Ethukuda Schoolku

Friend 1: Ethukuda Schoolku saaku paiya eduthutu vara?

Friend 2: Nee thana da leave poda "Saaku" venumnu sonna.... Adhan

Sister

Friend 1: Phonela ivol neram yaarkuda pesitu irundha!...

Friend 2: Sister

Friend 1: Apuram yaen, ena paarthathum cut pannita?

Friend 2: Adhu un Sister da Machi!!!

Ada paavingala

Man: Enga veetukula Paambu vandhiduchu...

apuram Paambathiya kooptu adichom...

Sardar: Ada paavingala...

Paambu vandhadhuku Paambathiya yenda adichinga

Machi ava en loverda

LKG school function:

A boy started closing his ears with both hands,

When a girl was about to start her speech...

Others asked him why r u closing ur ears?


He replied, "Machi ava en loverda...

My dear brothers & sistersnu start pannuvada, adhan"

Engalukum Maths theriyum...

3 teacher were having lunch in a room.


1. English Teacher

2. Tamil Teacher

3. Maths Teacher


Suddenly, a thief enters d room.

English teacher shouts "Thief, Thief"

Tamil teacher shouts, "Thirudan, Thirudan".

How did d maths teacher shout?


Guess...


"420, 420"

Engalukum Maths theriyum...

Mulachu 3 ela vidala

Mulachu 3 ela vidala, adhukula andha payan ipdi pannitaan....


Enna pannitaan?


"Chediya Pudikitaan!"

Naan pinnalae nadapaen sir

Sir: Unkita ulla talent pathi sollu...

Student: Sir, Naan pinnalae nadapaen sir...

Sir: Evlo thooram?

Student: Unga ponnu evlo thooram pogumo avlo thooram!.....

Thanks to,

Unnai kanum varai

sorkathai parthathillai,

Unnai kanda pin

Sorgamae thevai illai...


Thanks to,

"KING FISHER BEER"

Un Time mudinchu pochu

Yaman: Un Time mudinchu pochu....

Tamana: Nan thapika vazhiyae illaya....

Yaman: 1 vazhi iruku. Indha SMS padikiravaruku 1 kiss kodu...

Tamana: Athuku Naa sethae tholayalam...

What a Great Research...

In India,

70% of Girls Name ends in "A"...

20% of Girls Name ends in "I"...


If u have any doubt,

Check with ur girl friends Name...!


What a Great Research...

Sir, enoda wife'a kanum...

Man: Sir, enoda wife'a kanum...

Postman: Idhu Post office sir,

Police stationku Complaint pannuga...

Man:Aiyo, Sandhosatula enga poradhunae theriyalayae!...

Kanavu enbathu...

Kanavu enbathu...

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Thongina than varum..

Cella nonduna varathu...

Poi thoongunga...

love pannalenu sollitenla

Girl: Na than una love pannalenu sollitenla,

Pinna yaen pinnadiyae vara?


Boy: Illa, Indha moonjiya vera evan pakkuranu pakkathan...

Na sethuta nee ena pannuva?

Husband: Na sethuta nee ena pannuva?

Wife: Unga kudavae naanum sethuduvaen...

Husband: Josiyakaran appavae sonnan. sethalum Sani una vidathunu...

Ennoda Mobile bill evlo?

Sardar: Ennoda Mobile bill evlo?

Customer Care Girl: Sir, Just dial 123 to know ur Current bill status...

Sardar: Current bill illadi Loosu, Mobile bill sollu..

Dance ஆடுற?

Teacher: Yenda Kanaku thappa pottutu Dance Aadura?

Student: Neenga thana soninga,

Kanaku thappa irundhalum Stepsku mark poduvenu...

14th floorla irunthu

Oruthan 14th floorla irunthu avanoda watcha keela pottutan,

But, avan ground flooruku vanthu Watcha pudichitan.

Yeppudi?



Watch 10 min slow.

en mela yen ivlo pasama iruka?

Boy: Paati, en mela yen ivlo pasama iruka?

Paati:Nee than da Nalaiku enaku Kolli vaikanum!

Boy: Po paati nalaiku enaku scl iruku, nee va ipavae vaikiraen...

Thalai 1 dhan iruku

H.O.D.: Thala valinu 1 day leave edutha ok,

Kaal valiku yen 2 days leave edutha...


Student: Thalai 1 dhan iruku, But Kaal 2 irukae?

Student 2: Excuse me sir, Enaku Pallu vali sir?

Collect 100 roses

Collect 100 roses,

Take a Oosi & Nool,

Make a Maalai.


Take the Maalai

&

Go front of a Mirror.

U will see a Super scene,


"KORANGU KAILA POO MAaLAI"

Friendship is like an Onion

Friendship is like an Onion...

Y?

Cut panni paru, kannu kalangum!!!

Mudiyalaya,

Ennalayum dhan.. Don't feel!!!

Forward it to other onions...

9thara:

9thara: Hai Trisha, "*********" ponnu pakarangalam.

Vaadi nammalum poi "Q"la nikkalam...

Trisha: Vendampa Thamanavukae Token No.10000007, apdina namaku!!!!

Ulagai azhikum sakthiyai

Ulagai azhikum sakthiyai Iraivan 2 peruku koduthu irukiran...


1. Yeman

2. Woman


By,

Pengalai kandal vadagai cycle pudichu odum valibar sangam..

Kanil kaneer kulam pola

Kanil kaneer kulam pola perugum pothu,

varthaigal pesukirathu.....

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Evanda Sapatla Kaaratha athigama potathu...

Swamy Nithayanda

"Love the Lady,

But don't touch the body.


If u touch the body,

Someone will make the CD"

- Swamy Nithayanda

Unna pathalae pidikala

Tamanna: Unna pathalae pidikala....

