A great scholar said.
The real problem doesn’t start when a boy starts looking at a girl.,
It begins when she turns back and gives a smile..;->
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Pay The Bill
I want u �
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner�. &
to say those sweet three words to U�.
�Pay The Bill�
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner�. &
to say those sweet three words to U�.
�Pay The Bill�
Do u know
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
Eppadi solra
Boy 1: Antha ponnu romba olukkamana ponnu...!
Boy 2: Eppadi solra?
Boy 1: Nethu ava veetu cooker visil adichathu, Udanae cooker'a serupala adichita...
Boy 2: Eppadi solra?
Boy 1: Nethu ava veetu cooker visil adichathu, Udanae cooker'a serupala adichita...
Political Speech
Political Speech by Vijaykanth:
Enga kachi aachiku vanthal Polio Sottu marunthuku pathilaga...
Original Sootu marunthu koduppom...!
Enga kachi aachiku vanthal Polio Sottu marunthuku pathilaga...
Original Sootu marunthu koduppom...!
Most touching lines
Most touching lines said by True Lover to his Lover, while break up:
"Oorula nee oruthithan figura? Poadiii.....
"Oorula nee oruthithan figura? Poadiii.....
Car Accident
Nurse to Patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Sardar
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01 - Feb - 85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..
Patient: Sardar
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01 - Feb - 85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..
Ultimate scientific PJ
Ultimate scientific PJ:
What will u call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?
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Sodium Nitrite & Sodium Nitrate!
Bcoz, it will be NaNO2 & NaNO3...
What will u call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?
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Sodium Nitrite & Sodium Nitrate!
Bcoz, it will be NaNO2 & NaNO3...
A Cute Lovestory!
A Cute Lovestory!
Girl: What will u do if i die..!
Boy (Joking): I will feel happy..!
Next day, he got a news, the girl died & left a lettr 4 him-
"I can do anything 2 make u happy..."
Moral:
Indha mathiri girls tamilnatla yenga irukanga...?
Please ungaluku therinja solunga...
-Boys Welfare Association...
Girl: What will u do if i die..!
Boy (Joking): I will feel happy..!
Next day, he got a news, the girl died & left a lettr 4 him-
"I can do anything 2 make u happy..."
Moral:
Indha mathiri girls tamilnatla yenga irukanga...?
Please ungaluku therinja solunga...
-Boys Welfare Association...
Avoid such Thoughts
A man to doctor: Is there any medicine for long life?
Doc: Get married....
Man: Will it help?
Doc: No, but it will avoid such thoughts....
Doc: Get married....
Man: Will it help?
Doc: No, but it will avoid such thoughts....
Top 10
Love Panravanai kandariya Top 10 Valigal.
10. Adikadi engayo pathutu thaniya siripan.
9. Phone-la APRAM, APRAM-nu adikadi pesuvan.
8. Yarukum SMS anupamattan.
7. Yaruku Mobile tharamatan.
6. Adikadi Recharge Pannuvan.
5. Yarum illatha roomla Light Off panitu irupan.
4. Ellarum thoongum nerathula mlichirupan.
3. Adikadi missed call varum.
2. SOLLUPA, ENNADAA-nu Autograph Cheran mathiri words use panuvan.
Kadasiya,
1. Phonela yarudanu keta 7G Ravikrishna mathiri sirippan....
10. Adikadi engayo pathutu thaniya siripan.
9. Phone-la APRAM, APRAM-nu adikadi pesuvan.
8. Yarukum SMS anupamattan.
7. Yaruku Mobile tharamatan.
6. Adikadi Recharge Pannuvan.
5. Yarum illatha roomla Light Off panitu irupan.
4. Ellarum thoongum nerathula mlichirupan.
3. Adikadi missed call varum.
2. SOLLUPA, ENNADAA-nu Autograph Cheran mathiri words use panuvan.
Kadasiya,
1. Phonela yarudanu keta 7G Ravikrishna mathiri sirippan....
Computer commands
Computer commands in Local Tamil:
Save - Vechiko
Save As - Aiye apdiye vechiko
Save All - Allathium vechiko
Find - Thedu
Find Again - Inoru thaba thedu
Undo - Jaga vangu
Zoom - Persa kaatu
Open - Thora naina
Replace - Itha thooki apdika podu, adha thooki ipdika podu..
