Tin tink di....

Dear Friends... Don't eat Britannia Good day.

Because,

It is 14rs... eat Britannia Tiger Biscuit.... It's only 3rs.

Visithiraman VIP neenga

Kalimannula Chedi valarum...

aana mudi valaruma?

Unagaluku valarudhae....



Ennomo ponga Visithiraman VIP neenga....

Honey Moon

Girl 1: Honey Moon poitu vandhathula en husband'ku chinna varutham....

Girl 2:Ena varutham?...

Girl 1: Avarayum kootitu pogalainu than...

Oru kiss kudukava

Boy: Oru kiss kudukava

Girl: Marriage'ku apuram dhan ennai neenga thoda mudiyum

Boy: Ok marriage mudijathum marakkama solli anupu!...

Girl: ......?

Iravu mudiyum,

Iravu mudiyum, Kaalai vidiyum endrum nambum nee,

Unnal mudiyum endrum nambu!...

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Kandipa andha figure unaku madiyum!...

"Naanga Irukom"

Boy 1: epadi da unaku mattum Ammavasai anaiku Nila theriyuthu?...


Boy 2: Thanks to "Vasan Eye Care"...

Yaen pa pasikalaya?

Beggar: Ayya saptu 7 naal aachu.

Sardar: Yaen pa pasikalaya?

En wife tholla thanga mudiyala...

Patient: En wife tholla thanga mudiyala... Adhuku ethavathu treatment panna mudiyuma?

Doctor: Adhu therinja naa yaen 24 hrs clinic vachi irukaen...

Ethuku

Patient: Romba kastama iruku doctor...

Doctor: Ethuku pa

Patient: Ivlo azhagana nurse'a sister'nu kupida dhan...

seeing my wife..

Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto....


Driver adjusted mirror.


Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.. Go & sit back, i will drive auto...

group project

Mom: hw d hell r u pregnant?

Girl: dis is our project in college abt miracle of life...

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Girl: I dnt knw, its a group project...!

R u relaxing?...

Sardar is sitting in Beach....

An American: R u relaxing?...

Sardar: No, I am Ram singh...


Another American: R u relaxing?...

Sardar: No, I'm Ram singh...


Sardar left that place with anger..

Then sardar asks one American lying nearby, are you relaxing?

American: yes


Sardar gives a slap & says, "Goyyala...! Unnadhanda anga ellarum theduranga....

u don't know

Teacher: If u give 100rs to ur frnd. Bu then hw much will he return u?

Student: Nothing...

Teacher: U dnt know maths!

Student: Madam! u don't know abt my frinds...

Seat

Busla seat irundhum ninukitae vandhaen...


Yaen theriyuma?

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Seatla ellarum ukanthu irundhanga....

Rice cooker

A Rice cooker jumped frm 10th floor. But not damaged....

Can u guess why?

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Bcoz.. its a Butterfly Cooker....

Confusion

One of the greatest confusion in the world?

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Girl's smile...

enna venum unaku....

A girl ran from home with her boy friend:

The whole family was depressed and she came after 3 days.


Dad: ipo ethuku vandha, enna venum unaku....

Girl: Nokia chinna pin charger...

Sorry darling.

Husband: Sorry darling. kalyana naal adhuvuma kudichitu roadla flat ayitaen...

Wife: Adapavi!. appo nite fulla enkuda irundhathu nee illaya...

Ennadi panrathu!.

Wife: Yow!, Inimel kudichitu veetuku varadha. Unna pakka sagikala?

Husband: Ennadi panrathu!. Kudikama vandha unna pakka enaku sagikala...

4 x 3 evlo?

Teacher: 4 x 3 evlo?

Rajini: 12

Teacher: Very good!.. Appo 3 x 4 evlo?

Vijaykanth: Yae Pulla!... Kelviya matthi keta theriyadhunu nenachiya 21.

Teacher: ....?