we aren't married yet

Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet

Haikoo:

Haikoo:
Un
Vizhigal
Pesiyathal
En
Mozhigal
Mounamanathu..

According to a recent study

According to a recent study ~
Cats: Meow!
Dogs: Bhow!
Ducks: Quack!
Lions: Roar!
Pigs: Oink!
Girls: Awwwwwwwwww! :D ;)

Heart Touching Words"

Boy Proposed a Girl : The Girl said No... But the Boy was not sad..

His friends asked him don't you feel sad .?? . . . .

The Boy replied :"I lost the one who never loved me, ... But she lost the one who really loved her... :(

"comment me  if you Like this Heart Touching Words"

"Kathal vara karanam kankal"

"Kathal vara karanam kankal"
"Antha kankalil irunthu kanneer vara karanam penkal"
Pennin ithayam oru senkal"
athai udaika mudiyamal povethu appavi aankal

In a class room

In a class room
யாருக்கு அதிகம் கோபம் வரும் ஆண்களுக்கா, பெண்களுக்கா
Boy : பெண்களுக்கு
...
Girl : எப்படி
Boy : உதாரண்த்துக்கு நான் உன்னை முத்தமிட்டால் உனக்கு கோபம் வரும்,
ஆனால் நீ என்னை முத்தமிட்டால் எனக்கு கோபமே வராது.
பசங்க எப்போதும் நல்லவங்கதான்

Why this kolaveri da - Girls Version

Yo girls, I am singing song

Soup song

Flop song



Why this kolaveri kolaveri da

Why this kolaveri kolaveri da

Why this kolaveri kolaveri da

Why this kolaveri...aaa da



distance la stars-u stars-u

stars-u shining bright-u

Full-u moon-u night-u night-u

Still looking dark-u



aaa Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri da

why this kolaveri kolaveri da



Super rich boy-u boy-u, boy-u heart poor-u

Eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u

Hearts still not meet-u



aaa--Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri da

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri da



machini glass eduthukko,

appadiye kaila snacks eduthukko

pa pa pa ppaan, pa pa pa ppaan

pa pa pa ppaan, pa pa paan,

sariya vaasi..



Super machini. ready..ready one--two..three...four...

whaa..what a change over machini

ok machini now tune change-u



aaaa - Kaile cell-u



only english -u



Handla cell-u, no message-u, heart full-a fear-u

simple life-u, boy-u come-u, life- fifth-u gear-u

lovv-u lovv-u, oh my lovv-u, u showed me bovv-u

come-u come-u, please you come-u, i want you here now-u

God I am crying now-u, he is laughing how-u,

This song-u for soup girls-u

who don't have choice-uuuu



WHy this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri da...

aaa why this kolaveri kolaveri da

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri da

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri da

Thanks to : வித்யா தியாகராஜன்.

Today is Chocolate Day,

Today is Chocolate Day,
Dairy Milk 4 Love,
Perk For Friends,
Kit Kat For Best Friends,
Polo For Hatred,
And Mentos For Cool Persons,
What Do You Choose 4 Me ??
"HAPPY CHOCOLATE DAY"

chemistry question

Idhu oru chemistry question so
Don't read it Sonna keallunga Sari padinga.!
Complete the equation Ba+2Na-->
Theriyalaiyaa.? 'Banana'!

Highlight Thaththuvam:

Highlight Thaththuvam:

THOOKAM vandha KANNA moodalam.
VAANDHI vandha VAAYA mooda mudiyumaaa..!:-)

Elder Than U, Why?"

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

Do you love me?

Boy : Do you love me more than Ur family ?
Girl : No
Boy : y ?
Girl : okay Listen dis when i started to walk I fell,
U were not there to pick me up.
But my mom was.

When i went outside
U were not there to hold myfinger.
But my dad was.

When i cried. U didn't gave me your toys to play. .
But my brother n sister did.

My family is more precious than anything else.

Comment if u Like It :) :) ♥ ♥

Interviewer and Applicant

Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane.

If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airoplane. You may leave now.

ponnungalae ippadi dhaan..!!

Boy: Vaa Cinema povom!!

Girl: Vendaam, nee kiss pannuva?!

Boy: Naan pannamatten..

Girl: En iduppa killuva!?

Boy: Naan killa maatten..

Girl: En kaiya pudippa?!

Boy: Naan pudikka maatten..!!

Girl: Appo,enna _-_-_-_- ku da cinemakku koopudra??

Boy ?.?.?

Indha ponnungalae ippadi dhaan..!! :P

LKG - Last Bench Terror Guys

Guy 1: Machan Naan romba upset ah irukaen da

Guy 2: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema???

Guy 1: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan… anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituchey paaru... iyyoooooooo.......

Guy 2: appram enna aachu???

Guy 1: Appram enna... enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa....

Guy 2: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga... nee dont worry machan nalaiku andha ponna thottiloda thukrom!!!