Cut - Vetti Kadasu
Paste - Ottu
Paste Special - Nalla echa thottu ottu
Drag & Hold - Nalla Isthu pudi
Do u want to delete selected item? - Maiyalumae Thookidava?
Access denied - Kai vecha keesiduven...
Save - Vechiko
Save As - Aiye apdiye vechiko
Save All - Allathium vechiko
Find - Thedu
Find Again - Inoru thaba thedu
Undo - Jaga vangu
Zoom - Persa kaatu
Open - Thora naina
Replace - Itha thooki apdika podu, adha thooki ipdika podu..
Cut - Vetti Kadasu
Paste - Ottu
Paste Special - Nalla echa thottu ottu
Drag & Hold - Nalla Isthu pudi
Do u want to delete selected item? - Maiyalumae Thookidava?
Access denied - Kai vecha keesiduven...
Mappilai Thanni adika kodathu
Father: Unaku Mappilai eppadi irukanum ma!...
Daughter: MONITER mathiri mattama iruka kodathu,
NEPOLEAN mathiri veerama irukanum!
XXX RUM mathiri karupa irukakodathu,
WINE mathiri segapa irukanum,
OLD MONK mathiri kilavana iruka kodathu,
JONY WALKER mathiri younga irukanum,
SARAYAM mathiri erunchu vilama,
SCOTCH mathiri softa irukanum!
11 PM mathiri late'a varama
8 PM mathiri seekirama varanum!
Mukiyamana vishayam Mappilai Thanni adika kodathu!...
Daughter: MONITER mathiri mattama iruka kodathu,
NEPOLEAN mathiri veerama irukanum!
XXX RUM mathiri karupa irukakodathu,
WINE mathiri segapa irukanum,
OLD MONK mathiri kilavana iruka kodathu,
JONY WALKER mathiri younga irukanum,
SARAYAM mathiri erunchu vilama,
SCOTCH mathiri softa irukanum!
11 PM mathiri late'a varama
8 PM mathiri seekirama varanum!
Mukiyamana vishayam Mappilai Thanni adika kodathu!...
Clear minded guyz
Ponnugala porutha varai Boy's
Adhigama Pesuna Aruvai,
Sirichu Sirichu pesuna Jollu,
Pesama iruntha Jadam,
Alava pesuna Robot,
Tamil pesuna Gnanapalam,
English pesuna Peter,
Padicha Kiruku,
Padikalana Makku,
Sandai potta Rowdy,
Sandai podalana Bayandhanguli,
Akkanu kupita Chinna Payan,
Sight adicha Poruki Payan,
But, Boysku Girlna rendu dhan...
1. Supter Figure
2. Sappa Figure
very straight...
Clear minded guyz....
Adhigama Pesuna Aruvai,
Sirichu Sirichu pesuna Jollu,
Pesama iruntha Jadam,
Alava pesuna Robot,
Tamil pesuna Gnanapalam,
English pesuna Peter,
Padicha Kiruku,
Padikalana Makku,
Sandai potta Rowdy,
Sandai podalana Bayandhanguli,
Akkanu kupita Chinna Payan,
Sight adicha Poruki Payan,
But, Boysku Girlna rendu dhan...
1. Supter Figure
2. Sappa Figure
very straight...
Clear minded guyz....
Anil and Apple
Some questions for u.....
Oru anil-ku frontla 3 Apple iruku...
2 apple anil saptuchu,1 sapdala Reason...??
Think...
that apple was Plastic...
Again oru anilku munna 3 apple iruku,
But 3 apple-yum Anil sapidala, Reason...
