JUST FRND & CLOSE FRND

What is the difrence btwn JUST FRND & CLOSE FRND?
Wen u r in hospital JUST FRND asks ‘how are you’?
But a CLOSE FRND asks ‘machi nurse Yepdi.?’

Ellam en neram

In exam hall, boy asked girl,
‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently she said,
‘THE’.
Boy: Ellam en neram de.

BEGGAR to MAN

BEGGAR to MAN : Give me Food.
MAN : I will give you Whisky
Beggar : No i Don’t drink
MAN : I will give you Cigarettes
Beggar : No, I Don’t Smoke
MAN : I’ll get you a GIRL
Beggar : No, I Sleep Only with my Wife,Give me Food
MAN : Ok. Come home.
Beggar : Why.?
MAN : Because I want my wife to see what state can a Man get, if he has No Whisky No Cigarretes and sleeps Only with his wife.

Puriyala sir

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?
romba yosikkaadhey
Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

Adhaaney Paarthean.!

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

Vara Vara Indha

Uranga Manamillai
NINAIVIL Nee…
Uranginaal Vizhikka
Manamillai KANAVIL Nee…

Vara Vara Indha
PEAYI PISAASUNGA Tholla
Thaanga Mudiyala Paa…

Pachcha Mannu…

Nethu Bus’la Poanappo
Oruthar Ennoda
Thoalla Thatti
Idhu Royapetai-yaanu
Kettaaru….

Naan ” Illa Idhu
En ThoallPattai”-nu
Sonnen…

Adhukku Avar
Ennai Yean Muraichu
Patharunu Puriyala…

Yaaro Avara
Kobappaduthi Irukkaanga
Pola….

Hmmm…

By
Pachcha Mannu…

Swamiji ulagam

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Darling un kannathula

LKG Boy: Darling un kannathula oru kiss adikava?

LKG Girl: Yen da, ennoda lips nallathanae iruku!...

problem is better than

Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song...

Then u will realise that..., the problem is better than ur voice...

surprise me

Husband: I am going out for five days...

Wife: Ok but don't surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u'll be surprised...!

Nethu enaku adhu theriyala?

Man 1: Nethu ungaluku epdi car accident achu?

Man 2: Adho anga oru maram theriyudha?

Man 1: Theriyuthu?

Man 2: Nethu enaku adhu theriyala?

Man 1: ????....

compound sentence

Teacher: Oru compound sentence sollu?...

Lollu Student: "Ingu Notice Otta kudathu"...

ice katti'la

Man: Romba nerama Ice katiyayae pathukitu irukiyae Yaen?

Sardar: Indha ice katti'la irundhu engeyo water leak aaguthu but enga'nu theriyala

Girls & erumamaadu

Girls & erumamaadu are same...


Why?

Cycle'la pogum pothu bell adicha.. rendumae thirumbi pakathu..


Try it..

zoology lab

In zoology lab a student complainted, "Sir my frog is pregnant...

Sir replied, "Unna nambi oru thavalaya kuda thara mudiyala da...

In a bus,

In a bus,

Wife: Ennanga pinnadi irunthu oruthan en kaala suranduraan...

Husband: Apadiya!... Thirumbi un mugatha kaatu saagathum tharuthala....

Bio-Practical exam

(Sardar in Bio-Practical exam..)


Exmr: C d bird leg & tell its name...

Sardar: I dnt knw

Exmr: U fail wats ur name?

Sardar: Now u c my leg & tell my name...

Exmr: ?....

thangachiya pakanum

Wife: Ennanga.. Enaku en thangachiya pakanum pola iruku, ava kodavae irukanum pola iruku...

Husband: Naa nenachaen, ne sollita...

Who killed Gandhij?

(Sardar goes for an Interview for a post of detective...)


Interviewer: Who killed Gandhij?

Sardar: Thanks for the job sir... I will start investigation today...

Thalaivar'ai

Thalaivar'ai yaen elarum stage'la kallala adikiranga?

Running race'la first vantha oru ponnuku OODU GAALI'nu pattam koduthitaar...

(Mr. Bean at an Interview)

(Mr. Bean at an Interview)


Ques: What is "Ford"?

Ans: Vandi

Ques: What is "Oxford"?

Ans: Maatuvandi

"Suriyan Merkae maraiyum".

Tamil Teacher: "Suriyan Merkae maraiyum".

Idhu Irantha Kalama? Nigal Kalama? Ethir Kalama?

Last Bench Student: Adhu Saaingallam!... Ha.. Ha.. Ha..

Yaen theriyuma?

Outhan Fan'la thooku potukuran, but avan sagala!....


Yaen theriyuma?

Adhu "Table FAn"

Hw d motors run?

(A LKG boy attended an Interview in Motor company...)

Interviewer: Hw d motors run?

Boy: (Thank god very easy question) Simple sir, Durrrrrrrrrr...

Avala Nee!..

Girl: Love pannarathu therinja enga appa kaal'la soodu vaippar!

Boy: Apadi kuda seivangala!..

Girl: Paarungu!.. Already 14 soodu vangi irukaen...

Boy: Avala Nee!....

Naatai kaapom

50rs koduthu Fanth kudichu Private companyku profit tharathavida,

75rs koduthu Beer vangi adichu Government'ku profit tharathae better.

So Beer kudipom, Naatai kaapom.

Saathanai manithan

Sathara manithan yosikum bothu thoonguvaan.


Saathanai manithan thoongum bothum yosipaan.


Moral: Ippa theriyutha naa yaen adikadi thoonguraenu....