ஆத்தா ஆடு வளர்த்தா...

''எங்க ஆத்தா ஆடு வளர்த்தா... கோழி வளர்த்தா...
ஆனா நாய் வளர்க்கலை...!''

''ஏன்...?''

''அதை அடிச்சுத் தின்ன முடியாதே...?''

ஒற்றுமை

சீப்புக்கும் வாழைப்பழத்து தோலுக்கும் ஓர் ஒற்றுமை. அது என்னன்னு சொல்லுங்க
பார்ப்போம்!

தெரியாது!

சீப்பு தலை வாரும்; வாழைப்பழத் தோல் காலை வாரும்.

husband is like Split AC

Position of husband is like Split AC,

No matter how loud he is outside,

but inside d house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote..!:).

Make u shocked?

Which news abt me will make u shocked?

1 = i cooked food.

2 = i m in love.

3 = i pray 5 times.

4 = im not hungry today.

5 = i had my first crush.

6 = i did’nt fight today.

7 = im getting married.

8 = i hate u.

9 = i don’t like to use cell.

Reply me

Professional Antivirus

GIRLFRIEND is like internet virus

she will enter ur life

scan ur pocket

Transfer ur money

Edit ur mind

download her problems

Delete ur smile

&

Hang ur life..

So avoid ur gf & send her number 2 me

Dnt w0ry aBout mee, I m a professional

anti virus..

Value of Facebook...

Value of Facebook...

Girl : can u die for me?
...
Boy : yes !
... ... ...
Girl : can u give me ur fb password?
...
Boy : now u must go home sister,
your mother might be gettin worried............

(I LOVE YOU)

Boyfri(END)...... Girlfri(END)...... BESTFRI(END)........ Everything Has An END Except ........ Fam(ILY) It Has (I LOVE YOU)

Girlz to Boyz

Girlz to Boyz

1970's : Love me, but don't touch me.

1980's : Touch me, but don't kiss me.

1990's : Kiss me, but don't do anything more.

2000's : Do anything, but don't tell anyone.... Since

2011 : Do everything , otherwise I will telleveryone that you can't do anything.

ATTITUDE

Don't be sad when you see your
ex-girlfrnd flirting with sumone else.
Come on yaar
Learn to donate ur old toys to poor kids
That's called ATTITUDE

Great Lines

Great Lines for clg student...

Arrear vaithal Vaadathae...

All clear seithal Aadathae...

en purushan ooruku poi irukar

Lady 1: Akka, Inaiku en purushan ooruku poi irukar. Athanala inaiku night mattum en kooda thoonga mudiyuma?...

Lady 2: Adi podi.. Unakum, un purushanukum vera vela ila. Nee oorula illana avan kupuduran. Avan illana nee kupudura...


Start d music....

unga manaivi peruka?

Archagar: Archanai unga peruka ila unga manaivi peruka?

Bhakthar: Manaivi peruku dhan.. Enaku dhan daily veetla archanai nadakuthae...

Dhinam oru kural

Dhinam oru kural padithal lifeku nalladhu!

Indraya kural,

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"Miyav, Miyav"

Idhu Poonai'in kural. Nalaiku veru oru kuralai solraen...

love letter

Kadhali: Neenga enaku love letter kudutha vishayam enga veetla elarukum therinju pochu!...

Kadhalan: Aiyo un Thangachikuma?

Poovodu serntha Naarum Manakum

Palamozhi:

"Poovodu serntha Naarum Manakum"



Porul:

"Super Figure'oda serntha Sappa figure'um scene podum..."

There is a limit 4 evrything!

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan 4 Ambani.

Now in 2010 Mukesh Ambani planning 2 buy IDBI bank.

Dis shows nothing is impossible.


Now in 2011, SBI Bank rejected loan for me.

But in 2025 I'm planing 2,


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apply for loan again.

B'coz dis is Govt. bank. V can't buy.

There is a limit 4 evrything!...

R u relaxing?

Sardar is sitting in Beach...