Think more...
Anil was Plastic...
Now oru original Anil-ku munna original apple iruku,
But Anil sapdala... reason?
Anil was on Discovery channel,
But Apple was in front of TV...
Now anil n apple are on TV, but anil Apple sapdala... Reason...
Use ur brain...
Anil and Apple was on different channels...
I know u r angry...
But yu hav to read this too...
Anil and Apple r in TV and in same channel...
Even then anil didn't eat the apple... Reason...?
TV was off!!!!!
Yenaku epudi irunthu irukum....?
Oru anil-ku frontla 3 Apple iruku...
2 apple anil saptuchu,1 sapdala Reason...??
Think...
that apple was Plastic...
Again oru anilku munna 3 apple iruku,
But 3 apple-yum Anil sapidala, Reason...
Think more...
Anil was Plastic...
Now oru original Anil-ku munna original apple iruku,
But Anil sapdala... reason?
Anil was on Discovery channel,
But Apple was in front of TV...
Now anil n apple are on TV, but anil Apple sapdala... Reason...
Use ur brain...
Anil and Apple was on different channels...
I know u r angry...
But yu hav to read this too...
Anil and Apple r in TV and in same channel...
Even then anil didn't eat the apple... Reason...?
TV was off!!!!!
Yenaku epudi irunthu irukum....?
Neeyavadu polachuko
Oru Sardar suicide panna thannila kuthichar.
Udanae thannila irunthu fish-a veliya pottutu enna sonnar theriyuma?
"Naanthan saaga poraen. Neeyavadu polachuko!...
Udanae thannila irunthu fish-a veliya pottutu enna sonnar theriyuma?
"Naanthan saaga poraen. Neeyavadu polachuko!...
3 Students
3 Students didn't prepare 4 a Test.
They made a Plan...
They went 2 d DEAN nxt mrg n said,
"Sir v had gone 4 a Wedding n our Car Tyre Bursted.
So we had 2 push al the way, so we couldn't study".
The DEAN agrees n gives them 3 days time.
After 3 days all 3 were seated in "Different Rooms".
The Paper consisted of juse 1 question,
Which Tyre Bursted?
1. Front Right
2. Front Left
3. Back Right
4. Back Left.
This Phenomenon is called AAPPU.
They made a Plan...
They went 2 d DEAN nxt mrg n said,
"Sir v had gone 4 a Wedding n our Car Tyre Bursted.
So we had 2 push al the way, so we couldn't study".
The DEAN agrees n gives them 3 days time.
After 3 days all 3 were seated in "Different Rooms".
The Paper consisted of juse 1 question,
Which Tyre Bursted?
1. Front Right
2. Front Left
3. Back Right
4. Back Left.
This Phenomenon is called AAPPU.
Vazhakai 1 Vattam
5 Years Back....
1 Paniayaram was 10 Paise & 1 Call was 1 Rupee...
But, 2day,
1 Call is 10 Paisa, 1 Paniayaram is 1 Rupee...
Hence proved that, Vazhakai 1 Vattam...
1 Paniayaram was 10 Paise & 1 Call was 1 Rupee...
But, 2day,
1 Call is 10 Paisa, 1 Paniayaram is 1 Rupee...
Hence proved that, Vazhakai 1 Vattam...
MUTE & CUTE?
What is the difference between MUTE & CUTE?
Think?
Think?
Dont Know?
Gammunu irundha Mute...
Gummunu irundha CUte...
Think?
Think?
Dont Know?
Gammunu irundha Mute...
Gummunu irundha CUte...
Choose ur Favourite Number
Choose ur Favourite Number:
50, 100, 150, 222, 250, 300, 350, 555
&
Recharge that amount my Mobile...
"It is very Interesting, Try it..."
50, 100, 150, 222, 250, 300, 350, 555
&
Recharge that amount my Mobile...
"It is very Interesting, Try it..."
