I was in temple

The youth now a days r very bad.


I was in temple, a boy next 2 me lights a cigarette frm the aarathi.


"I was shocked & dropped my beer bottle"....

Enna kodumai sir idhu...

Vethanaiyodu pona enaku verum thanni...


Vedikai parka vanthavaruku Tea...


Indha kodumai nadantha idam...?





"Exam Hall"

Enna kodumai sir idhu...

Customer Feed Back

MBA boy kiss a girl.

Girl: What is this?

Boy: It is called Direct Marketting.



Girl slaps d boy...

Boy: What is this?

Girl: This is Customer Feed Back

Kindly pass this msg

Kindly pass this msg 2 all your friends who have 2 wheelers.


Don't park your 2 wheeler's in direct Sun Light.

Because,

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Seat Sudum....

"Kattai" viral

Doctor: Yaen pa, Shock adikumnu therinjum Current wire'la virala vacha? Arivu iruka...

Sardar: "Kattai" viral thanae, shock adikadhunu ninachaen....!

Pasakara paiyan...

Naan unnai marandhal andru enaku maranam....

Nee ennai marandhal andru yen kaiyaal unaku maranam....


by,

Aruvaalodu alaiyum Pasakara paiyan...

Cigarete

Father: Enpa ippadi cigarete pudikira....

Son: Ipadi than pudikanum, thirupi pudicha naaku suttudum....

Yaen ipadi

Unnai thotu sendra thendral, en kadhil vandhu sonnathu....

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"Innaikum un frd kulikala"


Yaen ipadi en maanatha vangura?


Po Poi kuli...

Ketavangaluku

Ketavangaluku God neraya kodupar (many girl frnds),

But, Kai vituduvaru (mokka wife).

Nallavangala God sodhipar (No girl frnd) bt kai vidamataru (Cute wife & Cute Machinichi)

I.G.

LKG girl: Dai, enga appa'vuku I.G. varaikum theriyum, en kita vachikatha....


LKG Boy: Enga appavuku "Z" varaikum theriyum podi....

same question

2 Beggers met, 2 software engg. met.


Both asked the same question 2 each other.


Guess what??????????



"So, which Platform r u working now?".....

Un Vazhakai iruntaga irunthal

Un Vazhakai iruntaga irunthal kadavulidam pirarthanai sei...


Appadiyum irutaga irundhal, chance'ae illa...


Current Bill'a kattanum Machi.

Kanna laddu thinga aasaya?

Kanna laddu thinga aasaya?

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Kadaiyla poi vangi sapdu...

Wow great... how da??

Boy: Yesterday i saved a girl from rape...


Boy 2: Wow great... how da??


Boy: Self Control Machi, self control....

Nethu oru singam

Man 1: Nethu oru singam enna pathu neruku ner murachudhu...

Man 2: Apuram enaaachi?

Man 1: Adhu muraika na muraika, Na muraika adhu muraika

Man 2: Appuram ena aachi, sikiram sollu da...

Man 1: Apuram na pakathu koondula irundha "Puli"ya paka poitaen...

Nama 2 perum mothiram mathikalama

Girl: Nama 2 perum mothiram mathikalama...


Boy: Venam

Girl: Why?

Boy: Un mothiram 2 gram, en mothiram 8 gram.

(Yaru kita aataya podura)

15 August 2025:

15 August 2025:

Indian PM will visit USA to hlp them,

India will be richest country...

Pakistan will say sorry 2 India to forgive them & help in d war against terrorism...


Osama will b killed in America by an Indian Attack,


1rs = 76$

Petrol Rs.10/ltr

Diesel Rs.7/ltr

Gold Rs.500/kg

Kerosine 50p/Ltr



This all can happen if u support "********"

As future president of India.



Now don't edit the name & frd... You're playing with India's future!!!.

Ennadu maru kammiya vangi இருக்க?

Appa: Ennadu maru kammiya vangi iruka?


Son: Vilavaasi eri pochupa, ethayumae adhikama vanga mudiyala!...

Powerful Line

Very Long and more Powerful Line:



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"EB Line"

"WET TREE"

Life'la "Vetri"na enna theriyuma?


Mazhai peyum pothu, un veetu maram eramaga irukumae, adhu than "WET TREE"


No, No.. Don't cry...

Nadapathellam Nanmaikae

Excuse me one small doubt!!!


"Nadapathellam Nanmaikae"nu solrangalae....


Ethanai kilometer nadantha nallathunu ungaluku theriyuma...

Una nambi

Boy: Una nambi en pethavangalayae vitutu vandhu irukae...


Girl: Sappa matter darling!.. Na petha pillayavae vitutu vandhu irukaen...

girku OLI tharum

Ulagirku OLI tharum suriyanae uranga sendru vittathu,

"Tube Light" nee mattum yaen vilithirukirai...


Po Poi thoongu...

Short but Sweet

Short but Sweet...

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"Kuchi mittai, Kuruvi Rotti"..

Kadamai, Kanniyam, Kattupadu...

Kadamai, Kanniyam, Kattupadu...


Kadamai: Sight adipathu

Kanniyam: Decent'a sight adipathu...

Kattupadu: Sight adikira figura love pannama irupathu...

Pallu epadi vilunthuchu

Doctor: Pallu epadi vilunthuchu....!!!


