Ethukuda Schoolku

Friend 1: Ethukuda Schoolku saaku paiya eduthutu vara?

Friend 2: Nee thana da leave poda "Saaku" venumnu sonna.... Adhan

Sister

Friend 1: Phonela ivol neram yaarkuda pesitu irundha!...

Friend 2: Sister

Friend 1: Apuram yaen, ena paarthathum cut pannita?

Friend 2: Adhu un Sister da Machi!!!

Ada paavingala

Man: Enga veetukula Paambu vandhiduchu...

apuram Paambathiya kooptu adichom...

Sardar: Ada paavingala...

Paambu vandhadhuku Paambathiya yenda adichinga

Machi ava en loverda

LKG school function:

A boy started closing his ears with both hands,

When a girl was about to start her speech...

Others asked him why r u closing ur ears?


He replied, "Machi ava en loverda...

My dear brothers & sistersnu start pannuvada, adhan"

Engalukum Maths theriyum...

3 teacher were having lunch in a room.


1. English Teacher

2. Tamil Teacher

3. Maths Teacher


Suddenly, a thief enters d room.

English teacher shouts "Thief, Thief"

Tamil teacher shouts, "Thirudan, Thirudan".

How did d maths teacher shout?


Guess...


"420, 420"

Engalukum Maths theriyum...

Mulachu 3 ela vidala

Mulachu 3 ela vidala, adhukula andha payan ipdi pannitaan....


Enna pannitaan?


"Chediya Pudikitaan!"

Naan pinnalae nadapaen sir

Sir: Unkita ulla talent pathi sollu...

Student: Sir, Naan pinnalae nadapaen sir...

Sir: Evlo thooram?

Student: Unga ponnu evlo thooram pogumo avlo thooram!.....

Thanks to,

Unnai kanum varai

sorkathai parthathillai,

Unnai kanda pin

Sorgamae thevai illai...


Thanks to,

"KING FISHER BEER"

Un Time mudinchu pochu

Yaman: Un Time mudinchu pochu....

Tamana: Nan thapika vazhiyae illaya....

Yaman: 1 vazhi iruku. Indha SMS padikiravaruku 1 kiss kodu...

Tamana: Athuku Naa sethae tholayalam...

What a Great Research...

In India,

70% of Girls Name ends in "A"...

20% of Girls Name ends in "I"...


If u have any doubt,

Check with ur girl friends Name...!


What a Great Research...

Sir, enoda wife'a kanum...

Man: Sir, enoda wife'a kanum...

Postman: Idhu Post office sir,

Police stationku Complaint pannuga...

Man:Aiyo, Sandhosatula enga poradhunae theriyalayae!...

Kanavu enbathu...

Kanavu enbathu...

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Thongina than varum..

Cella nonduna varathu...

Poi thoongunga...

love pannalenu sollitenla

Girl: Na than una love pannalenu sollitenla,

Pinna yaen pinnadiyae vara?


Boy: Illa, Indha moonjiya vera evan pakkuranu pakkathan...

Na sethuta nee ena pannuva?

Husband: Na sethuta nee ena pannuva?

Wife: Unga kudavae naanum sethuduvaen...

Husband: Josiyakaran appavae sonnan. sethalum Sani una vidathunu...

Ennoda Mobile bill evlo?

Sardar: Ennoda Mobile bill evlo?

Customer Care Girl: Sir, Just dial 123 to know ur Current bill status...

Sardar: Current bill illadi Loosu, Mobile bill sollu..

Dance ஆடுற?

Teacher: Yenda Kanaku thappa pottutu Dance Aadura?

Student: Neenga thana soninga,

Kanaku thappa irundhalum Stepsku mark poduvenu...

14th floorla irunthu

Oruthan 14th floorla irunthu avanoda watcha keela pottutan,

But, avan ground flooruku vanthu Watcha pudichitan.

Yeppudi?



Watch 10 min slow.

en mela yen ivlo pasama iruka?

Boy: Paati, en mela yen ivlo pasama iruka?

Paati:Nee than da Nalaiku enaku Kolli vaikanum!

Boy: Po paati nalaiku enaku scl iruku, nee va ipavae vaikiraen...

Thalai 1 dhan iruku

H.O.D.: Thala valinu 1 day leave edutha ok,

Kaal valiku yen 2 days leave edutha...


Student: Thalai 1 dhan iruku, But Kaal 2 irukae?

Student 2: Excuse me sir, Enaku Pallu vali sir?

Collect 100 roses

Collect 100 roses,

Take a Oosi & Nool,

Make a Maalai.


Take the Maalai

&

Go front of a Mirror.

U will see a Super scene,


"KORANGU KAILA POO MAaLAI"

Friendship is like an Onion

Friendship is like an Onion...

Y?

Cut panni paru, kannu kalangum!!!

Mudiyalaya,

Ennalayum dhan.. Don't feel!!!

Forward it to other onions...

9thara:

9thara: Hai Trisha, "*********" ponnu pakarangalam.

Vaadi nammalum poi "Q"la nikkalam...

Trisha: Vendampa Thamanavukae Token No.10000007, apdina namaku!!!!

Ulagai azhikum sakthiyai

Ulagai azhikum sakthiyai Iraivan 2 peruku koduthu irukiran...


1. Yeman

2. Woman


By,

Pengalai kandal vadagai cycle pudichu odum valibar sangam..

Kanil kaneer kulam pola

Kanil kaneer kulam pola perugum pothu,

varthaigal pesukirathu.....

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Evanda Sapatla Kaaratha athigama potathu...

Swamy Nithayanda

"Love the Lady,

But don't touch the body.


If u touch the body,

Someone will make the CD"

- Swamy Nithayanda

Unna pathalae pidikala

Tamanna: Unna pathalae pidikala....

Dhanush: Enna patha pidikathu, paka paka than pidikum...

Tamana: Paka Paka pidikarathuku ne ena "........"

Senior Ponnukum

I asked Shakespeare,

"Why u married a Girl elder than U?"

He showed me a calendar and said,

"A week has 7 days,

Can u say which day is younger/elder?"


Love comes from heart not in age....



Moral: Senior Ponnukum Route vidalam...

"POO" mathiri

Wife: Ethuku adikadi en mugathula thanni thelikiringa?

Hus:Unga Amma unna "POO" mathiri pathuka sonnanga, adhan....

Hotel'la sapida kudathu

Hotel Owner: Sir, Daily Parcel vangaringa,

Athuku ingayae sapida vendiyathu thanae?

