Are you a foreigner?

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

INSPECTION

If ur wife kisses everytime when u come home at late nite

Remember, its not AFFECTION,

Its n INSPECTION of Alcohol,

Perfume or Lipstic-

Be Careful..:-D

A Man Tries To Keep His Mobile On a Table..

But

Where Ever He Keeps It,
It Falls..

How.?

?

Bcoz
There Is No BALANCE In The Mobile

Height of insult:

I Iike your smile becoz......
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!!

Meaning of some colors:

Meaning of some colors:
Yellow for Special Friend,
White for Peace,
Orange 4 Luck,
Black for Hate,
Red for love
and
Pink for likeness,

So I choose for you Orange Flower.
Wish you Good Luck.

நாக்பஞ்ச்மி

நாக்பஞ்ச்மி என்பதன் எதிர்ச்சொல்?
நாக் டிட் நாட் பஞ்ச் மி


நாக்பஞ்ச்மி என்பதன் தலைகீழி?
ஐ பஞ்ச் நாக்

Room Is so small.

Man: Room Is so small. how to stay in this room. i want to too large size room.


Broker: Sir, this is lift. Room in last floor.