Patient: Adha yarukitayavathu sona meedhi pallum kottidum'nu en wife sona doctor...

Crazy ppl....

When i was at school, someone stole my rough note.

Now they call it as,




"Wikipedia"


Crazy ppl....

dry ayuduchu

Driver: Sorry sir!.. Petrol mulusa dry ayuduchu. Munnadi oru adi kuda nagarathu...


Sardar: Mm... Sari reverse edu veetukavathu pokalam...

Jallian Walabaak

Reporter: Sir!, Jallian Walabaak pathi ena ninaikiringa?

MLA: Roja paaku, nijam paaku potrukaen. But Jallian Wala pakku naa potathilla.!!

"Tamilnadu"la orae thala...

Brammavuku 4 thala....


Muruganuku 6 thala....


Raavananuku 10 thala...



"Tamilnadu"la orae thala...



Adhu, vera yarum illa...

Neethan "Tharuthala"....

Hi Darling....!

Girl sitting on a park bench...

Funny Begger: Hi Darling....!

She angrily: How dare u call me darling?

Begger: Then wat r u doing on my bed....

Rendum onnuthanae.

Girl: Nama loveku veetla permission kudutha kalyanam panrom,

illana suicide panrom...


Boy: Rendum onnuthanae. Apuram yaen ivlo feel panra....

Lovera mattum sight adicha adhu work,

Kuda avanga friendayum serthu sight adicha adhu Hardwork...


Moral: Hardwork Never Fails...

Hardwork Never Fails...

Lovera mattum sight adicha adhu work,

Kuda avanga friendayum serthu sight adicha adhu Hardwork...


Moral: Hardwork Never Fails...

Loveroda thangachi

Loveroda thangachi namaku missed call kudutha indha samuthayam ena sollum?...


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"Kanna, rendavathu laddu thina aasaya?...."

Unaku thaadi vacha

Girl: Unaku thaadi vacha nalla irukum da....


Boy: Kalati vida poraenu direct'a sollu di...

Cell phone

Cell phone vangurathum, Love pandrathum onnu,


Rendumae konjam wait pani iruntha

innum nalla model kidachirumaenu pinnadi feel panna vachidum.....

Wana life babe?

A gal was waitin at d bus stop wit her face coverd wit dupatta coz of sun.

A guy on a bike askd.

"Wana life babe?"

Gal repld,

"Dai, Anna itz me da"...

5 things

5 things can come in life at any time.

1. Birth

2. Friendship

3. Love

4. Death

and


5. Susu...


So, do it be4 u slip....

Oru suriyanuku pakathula

Oru suriyanuku pakathula 9 suriyan iruntha enna agum?



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'Ten'sun agum...

3 guys named:

3 guys named:

What

Why

When

Were talking.


What: Why what r u doing?

Why: I dnt knw what is am doing...

What: Why?

Why: Why r u calling me what?

What: Now why did u call me?

Why: What! When did i call u?

When: What is ur problem. Why r u calling me?

Why: What? Did i call u? When?

What n When: What?

When: Why r u calling urself?

Why: Did i call myself when?

When: What?

What: Why did u call me? Don't ask when?

Why n When: What??



Now frd n kill others......

A Nursery student explaining lOve:-

A Nursery student explaining lOve:-

Love is like a Susu in the pant...

Others can only see it...

But, Only u can feel it...

I Miss You

A teacher sent a message 2 a UKG student, "I Miss You"...


Boy thinked for a long time & replied 2 teacher...


"I Student You"

Don't break anybody Heart

Don't break anybody Heart.... They have only one....


Break their bones... They have 206....

Complete & Finished

What is the difference between Complete & Finished?



If u have many frnds, ur life is complete...!

If they all are girls!! Ur life is finished...!

3 vishayam

Life'la maraka mudiyatha 3 vishayam,

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1. Breakfast

2. Lunch

3. Dinner

(Namaku soru than mukiyam samiyov)

LKG Baby

Careless'a road cross panra

LKG babykita Traffic Police,

" Naa visil adichum, signal kattiyum yen pappa kandukula.."

Baby with angry, "Naa onnum andha mathiri ponnu illa"...

Dual Heart Attack

Dual Heart Attack message by a girl to Lover:


1st msg:

Lets break up our love now, its all over.


2nd msg:

Sorry, sorry dear!! that ws nt 4 u.....

Enaku oru

Oru boy suicide pana ponan. But avan sagala.

Why?

Avan kadhalicha ponnu, apothan andha varthaya sona?

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Enaku oru Sister iruka!...

Vinayagar

Vinayagar is a good roll model for all Youths.

He didn't fall in luv. He didn't comit with any girl.

He never got married.


But, he is simply sitting in all the corner of the streets and sighting all girls.

Smartness of Guys

Smartness of Guys:

Boy: What's ur name?

Girl: Everyone call me Akka!...

Boy: Wow!. What's a co-incidence. Everyone calls me Machan....

cycle race

All Erumbu participated in cycle race.

Suddenly, an elephant crossed on the way....

1 Erumbu shouted,

"Nee saga en vandi than kidachuthada Gunda"...

Chennai Airport

Chennai Airportla sandai

Man 1: Adicha Americavula poi viluvada!...

Man 2: Naan Adicha Africavula poi viluvada....


Sardar: Enna lesa adingada, na delhi poganum...