Sardar: Sorry sir. Doctor Hotel'la sapida kudathunu solli irukar

Thirumba, Thirumba

Man: Thirumba, Thirumba en veetla mattum thiruttu poguthu....

Police: Apa thirumbama irunga....

doctora kalyanam panniko

Hus: Enaku Operationla ethavadhu achuna,

Nee doctora kalyanam panniko....

Wife: Yen ipdi pesureenga?

Hus: Avana Pazhivanga vera vazhi theriyala

Real Feeling Kathal Kavithai

Real Feeling Kathal Kavithai:

Avalai Ninaikum pothellam,

En Idhayam ennidam ketkiradhu




"Vera oru super figure'a correct panni irukalamo?"...

Successing & Failure reasons

Student Successing & Failure reasons,

1. Success karanam Brilliant Teacher,

2. Failure karanam Beautiful Teacher.

LKG Boy

LKG Boy: Anna 10rs. recharge pannuna evlo talk time irukum?

Kadaikarar: 6 ruba irukum...

LKG Boy:Meedhi 4 rubaiku Muruku kudunga...

God also Jokes

Honey said, "I'm d Sweetest in the world"

God laughed & said,

"Wait u hav not met d Person reading this SMs"



Moral: "Even God also Jokes sometimes".........

4yr boy

A 4yr boy proposing a 4 yr girl,

"Excuse me, do u have fevicol.

Bcoz, i hav to fix my heart broken by u"

Payapulla, ippavae ene technique ka deal pannuthu....

Pls avoid coffee and Tea

Pls avoid coffee and Tea.

Take only Milk.

Because,

Coffee'la 2 E iruku,

Tea'la 1 E iruku,

Milk'la E ila.

So,

Milk kudinga, Santhoshama irunga....

Yaen theriyuma?

Nee sirikum ovvoru vinadiyum,

Naan un pinnal irupaen.

Yaen theriyuma?

Andha kodumaya yaaru munnala ninnu pakurathu adhan....

Wedding is the day

Wedding is the day when a boy stands on a stage

and watch other girls dressed beautifully and thinks...

"Ivalavu Naal Neenga Engadi Irundheenga!!!!".........

Best proposing trick

Best proposing trick:

"Give a kiss to the girl without telling anything.

Then say, "I Love u & If u love me then keep the kiss wit u.

Otherwise, give it back to me"....


Plz Note:

"Seruppadi vizhundha Company Porupu illa"...

Kavithai

Thirutu endra thalaipil Kavithai ezhutha sonnargal,

Pena eduthu amarthaen,

Karpanaiyil kan moodinaen,

Varigal ezhutha vizhithu parthaen....

Goyala,

En pena evanda suttadhu?

Great Indians...

Indians don't want to study in Govt. school....

Don't want to go to Govt. Hospital....

Don't want to Travel by Govt. Bus....


But,

Everybody want

Govt Job!!!....

Great Indians...

It is a bad think u think about that....

Excuse me

A 4yr boy proposing a 4 yr girl.

"Excuse me, do u have fevicol.

Bcoz i hav to fix my heart, broken by u"


"Payapulla, ippovae ena technique ka deal pannuthu"....

"Innum Ticket vangalaya?"

Man 1: Ethuku conductor kitta andha periyavar sanda podurar?

Man 2: Conductor andha periyavar kitta,

"Innum Ticket vangalaya?"nu kettaram!...

Azhagana oviyam

Azhagana oviyam

endru rasikum

Indha ulakathirku

Eppadi puriya vaippaen

Adhu en

Photo endru...!

Koviluku povom

Wife: Indha week fulla film parthom,

Next week fulla shopping pogalanga.

Hus: Ok. Adhuku Adutha week fulla Koviluku povom.

Wife: Yaen?

Hus: Pichai eduka than.

"I LOVE U" sonna

Oru super figure unkita vandhu "I LOVE U" sonna,

Nee 2 vishayam seiyanum.

1. Avala Vaasan Eye care'la kattanum.

2. Naan "Ur name" illanu sollanum.

Ok....

Nightla thookam varalaya

Nightla thookam varalaya?

Don't worry...

Poi kannadiya parunga.

Mayakamae varum...

Thappa Ninaikathinga..

Idhuku per than "Azhagula Mayangi Viluradhu"

Theriyamal irupathu

"Theriyamal irupathu thavaru alla"

"Therinthu kollamal irupathu than thavaru"

So,

Therinjukonga

"Naan" romba romba Nallavan, Vallavan ok.

Kambathil irunthu pesuraen

Man: Hello naan theni maavatam Kambathil irunthu pesuraen

Sardar:Saringa keela viluthurathinga irangi vanthu pesunga...

1008 velai irunthalum

1008 velai irunthalum unaku 1 sms anupuvadhil ulla sugam irukae....

Adha msgla sonna puriyadhu, Rs.100ku recharge pani vidu call panraen..

Girl Friend

A Rich Man: I have 12 cars, 14 houses, Crores of Bank Balance and what do u have...?

Poor Man: I have 1 son... His Girl Friend is ur daughter...

'ENDHIRAN'

Superstar Rajinikanth is a software engineer in 'ENDHIRAN',

What would be his punch dialogues?...


* Naa Officeku late'a vandhalum latest software oda dhan varuvaen...!

* J to the A to the V to the A:- JAVA...!

* Kanna virus dhan kootama varum... Anti-virus single dhan varum...!

* 'C'ku apuram C++, Enaku apuram No ++....!

* Kanna Naa pakaradhuku dhan Hardware mathiri, Aana manasu Software mathiri...!


***How is it!...

Kural

1.epporul yar yar payyil erukkiradho apporulai appoluthe amukki vida vendum.

2.aattalil aattal maavaattal avvaattal hotelil aattappadum.

3.theeyinaal sutta karuvaadu naayinal (dog)nakkappadum.

railway minister

railway minister has introduced new train from meenambakkam to colombu.

what is the name of train?



meencolobu express

En Velai Mudinjuthu

Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic Msg a Parthu Romba Santhosa Padaathinga..
Avangaluku Yaru Anupi irupanga? Konjam Yosinga!
En Velai Mudinjuthu

"Naattu kozhi"

Oru kozhi kokkarako nu kathama jai hind nu kathudhu
yen theriyuma..?

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yenna..
athu
"Naattu kozhi"
ha ha..

