Girl Friend

A Rich Man: I have 12 cars, 14 houses, Crores of Bank Balance and what do u have...?

Poor Man: I have 1 son... His Girl Friend is ur daughter...

'ENDHIRAN'

Superstar Rajinikanth is a software engineer in 'ENDHIRAN',

What would be his punch dialogues?...


* Naa Officeku late'a vandhalum latest software oda dhan varuvaen...!

* J to the A to the V to the A:- JAVA...!

* Kanna virus dhan kootama varum... Anti-virus single dhan varum...!

* 'C'ku apuram C++, Enaku apuram No ++....!

* Kanna Naa pakaradhuku dhan Hardware mathiri, Aana manasu Software mathiri...!


***How is it!...

Kural

1.epporul yar yar payyil erukkiradho apporulai appoluthe amukki vida vendum.

2.aattalil aattal maavaattal avvaattal hotelil aattappadum.

3.theeyinaal sutta karuvaadu naayinal (dog)nakkappadum.

railway minister

railway minister has introduced new train from meenambakkam to colombu.

what is the name of train?



meencolobu express

En Velai Mudinjuthu

Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic Msg a Parthu Romba Santhosa Padaathinga..
Avangaluku Yaru Anupi irupanga? Konjam Yosinga!
En Velai Mudinjuthu

"Naattu kozhi"

Oru kozhi kokkarako nu kathama jai hind nu kathudhu
yen theriyuma..?

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yenna..
athu
"Naattu kozhi"
ha ha..

JUNIOR HORLICKS

AMMA : Dai mahanae! Nee collegela junior student-a irukalam, athukkaka vettla JUNIOR HORLICKS than kudipennu adam pidikaathe.....intha horlicks kudi da.....

niram illai

Sardar1: indha beerla niram illai.
sardar2: indha beerla suvai illai.
sardar3: indha beerla thidam illai.
Waiter: goyyale! idhu soda daa....

Kodumai:

Peran: paatti Naa one kekava?Paatti;Keluda en challa Peraandi
Peran;Thitta kudathu.Patti;Unna poi Thittuvenaa
Peran;Nee Verum Pattiya Illa Vappattiya?

VIJAY JOKE

VIJAY JOKE
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surya story :
Dr.vijay Friend oru Chinese, avara hospital ICU la admit panni irudhanga.
vijay avara pakka poraru, appo andha chinese vijay kadhula
"Nig Ma Kiya Kig Miya Kya Mang Chang Ta Zang "
nu sollitu sethuduran .
vijay adhuku Meaning Kandu pudika China ku auto la poraru,pora valila 6 pattu, 4fight ,
last ah andha meaning yena theariuma ?
"ada porambokku naye ,oxygen tube mela irunthu kaala yeaduda"....
cool.............

doctor&patient

patient:
docter, en kita yaru enna ketalum romba kovam varudhu...enna pannalam?
doctor:
kadasiya eppa kova pattinga?
patient:
eppa kova latta onaku ennada pikkali payale...
docter:
???????

naayai pola irukum.

naayai pola irukum.
aanal moonu kalil nadakum vilngu ethu?






ans.



nondi naai

panna mudiyadhu

Ennadhan unga phone'la sms, mms, camera ellam irundhalum,
SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,
Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu!

cup-t

Tea-kadai'kaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?
cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t.........

Madras Bashai

Madurai girl goes to Madras vegetable shop and asks
"eppadimma Keerai?"
kaigari vikkarava says:
"naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!

vaalkayavae tholachitenu !!!

Thamanna: ayyo ayyo ennoda bag tholachitaen de....
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Asin: ennade solra?

Sreya:eppudi tholacha?
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Bhavana:kaasu ethum vachurunthiya!!! Gold ethum vachurunthiya!!!
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Anushka:ethum mukiyamana ethum athula irukutha?
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Thamanna:athulathaandi "SABESAN" photo iruku!!!!

Asin:apdina vaalkayavae tholachitenu sollu dee.

Nadipunna Ennanu

Nadipunna ennanu nadigargalidam ketta pothu,

Kamal:Adhu en Uyir

Rajini:Adhu en Vazhai

Ajith: Adhu en Swasam

Vikram: Adhu en Idhayam

Surya: Adhu en Udal

Vijay:appadinna enna, Ethavathu Telugu padama sollunga Remake pannaalam.

"cut" panna

Man1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum...
Man2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....

idhula irundhu enna theriydhu?

A Girl comes home pretty late. Father: "yendi ivlo late-a vara"
Mother : "what took u so long to get home.."
Anna: "itni late kyun?" (hindi )
Akka: "enthukku intha late-uga ostaavu?" (telugu)
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idhula irundhu enna theriydhu?
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oru vayasu ponnu veetukku late-aa vandhaa
NAALU PAERU NAALU VIDHAMAA pesuvaanga!

Puli Venumma

Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys... save girls we can save the tigers late.....!
in social service ,
puli venumma figer vennuma......

1980

1980 Love Dialouge:
Kadhaluku Kan ill,
BUT
2010 Love Dialouge:
Kadhalika unmaiyana Pen illai

Additional paper Plz

TEACHER: All of you write your lover's name in a paper.

