You can not touch

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…


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Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Define a true music lover ?

Define a true music lover ?
A girl singing in the bathroom while taking the bath and boy near keyhole is using his ear not eyes :

Love is

Love is neither be created nor be destroyed it has can only transfer one to another girl friend for considerable money.

I\’m Serious

If U Break Our Friendship:
I\’ll Hang Myself With Noodles,
Cut My Hand With A Rubber Knife,
Blast My Head With Water Pistol,
Stop Smiling
I\’m Serious

Lessons In Marketing

It Takes One Aishwarya To Sell A Diamond..
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3 Abhisheks To Sell A Sim card..

Professor to student

Professor to student: Today is 1st time u talk alot in the class,What happen with u?

Student: Sir my free sms package is expired today & no more balence 4 activate new

Tit for tat

My ATITTUDE in exams.
They give me questi0ns
Which i don’t know.
So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.
Tit for tat……!

Tamil Funny Kavithai sms

Nee enbathu oru ezuthu
Naan enbathu irandu ezuthu
Kadhal enbathu munru ezuthu
un pin alaivathu en thalai ezuthu

A drunk man

A drunk man was struglin to open door with key

Frnd asked- Can i help to open the door?

Drunk: dude just hold the house straight & i'll opn d door

New style of proposing

Boy: can i take a photo.

Girl: why?

Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age.

“Ur eyes are too beautiful”

A boy told his GF:

“Ur eyes are too beautiful”

This is called biscuit.


Girl replied;

S,they are beautiful only bcoz u stay in them.

This is called cream biscuit.

A cute Love Story:

GIRL:M i Pretty?

BOY:NO.

Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?

BOY:NO.

Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?

Boy:NO.

Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.

Boy hold her Tight n said: U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.

I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.

Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.

Classroom Clock….

Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!

In a Interview

In a Interview a guy was rejected and a girl selected for the same reason...
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"Shirt Button was open"..

Appa 1+1 evlo pa?

Son: Appa 1+1 evlo pa?

Father: Ada Manga madaya,

Thadi maadu,

Thanda soru,

Mara Manda.

Madu mathiri valandhu iruka.

Po poi Calculator kondu vaa!!!...

Apply for Loan

In 1980, IDBI Bank rejected load 4 Ambani.

Now in 2010 Mukesh Ambani planning 2 buy IDBI bank.

Dis shows nothing is Impossible.

Now in 2011, SBI Bank rejected loan for me.

But in 2025 I'm planning 2

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Apply for Loan again.

B'coz dis is Govt bank, v can't buy.

There is a Limit 4 evrything!...

Kangal Azhavillai

Kangal Azhavillai,

Uthadugal Solla villai,

Idhayam mattum valiyal thudikirathu,

Avanai Kanamal...

"Saraku vaanga ponavana kanumae"

A Cute Exercise:

Teacher: Y r u Late?

Kid: Mom & Dad were fighting...

Teacher: They were fighting, y r u Late?

Kid: 1 Shoe was in Mom's hand & 1 in Dad's hand...

Why is Ambulance is White in Color?

Why is Ambulance is White in Color?

Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder,

Oxygen is a Gas,

Gas is used for cooking Food,

Food is source of Vitamins,

We get Vitamin D from Sun,

Sun produces Light,

Light comes from Bulbs,

Small Bulbs are used to decorate Christmas tree,

Chirstmas means Gifts,

Gifts are given by Santa,

Santa lives in North Pole,

North Pole is the house of Polar Bears,

Polar Bears r White...


That's y Ambulance is White.


Some other day i will tell you why Autos are Yellow!...



Moral: Enaku GK'na usuru

7 Dialogue

Saraku adichitu namma pasanga olarum 7 Dialogue...


1. Mapla naa steady da

2. Naan Vandi otraen da

3. Enaku evalavu adichalum erathu da

4. Naa Bothaila olaranu mattum ninaikatha da

5. Inoru peg adicha semaya irukum

6. Naa unakaga uyirayum kodupaen machi

7. The Best One: Machi Nalaila irundhu sarakae adika mataen!...

7G Rainbow Colony Remake Song:

Sir pesum varthaigal purivadhilai,

Test vaithal mark varuvadhillai,

1 Sum mudiya, Maru Sum thodanga,

Exam'um Easy illai: Arrears'um Viduvathillai...

Paper Katril parandha piragum Bit adika mudivadhillai...


Arrear 100 vaitha piragum exam ezhuda virumbavillai

Oru muraidhan book padipathinal varugira valiai TEacher arivadhillai..

Kanavinilum dhinam Ninaivinilum karaigira students manam purivadhillai

This is 3rd time

Judge: This is 3rd time ur coming to court, u don't feel shame?

Sardar: Goyala.. You are coming daily, don't u feel shame...!!!