JUNIOR HORLICKS

AMMA : Dai mahanae! Nee collegela junior student-a irukalam, athukkaka vettla JUNIOR HORLICKS than kudipennu adam pidikaathe.....intha horlicks kudi da.....

niram illai

Sardar1: indha beerla niram illai.
sardar2: indha beerla suvai illai.
sardar3: indha beerla thidam illai.
Waiter: goyyale! idhu soda daa....

Kodumai:

Peran: paatti Naa one kekava?Paatti;Keluda en challa Peraandi
Peran;Thitta kudathu.Patti;Unna poi Thittuvenaa
Peran;Nee Verum Pattiya Illa Vappattiya?

VIJAY JOKE

VIJAY JOKE
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surya story :
Dr.vijay Friend oru Chinese, avara hospital ICU la admit panni irudhanga.
vijay avara pakka poraru, appo andha chinese vijay kadhula
"Nig Ma Kiya Kig Miya Kya Mang Chang Ta Zang "
nu sollitu sethuduran .
vijay adhuku Meaning Kandu pudika China ku auto la poraru,pora valila 6 pattu, 4fight ,
last ah andha meaning yena theariuma ?
"ada porambokku naye ,oxygen tube mela irunthu kaala yeaduda"....
cool.............

doctor&patient

patient:
docter, en kita yaru enna ketalum romba kovam varudhu...enna pannalam?
doctor:
kadasiya eppa kova pattinga?
patient:
eppa kova latta onaku ennada pikkali payale...
docter:
???????

naayai pola irukum.

naayai pola irukum.
aanal moonu kalil nadakum vilngu ethu?






ans.



nondi naai

panna mudiyadhu

Ennadhan unga phone'la sms, mms, camera ellam irundhalum,
SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,
Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu!

cup-t

Tea-kadai'kaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?
cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t.........

Madras Bashai

Madurai girl goes to Madras vegetable shop and asks
"eppadimma Keerai?"
kaigari vikkarava says:
"naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!

vaalkayavae tholachitenu !!!

Thamanna: ayyo ayyo ennoda bag tholachitaen de....
.
Asin: ennade solra?

Sreya:eppudi tholacha?
.
Bhavana:kaasu ethum vachurunthiya!!! Gold ethum vachurunthiya!!!
.
Anushka:ethum mukiyamana ethum athula irukutha?
.
Thamanna:athulathaandi "SABESAN" photo iruku!!!!

Asin:apdina vaalkayavae tholachitenu sollu dee.

Nadipunna Ennanu

Nadipunna ennanu nadigargalidam ketta pothu,

Kamal:Adhu en Uyir

Rajini:Adhu en Vazhai

Ajith: Adhu en Swasam

Vikram: Adhu en Idhayam

Surya: Adhu en Udal

Vijay:appadinna enna, Ethavathu Telugu padama sollunga Remake pannaalam.

"cut" panna

Man1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum...
Man2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....

idhula irundhu enna theriydhu?

A Girl comes home pretty late. Father: "yendi ivlo late-a vara"
Mother : "what took u so long to get home.."
Anna: "itni late kyun?" (hindi )
Akka: "enthukku intha late-uga ostaavu?" (telugu)
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idhula irundhu enna theriydhu?
?
?
?
oru vayasu ponnu veetukku late-aa vandhaa
NAALU PAERU NAALU VIDHAMAA pesuvaanga!

Puli Venumma

Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys... save girls we can save the tigers late.....!
in social service ,
puli venumma figer vennuma......

1980

1980 Love Dialouge:
Kadhaluku Kan ill,
BUT
2010 Love Dialouge:
Kadhalika unmaiyana Pen illai

Additional paper Plz

TEACHER: All of you write your lover's name in a paper.

After 2 seconds..
BOYS: Finished!!!

After 10 minutes.
GIRLS: Ma'am, Additional paper Plz

Boys Vs. Girls SMS

If girls cross the road, every one stops the vehicle and says:
'paathu po ma'
If boys cross the road every one says:
'porambokku veetla solitu vandhiya?'
Think Guys.

APPLE becomes Red

When APPLE becomes red, it is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to...
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VOTE!
Enna poi thappa nenachiteengale'pa?

பாதர், Mother

Father, Mother, Brother, Sister enpathu "BLOOD PRESSURE" mathiri kootavae irukkum.

Love enpathu "FEVER" pogum, varum.

Relation enpathu "TALAI VALI" apapo varum

BUT FRIEND SHIP ENPATHU "aids" mathiri, orumurai vantha pogathu......

Sorreeeee

Kadhal oru Sorreeeee mathiri,

Sorinjitae irundha sugama irukum,

aana

aana

vitta punnu aidum

Sorreeeee

Kadhal oru Sorreeeee mathiri,

Sorinjitae irundha sugama irukum,

aana

aana

vitta punnu aidum

Dedicate him a song

A guy called FM radio & said:
"I have found a purse with 15,000 cash,credit card & a ID of Mr.Mani,No.15,Thambaram,Chennai.
RJ: How honest sir? So, you want to return the purse?
Guy:No, I just wanted to dedicate him a song."Nandri solla unakku vaartha illa enakku"...

Deala No Deala

Deala No Deala
Ore Vaarthai Oho nu Vaalkai..

Our Chinna sms Question :

"SABESAN" Patri Neengal Enna
Ninaikirergal.?

Option
A. Alaganavan.
B. Nallavan.
C. Vallavan.
D. All the Above.

Ungal Badhilai,
A or B or C or D
Endru type Seidhu
"*******" ku
SMS Seiungal..

Kulukkal Muraiyil Thernthu
Edukkappadum Winnerukku
"SABESAN" udan Dinner
Sappidum Vaaippu
(Adhuvum Ungal Selavil).

Mundhungal Indha Offer 05.09.2010 Varai Mattume...

Ur daily prayer for ur mother

Ur daily prayer for ur mother:
Kadavulae, enakkendru ethuvum vaendam,
yen ammavukku mattum oru super beautiful figar'a marumagal vara vendum...

Sooriyanai sutrinaal

Sooriyanai sutrinaal vendhu poveergal.

Chudidhaarai sutrinaal nondhu poveergal

By,
Olukkamaga oorai mattum sutrum vaalibar sangam.

2 Man's

man 1: Rs.1500 la my daughter kalyanatha mudichutten.
man 2 : eppaidi??
man 1 : Rs. 1500 ku cell vangi koduthen kathalichu kalyanum pannikitta... talented girls............

GREAT INSULT

Veerathil Nee Oru PULI
Vivekathi Nee Oru THEE

MOTHATHIL

NEE ORU

PULITHEE

HA HA HA...