Modern Lovers
Modern Lovers:
Girl: Unna Love pannathuku romba feel panran da...
Boy: Ennadi Darling Kopichikara? Enna Aachu unaku...
Girl: Pinna ennada, Avvalavu solliyum nethu nadantha en Engagementku varama irunthita...
Girl: Unna Love pannathuku romba feel panran da...
Boy: Ennadi Darling Kopichikara? Enna Aachu unaku...
Girl: Pinna ennada, Avvalavu solliyum nethu nadantha en Engagementku varama irunthita...
My Account
Don't give Importance 2 money.
Bcoz,
It can give,
Bed not Sleep,
Books not Brain,
Luxuries not Happiness,
So,
Transfer ur Money to My Account....
Bcoz,
It can give,
Bed not Sleep,
Books not Brain,
Luxuries not Happiness,
So,
Transfer ur Money to My Account....
Encouraging Words
The most encouraging words to all Modern Youthz....
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Trisha kidaikalana Divya....
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Trisha kidaikalana Divya....
Funny Thought:
Funny Thought:
"Y is Sania Mirza marrying Shoaib Malik?
Stupid SANIA took Indian Pledge too seriously...
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"All Indians r my Brothers and Sisters"....
"Y is Sania Mirza marrying Shoaib Malik?
Stupid SANIA took Indian Pledge too seriously...
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"All Indians r my Brothers and Sisters"....
MBBS padichu
HOD: Neenga ennava aaga aasai padreenga?
Student: Naan MBBS padichu, Police Aagi, Nalla Software companyla, lawyera work panna poraen!...
HOD: What????
Stu: Goyyala!! Engaluku ethana naal puriama class eduthurupa..! Ippa mattum vaathu, Kozhinu ketkura...!
Student: Naan MBBS padichu, Police Aagi, Nalla Software companyla, lawyera work panna poraen!...
HOD: What????
Stu: Goyyala!! Engaluku ethana naal puriama class eduthurupa..! Ippa mattum vaathu, Kozhinu ketkura...!
Greatness
Greatness begets envy....
Envy engenders spite....
Spite spawns fallacies....
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Ennamo previous lines'lam purinja maathiri vegama keela vara?
Envy engenders spite....
Spite spawns fallacies....
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Ennamo previous lines'lam purinja maathiri vegama keela vara?
5 + 3 evlo
Teacher: 5 + 3 evlo?
LKG Boy: Enaku Theriyathu Teacher....
Tcr: Makku Paiya 5+3=8-nu theriyadha unaku?
LKG Boy: Adi Paavi nethu neethanae 4+4=8-nu sonna...!
LKG Boy: Enaku Theriyathu Teacher....
Tcr: Makku Paiya 5+3=8-nu theriyadha unaku?
LKG Boy: Adi Paavi nethu neethanae 4+4=8-nu sonna...!
"MY LIFE"
Newly married Husband savd wife's number on mobile as "MY LIFE"
After,
1 Year: "MY WIFE"
5 Years: "HOME"
10 Years: "HITLER"
15 Years: "WRONG NUMBER"....
After,
1 Year: "MY WIFE"
5 Years: "HOME"
10 Years: "HITLER"
15 Years: "WRONG NUMBER"....
Mobile
A Man tries to keep his Mobile on a table....
But,
Where ever he keeps it,
It falls....
How?
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Bcoz,
There is "No Balance" in the Mobile.
But,
Where ever he keeps it,
It falls....
How?
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Bcoz,
There is "No Balance" in the Mobile.
"ALL இந்திய"
A sleeping lion is stronger dan a barking dog.
So a sleeping student is better dan a barking teacher!
-by, "ALL INDIA" Back Bencher....
So a sleeping student is better dan a barking teacher!
-by, "ALL INDIA" Back Bencher....
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Enakku enna kidaikkum?
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!
Personal and Secret?
Girl: Dear Whats the diff between personal and secret?
Boy: Dear, u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover.
That is secret.