Dai machan

Friend 1: Dai machan nethu unga veetuku poi una enganu ketaen, unga appa andha "Madu" engayachum meya poi irukumnu sonnaruda... Enaku romba varuthama Irukuda?

Friend 2: adhu kuda paravalada.. Naan thirumpi vandhadhum unna thedi oru "Eruma" vanthutu poguthunu sonnaruda...

Once a Teacher

Once a Teacher asked "Who wants 2 to 2 Heaven?"

Everybody lifts der hand excpt 1 kid...

Teacher asks her y?

He said, "My mom told me 2 come home directly aftr School"!....


(Andha pacha mannu vera yarum illa naan dhan...

Virunthula

Virunthula 1st sweet vaikirangala yaen theriyuma?

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Sapida dhan?

I promise

Only true friends stand with you during the bad times of your life...


I promise that i will attend your Wedding...

Yenda solratha keka matra?

Dad: Yenda solratha keka matra?

Son: Neenga solratha ellam keka mudiyathu.. Nanum sampathikiranae...

Dad: Unaku 4 Eruma maadu vangi kuduthathu thappa pochu... Unnai ellam BE, MBA, ME, MCA padika vachu velaiku theru theruva alaya vitu irukanum..

Anbae...

Kadhalan: Anbae... Sirpamaga irukum unaku Tajmahal kattava?

Kadhali: Karbamaga irukum enaku muthala thaliya kattu!....

I Kissed first

Sardar to his friend,

"I kiss my wife everyday before i go 2 office and u?"

Friend: "I kiss ur wife after u go 2 office"...


Sardar: "Ha ha ha i Kissed first"

True Lines:

Only 1% of the total girls become the wife of their lovers...

The remaining become the password of the boy's Email-ID...

I was rejected at a Interview

I was rejected at a Interview.

Bcoz,

Wen i was asked to give an example of good team work.

I replied, "Gang-Rape"...!!

Did i tel anything wrong?

Sollu GM..

Arranged Marriage

Arranged Marriage is "While you are walking unfortunately a Snake bites u"


But,

Love Marriage is "Going to the Snake & saying Kothu Kothu!....

Daily exercise

Doctor: Daily exercise pannu....

Sardar: Daily Football, Tennis, Cricket vilayaduraen Doctor...

Doctor: Good!. Enga Vilayaduringa...

Sardar: Ennoda Mobile'la dhan...

Pengalin kadhal

Pengalin kadhal Spin Bowling mathiri,

Eppo enga thirumbumnu yarukum theriyathu...


So, be careful...

Don't worry abt me!...


I'm a good Batsman

neenga yaar pakkam

Friend 1: Unga Ammavukum, Wife'kum sandai vandha neenga yaar pakkam nippinga?

Friend 2: Enga veetu "BERO" ku pinnadi nippaen...

Nee en ponna evlo naalaa LOVE panra?

Man: Nee en ponna evlo naalaa LOVE panra?

Boy: 5 Maasam'a

Man: Na epadi namburadhu?

Boy: 5 Maasam wait pana theriyum....

Edavathu oru vartha sollu

Boy to Girl Friend..


Boy: Edavathu oru vartha sollu adhil santhosham and thukkam rendumae irukanum...


Girl: I LOVE U Anna!...

Thathuvam

Enna dhan Kannagi Pathiniya irundhalum Kannagi Image Bluetoothla send panna oru "Item" received'nu dhan varum... Ithu dhan ulagam...


Ennadhan sentiment pathalum, Kappal kilamburathuku munnadi Lemon vaika mudiyathu.
Sangu Oothi dhan kilambanum...

Enna Oru Villadhanam

Wife was throwing knives on Husband's Photo.

All her targets were missed,

Suddenly a SMS from him,

"Hi, What are you doing?"

She Honestly replied, "MISSING YOU DA"



(Enna Oru Villadhanam)

Courtla Chennai tamil

Courtla Chennai tamil use pana epadi irukum.

Ex:

1. Yes My Lord - Aama Naina,

2. Objection My Lord - Amiki Vaasi Annathae,

3. Court Adjourned - Unoru Dhaba vechukalam,

4. Objection Over ruled - Moodikunu Kundhu,

5. Order Order - Aiya Kamunu Kida Mae... Annathae

Thaiku pin thaaram

Man 1: Thaiku pin thaaram'nu solrathu sariya dhan iruku!...

Man 2: Epadi?

Man 1: Chinna Vayasula Amma adichanga.. Ipa Pondati adikira...!!!

Oruthan Mazhaila Nananjan....

Oruthan Mazhaila Nananjan....

But, avan Manda Veengiruchu...

Epadi?..


Payapulla, "KOTRA MAZHAILA" Nanajutaan...

"Current Iruka?"

A New born baby slowly opens its tiny eyes and asks the Nurse,

"Current Iruka?"

Nurse: No!

Baby: Oh Shit! Marupadiyum Tamil Nadu'la dhan porandhu Irukena?.....