Nee romba busya irupa

Inimel evg 6.30ku mela unna naan disturb panna virumbala.

Nee romba busya irupa...


Yenna,

Nee dhan "Tube Light" aachae.

Vayiru valikuthupa!.

Son: Vayiru valikuthupa!...

Dad: Vayithula onnum illana appadi than valikum..

Son: Appo, nethu ne thalaivali'nu sonniyae pa...

Don't cheat him.

Mukesh Ambani: I want to kiss ur wife!

Anil Ambani: Ok. But 50 paise per min.

Anil Ambani Wife: Don't cheat him.

Reliance to Reliance Free.

"Degree"

Thermometer is the only thing that gets,


"Degree" without studying...!

By

Fever'la yum Clever'a yosipor sangam.

"Degree"

Thermometer is the only thing that gets,


"Degree" without studying...!

By

Fever'la yum Clever'a yosipor sangam.

Ovvoru manashanukum ovvoru feeling machi...

Kannil thookam illai,

Mugathil Punnagai illai,

Manathil Nimmathi illai.


Kaaranam,

Pakkathu veetu figure ooril illai.



Ovvoru manashanukum ovvoru feeling machi...

Paavam & Ayyo Paavam?

What is the difference between Paavam & Ayyo Paavam?

Nee oru ponna love pannuna Paavam...

Oru ponnu unna love pannuna adhu ayyo paavam.

Paavam & Ayyo Paavam?

What is the difference between Paavam & Ayyo Paavam?

Nee oru ponna love pannuna Paavam...

Oru ponnu unna love pannuna adhu ayyo paavam.

But a realistic persons

A Negative person sees d glass of water half empty..

A Positive person sees it half full...


But a realistic persons adds 60 ml whisky to it & says cheers....

Love before Marriage:

Love before Marriage:

Anbae.. Nee indri naan illai, Naan indri nee illai.


Love after Marriage:

Mavalae onnu ne irukanum, illa na irukanum...

familyodu sight adipor sangam

Girl: Dai en pinnala varatha da...

Unaku pinnal en akka vara da...


Boy: kavalai padatha un akka pinnala en annan varan...

By familyodu sight adipor sangam....

A boy was tired of his lover's msg

A boy was tired of his lover's msg which always said I luv u, I mis u.

1 nite he received a msg from her.

But didn't read it.

Instd he slept...


Next day, he got a call from his lover's mom

who said that,

"Her daughter had a car accident & died last nite...

He then read the msg in which it was written,

"Dear pls!. come in front of ur house,

i met with an accident & its my last wish to see u plz"



Moral: Appo kuda call pannama msg anupi iruka....!

What is Business?

What is Business?


Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice

Son: No!

Dad: The girl is Billgate's daughter.

Son: Then ok!.


Dad goes to Billgates...

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.

Billgates: No!

Dad: My son is d CEO of the world bank

Billgates: Then Ok!


Dad goes to the President of the World Bank

Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank...

President: No!..

Dad: He is the son-in-law of Billgates

President: Then ok!...

This is Business!...

"That is Indian Government"

Two Pisasu meeting for Sudukaadu!...

Pisasu 1: Visam kudichi saaka ponaen, Visathula kalapadam

Athanala saagala!...

Pisasu 2: Apadina epadi setha?

Pisasu 1: Enna kaapatha marundhu koduthanga.

Antha marunthalayum kalapadam, sethutaen!...

"That is Indian Government"

Interesting Story

Interesting Story n a place called dark city.

There was a Library.

In that library there were only two books.

In that second book there was only one page.

In that page there were two columns.

One column had the painted images of dark African elephants.

The other column had printed images of white cats.

What does this imply?





Yanaiku oru column vantha

Poonaikum oru column varum.

10 beer sapta?

Doctor: Daily oru beer sapta nalla thookam varum..

Patient: 10 beer sapta?

Docotor: Thooka 108 varum...

Kathukondu irupaen...

Aval Imai moodi urangum varai naan

Kathukondu irupaen...


Aval,

Sister'ku msg anupa...

4 thala

Brammavuku 4 thala....

Muruganuku 6 thala...

Ravananuku 10 thala...


"Tamilnadu'la" orae thala...

Adhu..

Chellam Nee than...



"Tharuthala"

Student Diseases found

New Disease Found: “Sleepiota”
Causes:-
lectures & frequent book exposure.
Victim:-
student.
Effects:-
head falling on table. automatic closure of eyes.
Symptoms:-
redness of eyes.
loss of memory.
Spreads:-
from student to student.
Treatment:-
bunk the class and say all is well:-*

All Mothers think

All Mothers think that their child is Beautiful…,
.
.
.
.
.
But
.
.
.
.
.
Only my Mom is RIGHT !
hehehehe!

“Change can’t be given to you everytime,

Teacher: Tel me 3Tenses with Example…
Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday (Past)
We are in Love Now (Present)
…
We Will Run Away Tomorrow (Future)

girls play with the life of boys

Only 10% girls play games
like
tennis
football
caroms
cricketetc
because 90%
girls play with the life of boys
So
Be careful:-)

What is Cyclone?

Bank Manager 2 Sardar: What is Cyclone?

Sardar smiled and Proudly answered:

Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle!

Punch of 2011

"Over'a pesura vaayum...

Over nyt'la kathura naayum...

Adi vangama ponatha sarithram illa".....!!!

Aadukalam remix:

Aadukalam remix: Father: Dei,result vara poguthu payama illaya..?

Son: Payama enakka..hey,hey.. Nangallam semester'laye sleeping'a podravange..

Nattamai:

Nattamai: Endra pasupathi, kabali'ya sataiya pudichu iluthutu vara sonnenla enga da..

Pasupathi: Avan sattaiye podaliga..

Nattamai: Endra thampi da nee...

DIVORCE COURT SCENE :

DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!

Sirikkum Ovvoru Vinaadiyum

Nee Sirikkum Ovvoru
Vinaadiyum Unnai Vittu
Un Maranam Vilagi
Selgiradhu.

Aanaal, Mattravargallukku
Maranam Nerungugiradhu.
So Nallaa Brush
Pannittu Siringa………!!!!!!!

In exam hall,boy askd girl..

In exam hall,boy askd girl..

Tel me the starting of this answr..

i'll manage on my own.

Aftr long hesitation silently she said, 'THE'


Boy: "Ellam en neram"

Engineering Collegela

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam,

Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

Stupid guy and the doctor

There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "doctor I have a fever" the doctor said "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine" the sick one said " but doctor, i only have 3 spoons what shall i do?"