"PISKOTHU"....

Un kural "BRITTANIA'',
Un subavam "GOODDAY",
Un manasu
"LITTLE HEART",
Un nadai "TIGER",
Un face "SUN FEAST".
Mothathil nee oru "PISKOTHU"....

Blade SMS

Oru oorla appadi ippadinu rendu per. Orunal appadi eppadi irukeenganar. Ippadi, eppadiyo irukennar. Appadi, ippadi sonna eppadi, appadi iruken illa ippadi irukenu sollunganaru. Udane ippadiku appadi oru kovam. Nan eppadi iruntha unakennanu ketar. Athukku appadi, appadiyellam onnumilleenga summa eppadi irukeenganu ketenu samathana paduthinar. Appadiyum ippadiyum eppadiyo friends aananga. neenga eppadi irukkeenga?

Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu

Man: Doctor ! Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu

Doctor: Dai Mavane Ippo Nee Full Mappuladhaan Irukka...
Yeana,
Naan Doctor illai,
police.

Man:??

AMAZING TRUTH

In 1872 the mexican airlines and the king fisher jet smashed each other in sky...
And in 1976 other same mexican airlines and kingfisher jet smashed in sky.. Nobody could find out the reason for the accident. Only in 2009 the NASA scientist found the reason that the same planes smashed each other 2 times because "ORU THADAVA MUTITU VITA KOMBU MULAIKUM, THERIYUMLA"

MY WIFE APPEARS

The man approached very beautiful women in the large supermarket and asked,

“You know, I’ve lost my wife in the supermarket.

Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

“Why?”

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Learn Hindi through Tamil

"Dhuniya me koyi nahi hai" - ulagathil koli illa

"koyi bath nahi" - koli kullikaradhu illa

"woh bar bar aathaa hai" - adhu barber'oda aathha

Proud to be Hindi student

ODI

Who thought of the "One Day INternationals" cricket match (ODI)?
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Who?
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Its mahakavi Bharathiaar because he sang "ODI vilayadhu paappa"

girl driving a car

What would you call a girl driving a car?

?

?

A Pen Drive.

Yenna Peyar ?

Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan

Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum

Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan?

?

?

?

"MI-CRO-SOFT"

The real problem

A great scholar said.

The real problem doesn’t start when a boy starts looking at a girl.,

It begins when she turns back and gives a smile..;->

Pay The Bill

I want u �
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner�. &
to say those sweet three words to U�.
�Pay The Bill�

Do u know

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl



Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Eppadi solra

Boy 1: Antha ponnu romba olukkamana ponnu...!

Boy 2: Eppadi solra?

Boy 1: Nethu ava veetu cooker visil adichathu, Udanae cooker'a serupala adichita...

Political Speech

Political Speech by Vijaykanth:

Enga kachi aachiku vanthal Polio Sottu marunthuku pathilaga...

Original Sootu marunthu koduppom...!

Most touching lines

Most touching lines said by True Lover to his Lover, while break up:


"Oorula nee oruthithan figura? Poadiii.....

Car Accident

Nurse to Patient with bleeding head: Your Name?

Patient: Sardar

Nurse: Birthdate?

Patient: 01 - Feb - 85

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No, Car Accident..

Ultimate scientific PJ

Ultimate scientific PJ:

What will u call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?

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Sodium Nitrite & Sodium Nitrate!

Bcoz, it will be NaNO2 & NaNO3...

A Cute Lovestory!

A Cute Lovestory!

Girl: What will u do if i die..!

Boy (Joking): I will feel happy..!

Next day, he got a news, the girl died & left a lettr 4 him-

"I can do anything 2 make u happy..."


Moral:

Indha mathiri girls tamilnatla yenga irukanga...?

Please ungaluku therinja solunga...

-Boys Welfare Association...

Avoid such Thoughts

A man to doctor: Is there any medicine for long life?

Doc: Get married....

Man: Will it help?

Doc: No, but it will avoid such thoughts....

Top 10

Love Panravanai kandariya Top 10 Valigal.

10. Adikadi engayo pathutu thaniya siripan.

9. Phone-la APRAM, APRAM-nu adikadi pesuvan.

8. Yarukum SMS anupamattan.

7. Yaruku Mobile tharamatan.

6. Adikadi Recharge Pannuvan.

5. Yarum illatha roomla Light Off panitu irupan.

4. Ellarum thoongum nerathula mlichirupan.

3. Adikadi missed call varum.

2. SOLLUPA, ENNADAA-nu Autograph Cheran mathiri words use panuvan.

Kadasiya,

1. Phonela yarudanu keta 7G Ravikrishna mathiri sirippan....

Computer commands

Computer commands in Local Tamil:

Save - Vechiko

Save As - Aiye apdiye vechiko

Save All - Allathium vechiko

Find - Thedu

Find Again - Inoru thaba thedu

Undo - Jaga vangu

Zoom - Persa kaatu

Open - Thora naina

Replace - Itha thooki apdika podu, adha thooki ipdika podu..

Cut - Vetti Kadasu

Paste - Ottu

Paste Special - Nalla echa thottu ottu

Drag & Hold - Nalla Isthu pudi

Do u want to delete selected item? - Maiyalumae Thookidava?

Access denied - Kai vecha keesiduven...

Mappilai Thanni adika kodathu

Father: Unaku Mappilai eppadi irukanum ma!...

Daughter: MONITER mathiri mattama iruka kodathu,

NEPOLEAN mathiri veerama irukanum!

XXX RUM mathiri karupa irukakodathu,

WINE mathiri segapa irukanum,

OLD MONK mathiri kilavana iruka kodathu,

JONY WALKER mathiri younga irukanum,

SARAYAM mathiri erunchu vilama,

SCOTCH mathiri softa irukanum!

11 PM mathiri late'a varama

8 PM mathiri seekirama varanum!

Mukiyamana vishayam Mappilai Thanni adika kodathu!...

Clear minded guyz

Ponnugala porutha varai Boy's

Adhigama Pesuna Aruvai,

Sirichu Sirichu pesuna Jollu,

Pesama iruntha Jadam,

Alava pesuna Robot,

Tamil pesuna Gnanapalam,

English pesuna Peter,

Padicha Kiruku,

Padikalana Makku,

Sandai potta Rowdy,

Sandai podalana Bayandhanguli,

Akkanu kupita Chinna Payan,

Sight adicha Poruki Payan,


But, Boysku Girlna rendu dhan...

1. Supter Figure

2. Sappa Figure

very straight...