Boy: Dear, u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover.
That is secret.
FLASH NEWS
FLASH NEWS:
24 hrs U can watch 'Star Plus' on ur mobile for free.
Just press.
"* +" and keep watching.
No no bad words, keep smiling....
24 hrs U can watch 'Star Plus' on ur mobile for free.
Just press.
"* +" and keep watching.
No no bad words, keep smiling....
Brilliance Proved
Teacher : Which is The first Silent Tamil Film ??
Student : If the Film was Silent How u knw It was in Tamil ????
Student : If the Film was Silent How u knw It was in Tamil ????
An idea Can Change Your Life
An idea Can Change Your Life
But A Girl Can Change Ur Ideas...
So Always Change Your Girlfriends to Get New Ideas..
What An Idea Sirji ...!!!
But A Girl Can Change Ur Ideas...
So Always Change Your Girlfriends to Get New Ideas..
What An Idea Sirji ...!!!
Monday, August 16, 2010
Kadhal Kalyanam
Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Aen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi, saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.
Aen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi, saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.
Printing Mistake
Printing Mistake in question Paper:
"Prove that 2/10 = 0.2"
is wrongly printed as
"Prove that 2/10=2"
Students: Evvalavo panittom, itha panna mattoma?
2-two
10-ten
=>2/10
=Two/ten
cancel t
=wo/en
by albhabetic order,w-23
o-15
e-5
n-14
w+0=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19
so,38/19=2
Hence proved
"Prove that 2/10 = 0.2"
is wrongly printed as
"Prove that 2/10=2"
Students: Evvalavo panittom, itha panna mattoma?
2-two
10-ten
=>2/10
=Two/ten
cancel t
=wo/en
by albhabetic order,w-23
o-15
e-5
n-14
w+0=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19
so,38/19=2
Hence proved
Enga poganum
Conductor:Enga poganum.
Student:Antha pink
colour Sudithar
potta figure kitta poganum konjam vali vidunga..
Conductor:…………….????
Student:Antha pink
colour Sudithar
potta figure kitta poganum konjam vali vidunga..
Conductor:…………….????
Sunday, August 15, 2010
jimbalakkadi bamba
Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here
One fruit
A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Kadhalippavan
Kadhalippavan "velai" illathavan...
Kadhalitha pennaiye kalyanam pandravan "Moolai" illathavan...
Boys allways Rocks.
Kadhalitha pennaiye kalyanam pandravan "Moolai" illathavan...
Boys allways Rocks.
"Matthiyosi"
100 Kovil..
kattuvathai vida...
Oru school..
kattinal pothum...
yean theriuma ?
Kovila vida schoola
than neraiya ""FIGURE""
Varum???
kattuvathai vida...
Oru school..
kattinal pothum...
yean theriuma ?
Kovila vida schoola
than neraiya ""FIGURE""
Varum???
Flop Star
Heroine Hitz:-
Nayanthara -Billa.
Genilia -Boys.
Simran -Vaali.
Shreya -Sivaji.
Trisha -Saami.
Meera jasmine -Run.
Tamanna -Iyan.
Heroine Flops:-
Nayanthara -Villu.
Genilia -Sachin.
Simran -Udaya.
Shreya -ATM.
Trisha -Aathi.
Meera jasmine -Puthiya geethai.
Tamanna -Sura.
Only one man Can do all these..
That's one man is our Dr.Vijay our flop star....
Nayanthara -Billa.
Genilia -Boys.
Simran -Vaali.
Shreya -Sivaji.
Trisha -Saami.
Meera jasmine -Run.
Tamanna -Iyan.
Heroine Flops:-
Nayanthara -Villu.
Genilia -Sachin.
Simran -Udaya.
Shreya -ATM.
Trisha -Aathi.
Meera jasmine -Puthiya geethai.
Tamanna -Sura.
Only one man Can do all these..
That's one man is our Dr.Vijay our flop star....
Anjelina jolie
Anjelina jolie was crying..
