Friday, January 14, 2011

takunu thirumbi paarru

Kadhaliyin kannasaivuku 1000 arthangal..

aanaal nanbanin kannasaivuku orae arrtham

“Machan super figure varuthu takunu thirumbi paarru”

i am still watching

i am still watching you are every movement through

3 different Sources.

1.Cartoon network

2.Animal planet

3.National geography

World Shortest Leave Letter:

World Shortest Leave Letter:

Respected Sir,

Enna Pudunga Mudiyumo Pudungikkonga...

Naan Inniku Class-ku Vara Maaten.

Thanking You.

PHD

During a job interview

Manager: What's the highest level of education you obtained?

Candidate: PHD
...
Manager: Great! So that means you have a Doctor degree ...

Candidate: WeLL, No... That means

Passed Highschool with Difficulties (P.H.D.)

It is a MISTAKE. .!!

If a Barber Makes a Mistake,It’s a New Style..
If a Driver Makes a Mistake, It is An Accident..
If a Engineer Makes a Mistake, It is a New Venture.....
If a Tailor Makes a Mistake, It is a New Fashion..I
f a Teacher Makes a Mistake , It is a New Theory..
...If a Student Makes a Mistake, It is a MISTAKE. .!!

VIVA & INTERVIEW…

SILENCE

is da best answer for all questions..

SMILE

is da best reaction in all situations..

Unfortunately

BOTH never help in

VIVA & INTERVIEW…

Muluhama Irukken

POLICE : Yenda un wife a kinathula thallivitta ?????????
MAN : Avathan sir 3 masam muluhama irukkenu sonna. athan poi muluhunu solli thallivitten......

“Yen appadi solrenga?”

Man1: “Irundhalum antha maesthiri romba mossam…”
Man2: “Yen appadi solrenga?”
Man1: “Road roller punchernu 500 rubaai Kanakula Yeludhitar…”

“With Antenna or without Antenna?”

Engineer’s wife delivered a baby and sent a text to her husband:

“Your circuit design came out.”

Husband texted and asked:

“With Antenna or without Antenna?”

Can we romance

Can we romance in da evening today?
Im in a good mood
Just a little bit ov kissing and biting.
Reply me soon!
urs lovingly -
"Mosquito"

Past Tense

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense iz it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.