Clear minded guyz....

Anil and Apple

Some questions for u.....

Oru anil-ku frontla 3 Apple iruku...

2 apple anil saptuchu,1 sapdala Reason...??

Think...

that apple was Plastic...


Again oru anilku munna 3 apple iruku,

But 3 apple-yum Anil sapidala, Reason...

Think more...

Anil was Plastic...


Now oru original Anil-ku munna original apple iruku,

But Anil sapdala... reason?

Anil was on Discovery channel,

But Apple was in front of TV...


Now anil n apple are on TV, but anil Apple sapdala... Reason...

Use ur brain...

Anil and Apple was on different channels...


I know u r angry...

But yu hav to read this too...

Anil and Apple r in TV and in same channel...

Even then anil didn't eat the apple... Reason...?

TV was off!!!!!

Yenaku epudi irunthu irukum....?

Neeyavadu polachuko

Oru Sardar suicide panna thannila kuthichar.

Udanae thannila irunthu fish-a veliya pottutu enna sonnar theriyuma?

"Naanthan saaga poraen. Neeyavadu polachuko!...

3 Students

3 Students didn't prepare 4 a Test.

They made a Plan...

They went 2 d DEAN nxt mrg n said,

"Sir v had gone 4 a Wedding n our Car Tyre Bursted.

So we had 2 push al the way, so we couldn't study".

The DEAN agrees n gives them 3 days time.


After 3 days all 3 were seated in "Different Rooms".

The Paper consisted of juse 1 question,

Which Tyre Bursted?

1. Front Right

2. Front Left

3. Back Right

4. Back Left.

This Phenomenon is called AAPPU.

Vazhakai 1 Vattam

5 Years Back....


1 Paniayaram was 10 Paise & 1 Call was 1 Rupee...


But, 2day,

1 Call is 10 Paisa, 1 Paniayaram is 1 Rupee...

Hence proved that, Vazhakai 1 Vattam...

MUTE & CUTE?

What is the difference between MUTE & CUTE?

Think?

Think?

Dont Know?

Gammunu irundha Mute...

Gummunu irundha CUte...

Choose ur Favourite Number

Choose ur Favourite Number:

50, 100, 150, 222, 250, 300, 350, 555

&

Recharge that amount my Mobile...

"It is very Interesting, Try it..."

Modern Lovers

Modern Lovers:

Girl: Unna Love pannathuku romba feel panran da...

Boy: Ennadi Darling Kopichikara? Enna Aachu unaku...

Girl: Pinna ennada, Avvalavu solliyum nethu nadantha en Engagementku varama irunthita...

My Account

Don't give Importance 2 money.

Bcoz,

It can give,

Bed not Sleep,

Books not Brain,

Luxuries not Happiness,

So,

Transfer ur Money to My Account....

Encouraging Words

The most encouraging words to all Modern Youthz....

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Trisha kidaikalana Divya....

Funny Thought:

Funny Thought:

"Y is Sania Mirza marrying Shoaib Malik?

Stupid SANIA took Indian Pledge too seriously...

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"All Indians r my Brothers and Sisters"....

MBBS padichu

HOD: Neenga ennava aaga aasai padreenga?

Student: Naan MBBS padichu, Police Aagi, Nalla Software companyla, lawyera work panna poraen!...

HOD: What????

Stu: Goyyala!! Engaluku ethana naal puriama class eduthurupa..! Ippa mattum vaathu, Kozhinu ketkura...!

Greatness

Greatness begets envy....


Envy engenders spite....


Spite spawns fallacies....

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Ennamo previous lines'lam purinja maathiri vegama keela vara?

5 + 3 evlo

Teacher: 5 + 3 evlo?

LKG Boy: Enaku Theriyathu Teacher....

Tcr: Makku Paiya 5+3=8-nu theriyadha unaku?

LKG Boy: Adi Paavi nethu neethanae 4+4=8-nu sonna...!

"MY LIFE"

Newly married Husband savd wife's number on mobile as "MY LIFE"

After,

1 Year: "MY WIFE"

5 Years: "HOME"

10 Years: "HITLER"

15 Years: "WRONG NUMBER"....

Mobile

A Man tries to keep his Mobile on a table....

But,

Where ever he keeps it,

It falls....

How?

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Bcoz,

There is "No Balance" in the Mobile.

"ALL இந்திய"

A sleeping lion is stronger dan a barking dog.

So a sleeping student is better dan a barking teacher!

-by, "ALL INDIA" Back Bencher....

Enakku enna kidaikkum?

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?

Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Wife: !!!!!!!!!!

Personal and Secret?

Girl: Dear Whats the diff between personal and secret?


Boy: Dear, u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover.


That is secret.

FLASH NEWS

FLASH NEWS:

24 hrs U can watch 'Star Plus' on ur mobile for free.








Just press.

"* +" and keep watching.
No no bad words, keep smiling....

Brilliance Proved

Teacher : Which is The first Silent Tamil Film ??

Student : If the Film was Silent How u knw It was in Tamil ????

An idea Can Change Your Life

An idea Can Change Your Life

But A Girl Can Change Ur Ideas...

So Always Change Your Girlfriends to Get New Ideas..


What An Idea Sirji ...!!!

Chedi Kodi

Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?

Pachhai thanni oothuradhu'naalae.

Kadhal Kalyanam

Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Aen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi, saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.

Printing Mistake

Printing Mistake in question Paper:
"Prove that 2/10 = 0.2"
is wrongly printed as
"Prove that 2/10=2"
Students: Evvalavo panittom, itha panna mattoma?
2-two
10-ten
=>2/10
=Two/ten
cancel t
=wo/en
by albhabetic order,w-23
o-15
e-5
n-14
w+0=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19
so,38/19=2
Hence proved

Enga poganum

Conductor:Enga poganum.

Student:Antha pink
colour Sudithar
potta figure kitta poganum konjam vali vidunga..

Conductor:…………….????

jimbalakkadi bamba

Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here

One fruit

A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.

Kadhalippavan

Kadhalippavan "velai" illathavan...

Kadhalitha pennaiye kalyanam pandravan "Moolai" illathavan...

Boys allways Rocks.

"Matthiyosi"

100 Kovil..
kattuvathai vida...

Oru school..
kattinal pothum...


yean theriuma ?

Kovila vida schoola
than neraiya ""FIGURE""
Varum???