Dhanush: Enna patha pidikathu, paka paka than pidikum...

Tamana: Paka Paka pidikarathuku ne ena "........"

Senior Ponnukum

I asked Shakespeare,

"Why u married a Girl elder than U?"

He showed me a calendar and said,

"A week has 7 days,

Can u say which day is younger/elder?"


Love comes from heart not in age....



Moral: Senior Ponnukum Route vidalam...

"POO" mathiri

Wife: Ethuku adikadi en mugathula thanni thelikiringa?

Hus:Unga Amma unna "POO" mathiri pathuka sonnanga, adhan....

Hotel'la sapida kudathu

Hotel Owner: Sir, Daily Parcel vangaringa,

Athuku ingayae sapida vendiyathu thanae?

Sardar: Sorry sir. Doctor Hotel'la sapida kudathunu solli irukar

Thirumba, Thirumba

Man: Thirumba, Thirumba en veetla mattum thiruttu poguthu....

Police: Apa thirumbama irunga....

doctora kalyanam panniko

Hus: Enaku Operationla ethavadhu achuna,

Nee doctora kalyanam panniko....

Wife: Yen ipdi pesureenga?

Hus: Avana Pazhivanga vera vazhi theriyala

Real Feeling Kathal Kavithai

Real Feeling Kathal Kavithai:

Avalai Ninaikum pothellam,

En Idhayam ennidam ketkiradhu




"Vera oru super figure'a correct panni irukalamo?"...

Successing & Failure reasons

Student Successing & Failure reasons,

1. Success karanam Brilliant Teacher,

2. Failure karanam Beautiful Teacher.

LKG Boy

LKG Boy: Anna 10rs. recharge pannuna evlo talk time irukum?

Kadaikarar: 6 ruba irukum...

LKG Boy:Meedhi 4 rubaiku Muruku kudunga...

God also Jokes

Honey said, "I'm d Sweetest in the world"

God laughed & said,

"Wait u hav not met d Person reading this SMs"



Moral: "Even God also Jokes sometimes".........

4yr boy

A 4yr boy proposing a 4 yr girl,

"Excuse me, do u have fevicol.

Bcoz, i hav to fix my heart broken by u"

Payapulla, ippavae ene technique ka deal pannuthu....

Pls avoid coffee and Tea

Pls avoid coffee and Tea.

Take only Milk.

Because,

Coffee'la 2 E iruku,

Tea'la 1 E iruku,

Milk'la E ila.

So,

Milk kudinga, Santhoshama irunga....

Yaen theriyuma?

Nee sirikum ovvoru vinadiyum,

Naan un pinnal irupaen.

Yaen theriyuma?

Andha kodumaya yaaru munnala ninnu pakurathu adhan....

Wedding is the day

Wedding is the day when a boy stands on a stage

and watch other girls dressed beautifully and thinks...

"Ivalavu Naal Neenga Engadi Irundheenga!!!!".........

Best proposing trick

Best proposing trick:

"Give a kiss to the girl without telling anything.

Then say, "I Love u & If u love me then keep the kiss wit u.

Otherwise, give it back to me"....


Plz Note:

"Seruppadi vizhundha Company Porupu illa"...

Kavithai

Thirutu endra thalaipil Kavithai ezhutha sonnargal,

Pena eduthu amarthaen,

Karpanaiyil kan moodinaen,

Varigal ezhutha vizhithu parthaen....

Goyala,

En pena evanda suttadhu?

Great Indians...

Indians don't want to study in Govt. school....

Don't want to go to Govt. Hospital....

Don't want to Travel by Govt. Bus....


But,

Everybody want

Govt Job!!!....

Great Indians...

It is a bad think u think about that....

Excuse me

A 4yr boy proposing a 4 yr girl.

"Excuse me, do u have fevicol.

Bcoz i hav to fix my heart, broken by u"


"Payapulla, ippovae ena technique ka deal pannuthu"....

"Innum Ticket vangalaya?"

Man 1: Ethuku conductor kitta andha periyavar sanda podurar?

Man 2: Conductor andha periyavar kitta,

"Innum Ticket vangalaya?"nu kettaram!...

Azhagana oviyam

Azhagana oviyam

endru rasikum

Indha ulakathirku

Eppadi puriya vaippaen

Adhu en

Photo endru...!

Koviluku povom

Wife: Indha week fulla film parthom,

Next week fulla shopping pogalanga.

Hus: Ok. Adhuku Adutha week fulla Koviluku povom.

Wife: Yaen?

Hus: Pichai eduka than.

"I LOVE U" sonna

Oru super figure unkita vandhu "I LOVE U" sonna,

Nee 2 vishayam seiyanum.

1. Avala Vaasan Eye care'la kattanum.

2. Naan "Ur name" illanu sollanum.

Ok....

Nightla thookam varalaya

Nightla thookam varalaya?

Don't worry...

Poi kannadiya parunga.

Mayakamae varum...

Thappa Ninaikathinga..

Idhuku per than "Azhagula Mayangi Viluradhu"

Theriyamal irupathu

"Theriyamal irupathu thavaru alla"

"Therinthu kollamal irupathu than thavaru"

So,

Therinjukonga

"Naan" romba romba Nallavan, Vallavan ok.

Kambathil irunthu pesuraen

Man: Hello naan theni maavatam Kambathil irunthu pesuraen

Sardar:Saringa keela viluthurathinga irangi vanthu pesunga...

1008 velai irunthalum

1008 velai irunthalum unaku 1 sms anupuvadhil ulla sugam irukae....

Adha msgla sonna puriyadhu, Rs.100ku recharge pani vidu call panraen..