An American: R u relaxing?...

Sardar: No, I am Ram singh...

Another American: R u relaxing?...

Sardar: No, I am Ram singh...

Sardar left than place with anger....

Then sardar asks one American lying nearby. Are you relaxing?


American: Yes

Sardar gives a slap & says, "Goyala!.. Unnathanda anga elarum theduranga...."

colour paints?

The minimum area with maximum number of colour paints?..

Ans: "Girl's Face"

Enaku bayama iruku

Boy: Inaiku night naama oora vitu odi poidalam

Girl: Enaku bayama iruku...

Boy: Apa thunaiku un thangachiya kutitu vaa...

Girl: .....?

I'll buy 50 sarees

Wife saw a board,

Benaras saree Rs.10/-

Nylon saree Rs.8/-

Cotton saree Rs.5/-

Wife: Give me Rs.500/-. I'll buy 50 sarees.

Hus: Adhu isthiri kadai di Eruma madu

Love Marriage

Elephant & Ant got Love Marriage.

Next day itself Elephant died.


Ant told, "Oh Anbae...Oru Naal kadhalukaga ayusu fulla kuzhi thonda vachitiyae"...

maranthu than aaga vendum

Ninaithu kuda parka mudiyavillai, avalai marandhu vida....

Aanalum avalai maranthu than aaga vendum...

Yena oru super mattikichu...

Husband seriously ill...

Husband seriously ill...

Doc to Wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant& in gud mood, cook tasty dinner, don't discuss problems...No tv serial, don't demand new clothes & jewels.. Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok...

Hus: What did d doc say?

Wife: No chance for u to survive...

Wat is Water, Air & Land pollution?

Teacher: Wat is Water, Air & Land pollution?

Student: Water'la quater'a mix panna water pollution..

Air'la cigarette smoke mix panna air pollution..

Idhu ellathaiyum pannitu Land Pollution...

Teacher: ?!?!

just like a few steps

A short walk is so Difficult.

When No 1 walks wid u.

But a long journey is just like a few steps when,

A street dog is running behing u..

In this world we have only postmen! but no Post women!...

Why?

Think...

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?

?

Yes.

Bcoz, they take 9 months for 1 delivery.

Govt. of Tamilnadu

Tomorrow all bank, schools, colleges Govt & Private companies will be holiday.

Please inform to all Govt. of Tamilnadu...

Reason: Enaku manasu Sariilla...

Whick book

Teacher: Whick book has helped you most in your life?

Student: My father Cheque book

2 problem

Oru manushan setha 2 problem, avana erikanuma, Podhaikanuma...?

Ericha No problem...

But podhacha2 problem,

Podhacha idathula pullu mulaikuma, mulaikatha?...

Mulaikati onnum illa...

But mulaicha 2 problem

Atha Maadu sapiduma, Sapidatha...

Sapidalana no problem,

But sapita 2 problem,

Adhu paal karakuma ila karakatha...

Karakati onnum illa but karandha 2 problem..

Adha manushan kudikalama, koodadha...?

Kudikati no problem, but kudicha 2 problem, avan Saavana? Sagamattana?

Sagalana no problem, but avan setha 2 problem, avana erikanuma? ila pudhaikanuma?


Cooll....

Sorry 4 lipstik mark

Teacher kisses a 7 yr old boy in d face n he got lipstick mark.

Teacher: Sorry 4 lipstik mark...

Boy: Kara padradhunala nall vishayam nadadha kara nalladuthanae...

you got an error

Understanding a Girl is like downloading 1 GB file with 2 kbps speed & when you've downloaded 99% you got an error...

Just 5 mts

Hus: Lunch readya? Time aguthu illana naa hotel'ku poraen?

Wife: Just 5 mts

Hus: 5 mts'la ready ayiduma?

Wife: Illa naan ready aiduraen, 2 perum Hotel'ku pogalam..

Hus: ....

why u r eating long டைம்?

Sardarji was eating for a long time in marriage party...