Flop Star

Heroine Hitz:-
Nayanthara -Billa.
Genilia -Boys.
Simran -Vaali.
Shreya -Sivaji.
Trisha -Saami.
Meera jasmine -Run.
Tamanna -Iyan.
Heroine Flops:-
Nayanthara -Villu.
Genilia -Sachin.
Simran -Udaya.
Shreya -ATM.
Trisha -Aathi.
Meera jasmine -Puthiya geethai.
Tamanna -Sura.
Only one man Can do all these..
That's one man is our Dr.Vijay our flop star....

Anjelina jolie

Anjelina jolie was crying..
Jackie chan: Hey why r u crying?
Arnold : Hey,wat happened to u..?
Tom cruse : Hey, wats wrong with u..?
VIJAY : "DEI,NIRUTHUNGADA..
IVVLO KETTEENGALE ANTHA PONNU YEN ALUVUTHUNU KETEENGALA DA"...

Anniyan

Anniyan: Busla eppavumae ticket edukama poriyae, idhu thappunu unaku theriyatha?

Man: Mudiya vilakitu paruda Moodevi! Naan Conductor

Hotel

3 peru Hotel poranga.

Avanga sapta bill Rs.70.

Sarinu aaluku Rs.25 podranga.


Totala Rs.75 iruku...

Adhula billuku Rs.70


Tips Rs.2 kudukaranga.

Balance Rs.3 iruku...


Adha aaluku Rs.24 potta mathiri kanaku varutha....


Ok....

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Ipo, 24 * 3 = 72, Tips = 2.

(72 + 2 =74)

Balance Rs.1.....


Andha Rs.1 enna achu?


Plz. reply me...

Neenga periya arivalinu nenaichu thaan ketkiraen....

Neenga oru honest man-a irundha plz. ans. pannuga...

Ant

1 Day Aishwarya Rai was drinking Coca-cola standing under a Tree...


2 ants wer watching dis,

1 ant was d fathr nd anothr its son.

D son ant juz moved d end of d branch nd accidently fel in 2 d cup of coke.

Aish Rai drank d whole cup.

D fthr went near her nd told sumthng nd she was shockd.

Guess what....????

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D fthr ant told, "en pulla unn vaithula irrukaan!".......

5 friends

Once 5 friends lived in a room namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, SOMEBODY, NOBODY.

Oneday Somebody killed Nobody.

At that time Brain was in Bathroom.

Mad called Police.

Mad: Is it Police Station?

Police: Yes.... what is the matter?

Mad: Somebody killed Nobody.

Police: R u Mad?

Mad: Yes.... I am Mad...

Police: U Don't have brain.

Mad: Brain is in Bathroom...

Police: U Fool....

Mad: No.. Fool is reading Message......!

Sema adi

(Oru Student Examla Booka parthu eluthinan...atha parthuttu Vathiyar avana sema adi aditharu,athuku avan kettan.)

Stu : Sorry Sir, ineme Booka parthu elutha manden enna adikathinga,

Sir : Enda naayae nee booka parthu eluthinathuku adikala da, innaiku chemistry exam aana nee physics booka parthu eluthiriye athanda unna adi kolluren...

"Panni"

Director : Sir,intha padathula neenga "panni" meikuringa..

VIJAY : En image paathikkume..

Director : Ithaiye than panniyum solluchu..

Ajith Rocks .............

Thala Groups

Hus : Enna aachu?

Wife : Kulandha aluguthu..

Hus : Ethavathu joke sollu..

Wife : Vijay Ascar vangitaru..

Wife : Ayyayo......

Hus : Ennachu..?

Wife : "Kulandha sethu pochu"....

Thala Rockssssss.....

Thalaaaaaaaa.............

Top 5 Funny Shops:

5.Gandhi Hair Dresses

4.Sri Namitha Textiles

3.Govindha Finance

2.Kushboo Fitness Centre

1.Vijay Film CD Shop............

Thala Pola Varumaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........!!!!!!!!

English

Which is the 27th letter of English alphabet?

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Are you looking for the Answer...

Very good...

Entha School Raasaa...Nee.!!!

Xclusive Vijay Comedies:

Xclusive Vijay Comedies:

*How a police can wear boot cut& hav style hair (POKIRI)

*How 2 go 2 final Aftr losing Semifinals(GILLI)

*How 2 Bcome Boxer in 1day & 1sng(Badri)

*How 2 come alive even aftr dying(PUDHIYA GEETHAI)

*And finally having a long jump record for a half KM in KURUVI....

Still 2 be continued. ........

Enna koduma sir idhu.......

Parakka Theriyanuma

Sardar goes for navy selection.

Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?

Sardar: Appa airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.

MOKKAI of the CENTURY

One man had a periya vayaru.

So he went to the doctor to reduce it.

Doctor advised him to drink ujala.

Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.

And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".

SMS Nagaichuvai

SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :

Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,

Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!

Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...

(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)

OPENER

Coco-Cola bottle'lai thiraakka aen Tendulkar'rai kooppittaanga?

Aena avar oru OPENER.

Kaakka

Kaakka'kku kaaichal vandha enna seiyyum.

CROWsin saappiddum.

Super Mokkai

Kudisai'yae illadha naadu edhu?

Bungalaw-desh.

DOSAI

How did DOSAI get its name?

Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.

Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.

Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.

Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai

Annamalai Dialogue

Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,

Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,

Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,

Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,

Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,

Nan "Un Friend" Illa...

2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru

Kanaku Thappa Varum.

Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra

Teacher:
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student:
Neenga Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra sir?

School Jokes

Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?

Student: Kaal'la ratham varum sir.

Fill in the blanks.....

Fill in the blanks.....

1)D_G

2)C_T

3)B_Y

4)E_R

5)J_G

6)F_N

7)G_N

8)H_N

Congratulations.....!!!

You have passed L.K.G......

Can give party to ur frnds......now......

திரிஷா மாதிரி இருப்பாங்க..

ஒரு ஜவுளிக் கடையில் மனைவிகளை தொலைத்துவிட்ட இரு கணவன்மார்..

கணவன் 1 ; உங்க மனைவி எப்படி இருப்பாங்க..?

கணவன் 2 ; சிவப்பா, உயரமா, திரிஷா மாதிரி.. ஆமாம் உங்க வீட்டம்மா எப்படி இருப்பாங்க..?

கணவன் 1 ; அந்தக் கழுதை எப்படி இருந்தா என்ன? வா.. உன் பொண்டாட்டியை தேடுவோம்..!!!

I Can't Marry U

Girl : I Can't Marry U

Give My Love Letters Back..

Next Day Boy Gave Her A Big Basket Full Of Letters & Said.



