friends.

Athu Mattum Seiya Mattengaley?...

Girls Special

Kerala: Attractive Eyes
Karnataka: Dark Long Hair
Andhra Pradesh: Sharp Nose
Punjab: Colourful
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Tamil Nadu: Oru Elavum illenaalum overa scene poduvaluga…

Oru Change

Sila Pookal En Mel Vilunthana!...
Sila Pookal Aval Mel Vilunthana!...

Siru Vidhyasam thaan.

Naan,
“Manavarayil”
Aval,
“Kallaraiyil”

Goyyaala!
Evlo Naal thaan pasangalae saganum.
Oru Changeku inimel Girl’s sagatum.

Feeling

Ovvoru Manushanukum Ovvoru Feeling
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But,
Enaku enna Feelingna
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Idhuvum 1 Msg-nu padikiringalae,
athaan Feeling. . . . .

Love Born

Where was Love Born?
Probably in China.

Bcoz, Anything Made in China has,
“No Warranty & No Guarantee”.

All the Best

In the Exam Hall,
Boy: Hey, All the Best.
Girl: (Also told the same) Hey, All the Best.

But, Girl scored 80 marks & Boy was failed.

Moral: Only Boys Wish True…

Beautiful Girls

Beautiful girls mostly slim,
Why?

Boy friend Kaasula sapta, udambula epadi ottum?

I’m also ur friend

Dad asking his 5 yr old son.
Why are you crying?
I’m also ur friend da! Tell me.

Son: Adhu onnum illa Machi. Innum Konjam Horlicks kettathuku, un aalu ena adichita!...

Dushyasana

A man went 2 Swamiji 2 learn Yogasana.
He saw Swamiji pulling a girls saree.
Man got angry & asked,
Which Asana is this?

Swamiji: This is Dushyasana…
Ha! Ha! Ha!

M.B.A. Final Year

A Sardar in bus fell on a girl.

Girl: What r u doing?
Sardar: M.B.A. Final Year.

Moral: Always think about ur studies.

Who is Better?

Teacher: Osama has 5 wife and 20 children, Babu has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?
Student: Osama’s score is good. But, Babu’s strike rate is best.

Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time in a film there came a strange situation…

Hero love Heroin
But, Heroin love Villan
But, Villan love Hero’s Sister
But, Hero’s Sister love Heroin’s Brother
But, Heroin’s Brother love Villan’s Sister…

Finally, 2 people commit suicide.

Who r those???
Producer and Director.

Light Eriyudhu

Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door open panna, thanaa Light Eriyudhu.
Mother: Vaada… Saniyanae, Fridge’la Urine ponathu Neethana?...

Eruma Maadu – Comedy Kadhal Kavithai

Arugampul Pola
valarndhu kondirukum pothu…
Aval Appan
Eruma Maadu pola vandhu
Meinthu Vittan!...

Ton! Ton! Ton!

Sardarji going to maths Tution.
Maths Teacher was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.

Teacher: If 1000 kgs = Ton.
Then for 3000 kgs = How much?
Sardarji says Ton! Ton! Ton!

Marriage CD

Husband watching TV and crying!.....

Wife: Y r u crying?... which serial r u watching?...
Husband: It’s not serial, our marriage CD...

Mobile No.

Sardarji bought a New Mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book and said,
“My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310.
Now it is 6610”.

How did this accident occur?

Policeman: How did this accident occur?

Motorist: The sign just there says; Stop-Look-Listen.

And while I was doing that, the train hit me.

I walked on road

2day I walked on road,
suddenly 5 policemen surrounded me,
I asked- y r u surrounding me?
Police- Bcoz Govt order. . .
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"SAVE TIGERS" . ! ?

Mortein Spray & Body Spray

What is the Difference B/W Mortein Spray & Body Spray?
If U use Mortein spray U will die.
If U don't use body spray People will die......

Boys Never Changed

One day a boy was sitting with a girl.
Second day with another girl.
Third day with a different girl.
Fourth day with a new girl.

Moral: Girls change. But Boys never changed.

“Make Up”

Doctor: Ur weight was 65 kgs yesterday, today its 55 kgs. I think you are having dangerous disease.
Woman: I was in a hurry. So, I couldn’t do “Make UP”

3 Words

If u fail in Exam,
Mom’s 3 words: Dai! Padi da.
Dad’s 3 words: Idhellam urupudava pogudhu!...
Lover’s 3 words: I Hate You..
Friend’s 3 words: Machi Naanum fail….

Unnai Marandhaen - Comedy Kadhal Kavithai

Girl: Oru Azhagana Kavithai Solluda…
Boy: Unnai Kandadhum Ennai Marandhaen…
Girl: Appuram?
Boy: Un Thangai’yai kandadhum unnai’yae marandhaen!...
Girl: ???....

Sardarji Jokes

Sardarji: High voltagela TV Pochu, AC Pochu, Fridge Pochu ellam pochu.
Man: Stabilizer Illaya?
Sardarji: Nalla vela, adhu illa. Iruntha adhum poyirukum.