Friend asked, why u r eating long time?

Sardar: See the invitation card. REception time is 4 to 7 pm..

Friend: ????

beer adichitu

Kadhal panra ponna Kadhalinu sollalam..

Aana, Kalyanam panra ponna Kalyani'nu sollalama...

By, kalyani beer adichitu yosipor sangam

Rs.1000 kuda kudukuraen

Dr: Unga wife palla pidunga Rs.100 agum?

Husband: Ungaluku Rs.1000 kuda kudukuraen.. Apadiyae, sethu ava nakkayum pidikidunga...

Avlo periya appatakara ne,

Roger Federer: I hav each & evry knwldge abt Tennis. U cn ask me anythin

Sardar: Avlo periya appatakara ne, sari sollu, Tennis NET'la ethana oota iruku?...

Life Ivlodhan...

Love marriage panikita ungaluku kidaipathu ungaloda Lover!

Arrange marriage panikita ungaluku kidaipathu mathavangaloda Lover!...



Life Ivlodhan...

adhu muruku illa da

Senthil: Unga kadaila mattum Muruku romba kasapa iruku...

Goundamani: Dai kamarukattu thalaiya, adhu muruku illa da!.. "Kosuvarthi"...

tat place is now called as

Once i was travelling in Helicopter via switzerland & my purse fall down in Switerzland & tat place is now called as,

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SWISS BANK...

Ayyar ponnu da

Boy: I Love U...

Girl: Enna Anna..?

Boy: (Very happy)... Thank You!...

Friend: Enna machi ava una Anna'nu kupudura... Neeyum santhosama irukiyae...

Boy: Machi ava Ayyar ponnu da...

Oh shit..

Husband (Phone): Hi dear, naan unna romba miss panraen..adhan call pannaen..

Wife: Ennanga 5 nimisathuku munnadi than sanda potutu poninga... Enmel kovam illaya?

Husband: Oh shit.. Naan marupadiyum veetukae call panitaen...

Wife: ???????

So, be confident...

"Nambikai ondru irundhal pothum...

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Iruttil irundhalum kuda ethir veetu figarai sight adikalam..."

So, be confident...

Santhosama irupom!...

Love panravanuku loverthan figure!

Love pannathavanuku figure ellam Lover!

So, Sight mattum adippom!... Santhosama irupom!...

Terrible English by PT sir:

Terrible English by PT sir:

1. There is no wind in the football

2. I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

3. You rotate the ground 4 times.

4. I have two daughters and both are girls.

5. Stand in a straight circle.

& the best one...

6. Why Haircut not cut?...

When opportunity knocks, make use of it

Man with a gun goes into Bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did u see me rob the bank?"

The man replied, "Yes, i did."

The robber then shot him, killing him instantly...



He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did u see me rob this bank?

The man replied, "No, i didn't, but my wife did!"

Moral: When opportunity knocks, make use of it... Ok...

Mount road'la

A boy romantically said 2 his girl friend,

"I can c d whole world in ur eyes!"

A passerby asks him:

"Mount road'la Traffic irukanu pathu sollunga"...

i want my OWN

A sweet demand by a kid:

A kid was beaten up by his mom...

Dad came and asked what happened son?

Kid said,

"I cant adjust with your wife, i want my OWN"... ok

mudiyathu

Kadhal enbathu, Night'la current pona nerathula vara kosu pola!...

Thoongavum mudiyathu, Thorathavum mudiyathu...

yara kalyanam panika poringa?

Reporter: Madam neenga yara kalyanam panika poringa?

Heroin: Yaraium namba mudiyala. So yenga amma mathiriyae naanum kalyanam panama irundhuruvaen...

Pongaluku varuvara?

Aunty 1: Enna un marumagan Pongaluku varuvara?

Aunty 2: Neenga vera pazhaya sothukae varuvan....

Warning by Doctors

Warning by Doctors of World Health Organization.

After eating fish pls do not drink water...

Bcoz, Fish'll start swimming in ur stomach...