"Find Yours From This & Get Lost"

2 Situations

Be silent in 2 Situations:

1) Wen U feel 1 cant understand Ur feelings 4m ur words

&

2) Wen 1 can understand u without any words

3 Fastest Ways:

three fastest ways of comunications are...


1: telephone


2: television


and


3: tell a woman

if u still need faster

request her not to tell any one..:-

Lollu Sms

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Enna onnumae illaya...

Unga Brain mathiri....!!!

Actually

Actually

Chemicaly

Physically

Biologicaly

Botanicaly

Geographicaly

Historicaly

Normaly

Usualy

Softly

Quickly

Basicaly

Extremly

Beautifuly

Particularly

Kindly

Faithfuly

ly

Nearly

wrongly

Poorly

Perfectly

Sincerely

Equaly

Finally
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I
want
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DISTURB U ;-)....

Concrete

Amaichar: Manna, Ethir Naatu Arasan, ungaluku Olai anupi irukiran.

Pulikesi: Nam Aranmanaiku Concrete potachi endru solli thirupi anupu...!

A.C.C.A paper!

Q:What is the capital in France ?

Students wrote Paris as the capital of France.

Result Day: All Students hv bin failed.

Examiner’s comment (with a Devil’s laugh) : Capital in France is “F”, a very easy and simple question but students got confused.

Which alPHabet is a fly?

reply in 5 mints

Q.Which alphabet is a question?

A:

Q.Which alPHabet is a fly?

A:

Q.which aLPHabEt is a part of our face?

A:

Q.which alphabet is a tool?

A:

Q.Which alphabet is a drink?

A:

Q.which alphabet is in geometry box?

A:

Cheque Book

Sardar løst his cheque book

Manager:

U should care, any1 can sign ur cheques

Sardar:

How can any1 sign? I’m not a føøl, I’ve already signed all cheques..!..

Thriling Family Story.

Thriling family story.

Mom, Dad n son(Hero).

Boy saw gal, loved her.

Lukly she cums opp his house

he proposes her love goes smoothly

Dad saw son wit gal


-INTRVL-

Dad:who's that gal..?

Son:I love dat gal & i will marry her...

Dad is shocked...!!

Climax


Dad: imposible, she's ur sister,

u cnt marry her...

Son shocked...!!


(TWIST IN STORY)


Mom: dnt wory son,

i'l arange ur marrage,

u r nt his son...

Now Dad shocked...!!


THE END

Poonaiyin Kannu

Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku.

Right cornerla oru Eli.

Left cornerla oru cup milk.

Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ?


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poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum

Pullu Sappitta

Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen

yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka

Eli eppa Yannaiyahum?

Eli eppa yannaiyahum?

Pant potta...

Opposite Enna

STD kku opposite enna?

No cofee da.

Aayirathil Oru SMS

Aayiram Than Irundhalum

Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu!!!

Cycle Varumaaaa?

Thanga chain'a urukkunaa thangam varum.!

Velli chain'a urukkunaa VeLLi varum! aana,

Cycle chain'a urukkinaa cycle varumaaaa?

Ippadi kuda Anuppalam

Na SMS anupuna neengalum return SMS dhan anupanumnu sattam illa

Oru Honda City Car.

Sony Colour Tv.

LG Washing Machine.

Fridge.

Ippadi kuda anuppalam ok!

"KADAVUL"

"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",

"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".

Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,

enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!

Join these two sentences

Teacher:Bobby! join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school.

I saw a dead body.


Bobby:(while thinking)

I saw a dead body cycling to school.”

Girl to boy shut up

Boy: I Love U

Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Die For U

Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Can’t Live Without U

Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Marry U

Girl : Really???

Boy: Shut Up

Old Tamil Kadi Jokes Collection

1. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) b’se after S there is a mile.

2.”Malaimegam” kku opposit yenna? Ans: Malai may not come.

3.saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu? Ariya bhavan

4.saradu vitte mele pona nadigar yaar? KAthadi ramamoorthy

5. ‘ujaalaa’ commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar? Vennira aadai moorthy and vennira aadai nirmala

6. vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu? mysore paakku

7. Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri chandranukku po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.

8. Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.

9. What is the negative word for “Subramaniam samy” Subramaniam did not see me.

10. What is common to robbers and tennis players ? They both involve rackets(racquets) and courts!

11. Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam.

12. Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? . saagaama irukkaNum

13. Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? adhukku neechal theriyaadhu

14. Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu? . kaakkai karaiyum.

15. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en pinnadiyae suththarrAnga
Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ?
SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.

16. Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku
SV : Periya operationE major operation thAn
Usha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV : Oh, major illaiya ?

16. When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! …)

17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You know why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.

18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!

19. Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!

19. Pesrson1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Person2 : AANKING (!)

21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku… athu maraikkum

22. what is one word for “hold my cycle sir ?” encyclopedia

23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai

24 .Pongalukkum Deepavalikkum enna difference? A1: Pongalai saappida mudiyum. Dheepaavaliyai saappida mudiyaadhu ??!!
A2: Deepavalinnikki Pongalai sappada mudiyum. Aana Pongal Innikki Deepavaliyai sappida mudiyathu

25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum )))

26. poNNu pakka vantha paiyan sonnatha kettathum poNNU veettukkaaranga avanukku paithyamnu poNNu kodukka mattenuttaanga. Avan appadi enna sonnaan? ‘Naan konjam thaniyaa pesaNum.paravayillaiyaa ?’ nu sonnaan.

27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? ‘Cowboy’ – role

28. . Whiskeyum Brandhiyum kalyaanam paNNina enna aagum? ‘ThaNNi’ ‘kudi’ththanam nadaththum.

29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.

30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku

31. Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.

32. Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru. avarthaan periya revolutionist aache

33. SVSekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar ‘nagai chuvai’ nadigar illaiyaa.

34. Hitchcock ai vita bayangaramaaga padam eduppathu yaar? nalla paambu

35. Q: heroine-ukku opposite? A : Hero Out ?

36. Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer? ennA gaNapathi went away with the mouse.

37. Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because it’s days are numbered.

38. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

39. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold

40. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach first ? Why? Anil Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!

41. Q : 500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha nanainjudume !!!

42. Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If you drop a Glass of Milk ….

43. Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda ‘pisasu’ didn’t see me (or) aravindha ‘pisasu’

44. naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga vangiyathu “Gundu” Voosi

45. oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa, naattukkulla nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula ‘pin’ romba cheap-aa kidichuthaam..