Jackie chan: Hey why r u crying?
Arnold : Hey,wat happened to u..?
Tom cruse : Hey, wats wrong with u..?
VIJAY : "DEI,NIRUTHUNGADA..
IVVLO KETTEENGALE ANTHA PONNU YEN ALUVUTHUNU KETEENGALA DA"...
Jackie chan: Hey why r u crying?
Arnold : Hey,wat happened to u..?
Tom cruse : Hey, wats wrong with u..?
VIJAY : "DEI,NIRUTHUNGADA..
IVVLO KETTEENGALE ANTHA PONNU YEN ALUVUTHUNU KETEENGALA DA"...
Anniyan
Anniyan: Busla eppavumae ticket edukama poriyae, idhu thappunu unaku theriyatha?
Man: Mudiya vilakitu paruda Moodevi! Naan Conductor
Man: Mudiya vilakitu paruda Moodevi! Naan Conductor
Hotel
3 peru Hotel poranga.
Avanga sapta bill Rs.70.
Sarinu aaluku Rs.25 podranga.
Totala Rs.75 iruku...
Adhula billuku Rs.70
Tips Rs.2 kudukaranga.
Balance Rs.3 iruku...
Adha aaluku Rs.24 potta mathiri kanaku varutha....
Ok....
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Ipo, 24 * 3 = 72, Tips = 2.
(72 + 2 =74)
Balance Rs.1.....
Andha Rs.1 enna achu?
Plz. reply me...
Neenga periya arivalinu nenaichu thaan ketkiraen....
Neenga oru honest man-a irundha plz. ans. pannuga...
Avanga sapta bill Rs.70.
Sarinu aaluku Rs.25 podranga.
Totala Rs.75 iruku...
Adhula billuku Rs.70
Tips Rs.2 kudukaranga.
Balance Rs.3 iruku...
Adha aaluku Rs.24 potta mathiri kanaku varutha....
Ok....
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Ipo, 24 * 3 = 72, Tips = 2.
(72 + 2 =74)
Balance Rs.1.....
Andha Rs.1 enna achu?
Plz. reply me...
Neenga periya arivalinu nenaichu thaan ketkiraen....
Neenga oru honest man-a irundha plz. ans. pannuga...
Ant
1 Day Aishwarya Rai was drinking Coca-cola standing under a Tree...
2 ants wer watching dis,
1 ant was d fathr nd anothr its son.
D son ant juz moved d end of d branch nd accidently fel in 2 d cup of coke.
Aish Rai drank d whole cup.
D fthr went near her nd told sumthng nd she was shockd.
Guess what....????
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D fthr ant told, "en pulla unn vaithula irrukaan!".......
2 ants wer watching dis,
1 ant was d fathr nd anothr its son.
D son ant juz moved d end of d branch nd accidently fel in 2 d cup of coke.
Aish Rai drank d whole cup.
D fthr went near her nd told sumthng nd she was shockd.
Guess what....????
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D fthr ant told, "en pulla unn vaithula irrukaan!".......
5 friends
Once 5 friends lived in a room namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, SOMEBODY, NOBODY.
Oneday Somebody killed Nobody.
At that time Brain was in Bathroom.
Mad called Police.
Mad: Is it Police Station?
Police: Yes.... what is the matter?
Mad: Somebody killed Nobody.
Police: R u Mad?
Mad: Yes.... I am Mad...
Police: U Don't have brain.
Mad: Brain is in Bathroom...
Police: U Fool....
Mad: No.. Fool is reading Message......!
Oneday Somebody killed Nobody.
At that time Brain was in Bathroom.
Mad called Police.
Mad: Is it Police Station?
Police: Yes.... what is the matter?
Mad: Somebody killed Nobody.
Police: R u Mad?
Mad: Yes.... I am Mad...
Police: U Don't have brain.
Mad: Brain is in Bathroom...
Police: U Fool....
Mad: No.. Fool is reading Message......!