அடப்பாவி மனுஷா..

கணவன் ஒருநாள் அலுவலகத்திலிருந்து தாமதமாக வந்தான்.. மனைவி அவன் சட்டையை சோதனை இட்டாள்.. ஒரு பெண்ணின் தலை முடி இருந்தது..பிலாக்கணம் பாடினாள்..

ஓஹோ.. உங்க வயசுக்கு சின்னப் பொண்ணா கேக்குதோ..?

இன்னொரு நாள் நரை முடி இருக்க.. கத்தினாள்..

கிழட்டு மாடுகளுடன் சகவாசமா..?வெட்கமா இல்லே..?

மறுநாள் சட்டையை நன்கு உதறிப் போட்டுக் கொண்டு வந்தான்.. மனைவிக்கு முடி எதுவும் தென்படவில்லை.. இருந்தாலும் விடவில்லை..

அடப்பாவி மனுஷா.. மொட்டை அடிச்சவளைக்கூட விடுறது இல்லியா..?

Two Men, One Indian and One American

Two Men, One Indian and One
American were sitting in a bar &
drinking shot after shot. .
The Indian man said to the American
.
"'You know my parents are forcing
me to get married to this so called
homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' .
We call this arrange marriage. I don't
want to marry a woman
whom I don't Love... I told them that
openly and now have a hell lot of family
problems.' .
.
.
The American said, talking about
the love marriage I'll tell you my
story.
.
.
'I married a widow whom I deeply
loved and dated for 3 yrs. .
After a couple of years, my father
fell in love with my step-daughter
and married her,
.
So my father became my son-in- law and I became my father's
father-in-law.
.
Legally now my daughter is my
mother and my wife is my
grandmother. .
More problem occurred when I
had a son. My son is my father's
brother and so he is my Uncle
.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
.
Now father's son is my brother, My
brother is my Grandson.
.
Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own
grandson.
.
.
And you say you have family
problem..!! This is Family problem :P :D

Incredible india.....

அமெரிக்கர்கள் பூமிக்குக்
கீழே தோண்டிக்கொண்டு போனார்கள். 500
அடி ஆழத்தில் மின்சார கேபிள்கள்
கிடைத்தன. உடனே அவர்கள்
அறிவித்தார்கள், “எங்களது முன்னோர்கள்
மின்சாரத்தை பல நூற்றாண்டுகளுக்கு முன்னரே பயன்படுத்தி உள்ளார்கள்.”

இரஷ்யர்கள் அவர்கள் நாட்டில் பூமிக்குக்
கீழே தோண்டிக்கொண்டு போனார்கள். 500
அடி ஆழத்தில் டெலிபோன் கேபிள்கள்
கிடைத்தன. அவர்கள் சொன்னார்கள்,
“எங்களது முன்னோர்கள் அந்தக்காலத்திலேயே டெலிபோனை பயன்படுத்தியுள்ளார்கள்”

தமிழர்களும் தோண்டினார்கள். 1000
அடி தாண்டியும் ஒன்றும்
கிடைக்கவில்லை.
உடனே அறிவித்தார்கள்,
“எங்களது முன்னோர்கள் அந்தக் காலத்திலேயே வயர்லெஸ்
தொழில்நுட்பத்தைப் பயன்படுத்தியுள்ளார்கள்” என்று.

School Testla Bit Adikkalaam

School Testla Bit Adikkalaam......... College Testla Bit Adikkalaam....... Aannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Blood Testla Bit Adikka Mudiyaadhu..


Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma


Latest thirukural 'Beedi" yal sutta pun Ullaarum Aarathae 'Brandy' Yaal Vendha vayiru" send this sms to 10 'kudimagan' you will get a "Quater" Free...


Vaathiyaar: amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru? Maanavan: muthalla amerikkaava olichichi vachathu yaarunnu chollunga!

Can you see God?

Teacher : can you see God?

Class : No

Teacher : Can you touch God?

Class : No

Teacher : Then there isn't a God!


...  ....   ....  ..... *Student raised their hand*
"Sir, can you see your brain?*

Teacher : No

Student : Can you touch your brain ?

Teacher : No

Student : oh okaay, so you don't have abrain!?

"Really heart touching story"

"Really heart touching story"
A Boy loved girl.
He proposed but she didnt mind.
He gave love letter.
But she tored and threw on road after reading.
Boy collected those bit papers.
But his friends throw that again.
The boy decided to approach the girl for last time.
The girl said I am in love with you, but I need that tored papers.
The boy went to collect the papers that time meet an accident in front of the girl.
The boys blood splashed on the girls white dress.
Seeing that, the girl became unconcious.
So the girls parents took her to a 'Manthravaathy'.
He said "Unga ponnu mela antha paiyan ratha [blood] karai iruku"
Parents replied "Enna pannanum samy???"
Manthravaathy: "Andha karai, indha karai, endha karaiya irundhalum SURF EXCEL IRUKULA"