After 2 seconds..
BOYS: Finished!!!

After 10 minutes.
GIRLS: Ma'am, Additional paper Plz

Boys Vs. Girls SMS

If girls cross the road, every one stops the vehicle and says:
'paathu po ma'
If boys cross the road every one says:
'porambokku veetla solitu vandhiya?'
Think Guys.

APPLE becomes Red

When APPLE becomes red, it is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to...
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VOTE!
Enna poi thappa nenachiteengale'pa?

பாதர், Mother

Father, Mother, Brother, Sister enpathu "BLOOD PRESSURE" mathiri kootavae irukkum.

Love enpathu "FEVER" pogum, varum.

Relation enpathu "TALAI VALI" apapo varum

BUT FRIEND SHIP ENPATHU "aids" mathiri, orumurai vantha pogathu......

Sorreeeee

Kadhal oru Sorreeeee mathiri,

Sorinjitae irundha sugama irukum,

aana

aana

vitta punnu aidum

Sorreeeee

Kadhal oru Sorreeeee mathiri,

Sorinjitae irundha sugama irukum,

aana

aana

vitta punnu aidum

Dedicate him a song

A guy called FM radio & said:
"I have found a purse with 15,000 cash,credit card & a ID of Mr.Mani,No.15,Thambaram,Chennai.
RJ: How honest sir? So, you want to return the purse?
Guy:No, I just wanted to dedicate him a song."Nandri solla unakku vaartha illa enakku"...

Deala No Deala

Deala No Deala
Ore Vaarthai Oho nu Vaalkai..

Our Chinna sms Question :

"SABESAN" Patri Neengal Enna
Ninaikirergal.?

Option
A. Alaganavan.
B. Nallavan.
C. Vallavan.
D. All the Above.

Ungal Badhilai,
A or B or C or D
Endru type Seidhu
"*******" ku
SMS Seiungal..

Kulukkal Muraiyil Thernthu
Edukkappadum Winnerukku
"SABESAN" udan Dinner
Sappidum Vaaippu
(Adhuvum Ungal Selavil).

Mundhungal Indha Offer 05.09.2010 Varai Mattume...

Ur daily prayer for ur mother

Ur daily prayer for ur mother:
Kadavulae, enakkendru ethuvum vaendam,
yen ammavukku mattum oru super beautiful figar'a marumagal vara vendum...

Sooriyanai sutrinaal

Sooriyanai sutrinaal vendhu poveergal.

Chudidhaarai sutrinaal nondhu poveergal

By,
Olukkamaga oorai mattum sutrum vaalibar sangam.

2 Man's

man 1: Rs.1500 la my daughter kalyanatha mudichutten.
man 2 : eppaidi??
man 1 : Rs. 1500 ku cell vangi koduthen kathalichu kalyanum pannikitta... talented girls............

GREAT INSULT

Veerathil Nee Oru PULI
Vivekathi Nee Oru THEE

MOTHATHIL

NEE ORU

PULITHEE

HA HA HA...

"PISKOTHU"....

Un kural "BRITTANIA'',
Un subavam "GOODDAY",
Un manasu
"LITTLE HEART",
Un nadai "TIGER",
Un face "SUN FEAST".
Mothathil nee oru "PISKOTHU"....

Blade SMS

Oru oorla appadi ippadinu rendu per. Orunal appadi eppadi irukeenganar. Ippadi, eppadiyo irukennar. Appadi, ippadi sonna eppadi, appadi iruken illa ippadi irukenu sollunganaru. Udane ippadiku appadi oru kovam. Nan eppadi iruntha unakennanu ketar. Athukku appadi, appadiyellam onnumilleenga summa eppadi irukeenganu ketenu samathana paduthinar. Appadiyum ippadiyum eppadiyo friends aananga. neenga eppadi irukkeenga?

Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu

Man: Doctor ! Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu

Doctor: Dai Mavane Ippo Nee Full Mappuladhaan Irukka...
Yeana,
Naan Doctor illai,
police.

Man:??

AMAZING TRUTH

In 1872 the mexican airlines and the king fisher jet smashed each other in sky...
And in 1976 other same mexican airlines and kingfisher jet smashed in sky.. Nobody could find out the reason for the accident. Only in 2009 the NASA scientist found the reason that the same planes smashed each other 2 times because "ORU THADAVA MUTITU VITA KOMBU MULAIKUM, THERIYUMLA"

MY WIFE APPEARS

The man approached very beautiful women in the large supermarket and asked,

“You know, I’ve lost my wife in the supermarket.

Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

“Why?”

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Learn Hindi through Tamil

"Dhuniya me koyi nahi hai" - ulagathil koli illa

"koyi bath nahi" - koli kullikaradhu illa

"woh bar bar aathaa hai" - adhu barber'oda aathha

Proud to be Hindi student

ODI

Who thought of the "One Day INternationals" cricket match (ODI)?
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Its mahakavi Bharathiaar because he sang "ODI vilayadhu paappa"

girl driving a car

What would you call a girl driving a car?

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A Pen Drive.

Yenna Peyar ?

Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan

Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum

Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan?

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"MI-CRO-SOFT"