Sema adi
(Oru Student Examla Booka parthu eluthinan...atha parthuttu Vathiyar avana sema adi aditharu,athuku avan kettan.)
Stu : Sorry Sir, ineme Booka parthu elutha manden enna adikathinga,
Sir : Enda naayae nee booka parthu eluthinathuku adikala da, innaiku chemistry exam aana nee physics booka parthu eluthiriye athanda unna adi kolluren...
Stu : Sorry Sir, ineme Booka parthu elutha manden enna adikathinga,
Sir : Enda naayae nee booka parthu eluthinathuku adikala da, innaiku chemistry exam aana nee physics booka parthu eluthiriye athanda unna adi kolluren...
"Panni"
Director : Sir,intha padathula neenga "panni" meikuringa..
VIJAY : En image paathikkume..
Director : Ithaiye than panniyum solluchu..
Ajith Rocks .............
VIJAY : En image paathikkume..
Director : Ithaiye than panniyum solluchu..
Ajith Rocks .............
Thala Groups
Hus : Enna aachu?
Wife : Kulandha aluguthu..
Hus : Ethavathu joke sollu..
Wife : Vijay Ascar vangitaru..
Wife : Ayyayo......
Hus : Ennachu..?
Wife : "Kulandha sethu pochu"....
Thala Rockssssss.....
Wife : Kulandha aluguthu..
Hus : Ethavathu joke sollu..
Wife : Vijay Ascar vangitaru..
Wife : Ayyayo......
Hus : Ennachu..?
Wife : "Kulandha sethu pochu"....
Thala Rockssssss.....
Thalaaaaaaaa.............
Top 5 Funny Shops:
5.Gandhi Hair Dresses
4.Sri Namitha Textiles
3.Govindha Finance
2.Kushboo Fitness Centre
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5.Gandhi Hair Dresses
4.Sri Namitha Textiles
3.Govindha Finance
2.Kushboo Fitness Centre
1.Vijay Film CD Shop............
Thala Pola Varumaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........!!!!!!!!
English
Which is the 27th letter of English alphabet?
Ans:
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Are you looking for the Answer...
Very good...
Entha School Raasaa...Nee.!!!
Ans:
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Are you looking for the Answer...
Very good...
Entha School Raasaa...Nee.!!!
Xclusive Vijay Comedies:
Xclusive Vijay Comedies:
*How a police can wear boot cut& hav style hair (POKIRI)
*How 2 go 2 final Aftr losing Semifinals(GILLI)
*How 2 Bcome Boxer in 1day & 1sng(Badri)
*How 2 come alive even aftr dying(PUDHIYA GEETHAI)
*And finally having a long jump record for a half KM in KURUVI....
Still 2 be continued. ........
Enna koduma sir idhu.......
*How a police can wear boot cut& hav style hair (POKIRI)
*How 2 go 2 final Aftr losing Semifinals(GILLI)
*How 2 Bcome Boxer in 1day & 1sng(Badri)
*How 2 come alive even aftr dying(PUDHIYA GEETHAI)
*And finally having a long jump record for a half KM in KURUVI....
Still 2 be continued. ........
Enna koduma sir idhu.......
Parakka Theriyanuma
Sardar goes for navy selection.
Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?
Sardar: Appa airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.
Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?
Sardar: Appa airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.
MOKKAI of the CENTURY
One man had a periya vayaru.
So he went to the doctor to reduce it.
Doctor advised him to drink ujala.
Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.
And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".
So he went to the doctor to reduce it.
Doctor advised him to drink ujala.
Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.
And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".
SMS Nagaichuvai
SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :
Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,
Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!
Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...
(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)
Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,
Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!
Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...
(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)
DOSAI
How did DOSAI get its name?
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.
Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.
Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai
Annamalai Dialogue
Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan "Un Friend" Illa...
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan "Un Friend" Illa...
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.
Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra
Teacher:
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student:
Neenga Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra sir?
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student:
Neenga Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra sir?
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