46. Yaanai thannila viluntha yenna agum ? Neer yanaiyayidum

46. Gokulashtamikkum communisathukkum enna commonality? Aha! Gokulashtami: kaal marks. Communism: Karl Marx

47. naadhaswara vidwan ‘pay hike’ venum-naa eppadi keppaar? 1. “pay hike vendum” endru vaayaal ketpaar 2. ‘oothiya’ uyarvu vendum endru ketpaar 48. ulagathileye periya ‘ladder’ ethu? handavaalam

49. Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga stop vantha odana Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum yerangavemattennu pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen? Kannagi padi thandatha pathini aache ! athanaal than irngale

50. Oru Boatla oru ponnu matrum niraiy paer porangha..Boat kavunthuduthu..yaellarum iranthudaraangha..aana antha ponnu mattum waterla mithakura…athu yaeppadi? Naattukkattai 51. gandhikkum ravi shastrikkum enna difference? Ravi Sastry is an off spinner. Gandhi was a kai-raattinam spinner?

51. What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H to O) 52. Asoka the Grate emperor Kalinga sanndaiyil Yaen(Why) Pin(pinnadi) Vanginar. Sandai Podumbodhu Coat Button Arundhuduthu.Athan Pin vanginar.

53. Hi, One day Tamil teacher to Student Shyam : Oru Palamozhi Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam : ‘Aiyindil Valayadhathu Aiymbathil Valayuma’! Teacher : Good! paravaillayae Mela Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam : Aril Valayathathu Arubathil Valayuma! Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil Vlayuma! and so on….

53. Sishyan: Guruve, sithi (moksham) adaiya enna seyya vendum? Guru: Sishya, mudalle sithappavai kolla vendum

54. Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum?” “Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi irukkum!”

55. can it rain continously for two days? Not possible. bcoz, a night will come inbetween 55. Yaanaikku madham pidithaal enna seyyum ? Piditha madathil serndhuvidum.

56. “Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan?” “Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!”

57. “Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu maayamaa maranjidichi… ean?” “Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!”

57. Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal “HaHa” San.

58. Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan “Mei” marandhuvittan.

59. Dina Thandhi paper-a Fan-kku adiyila ninnukittuthaan padikkanum. Yen ? Soodaan seithigal iruppadhal.

59. Weak-aana politician yaar ? “Soni”a Gandhi 60. Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna avaar ? Usilai mini aavaar Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball. Lovers-kku piditha naadu edhu ? Pa”kis”than Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ? “Rush”ya

61. Paattikku oru kaal odinja enna aagum ? Patti.

62. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai iruppadhaal

63 . ‘Gandhi’ padathai tamil-la eduthaa enna peru vaippaanga? “Aatthaa sudhandiram kedachiduchi!” Telugu? “Borbandar rowdy!” Hindi? “1947 A *TRUE* story!” Malayalam? “Mohandasin oru kashta kaalathu!” (mookkinaal padikkavum

64. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar? Tiruppra Sundari

65. Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, aaru maasam

66. Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi? Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa

67. Saathukkudi pazhathai sappida mudiyaathu, why? Adhuthaan Saathu’kudi’ aache!

67. Romba neelamaana pazham edhu? Naavalpazham (’Novel’ pazham)!

68. yen manaivi vayil pudavai dhan kattuva (aachariyamaga)yellarum iduppula dhane pudavai kattuvanga

69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. B’cos in the tonic bottle it’s written as “Shake well before use” !!!

70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in MrX’s pocket and asked him, Mr X ” where is the pen?” Mr X replied ” in the pocket” Good. The interviewing officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket and asked MrX, Mr X ” where is the pen now? Mr X replied ” antha pocket” Actually , he was answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?

71. One day Mr.X’s little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to write in the “Mother Tongue:….” field. Mr.X simply said ‘write approximately 6cm’

I AM CAN I

Neengal sulabamaaga English
peasaveandumaa kavalayai vidungall,
Indha vaarthaigallaisaththamaaga sollavum

"I AM CAN I""I AM WHEN I"
"I AM CAN I""I AM WHEN I" speeda sollunga

Nee PORAMBOAKKU...

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"SARAKKU RAIL"

Man 1-Ethuku railway stationla ellorum kaila glass-oda Q-la nikiranga?

Man 2-ipathan mike-la sonnanga, innum satru nerathil "SARAKKU RAIL" Varumnu

Inna naina sms

Courtla chennai tamil use panna epadi irukum

for EXAMPLE:


1.Yes my lord -Inna naina

2. Object my lord- Amiki vasi annathe.

3.Court adjurned-Onnoru dhaba parkalam.

Ulagam en suthudhu…?

Man : Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji : oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,

3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Understand & Misunderstand.?

What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?


Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

WE MAKE UR DREAM

One day sardar had a dream that someone killed him....

Next day he closed his ICICI bank A/C..,

Why????????????
?????????????








Because ICICI says


"WE MAKE UR DREAM COME TRUE".. he he he he

See my Legs

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?

Sardar:I don’t know.

Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

BANANA

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Orange & Apple

Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?

Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

You will go to Jail

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Convert this sentence into future tense

Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

Sardar had Twins

Sardar had twins.

He named Tara & Sitara.

Again twins,

He named Peter & Repeater.

Again twins,

He named Max & Climax.

Again twins,

finally He named STOP & FULLSTOP

Will you Marry ?

Sardar: Will you marry me?

Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.

Sardar: What’s a lesbian?

Girl: I like to sleep with girls.

Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian

Lottery Ticket

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar:

“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

Which Part?

Interviewer: Where were you born?

Sardar: Punjab.

Interviewer: Which part?

Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab.

Chinese Restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

So Sweet

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.

Do you like me?

Miss. So sweet.

Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?

Miss. Why?

Student: To talk about us.

Miss: What are you saying?

Student: For tuition.

No Never

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Choice is urs

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

&

Donkey deletes this message.


Choice is urs……..:

Height of CONFIDENCE

☻Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

Who walks with us

Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?

Mom Dad?
No!

Husband Wife?
No!

Friends?
No!

One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe

Please Tell My Future

One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future

Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.

Frog: Great..! But when & where?

Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab

I never told them anything

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."

4 sons

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.

Friend: 4th?

Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.

Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?

Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Calendar of Love

Calendar of Love:


January = Rose

February = Propose

March = Gift

April = Lift

May = Chatting

June = Dating

July = Miss

August = Kiss

September = Marriage

October = Broke up

November = Rest

December = Next


Have a nice year ahead.

Silence for 2 Minutes

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,

what should we do?


Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

World ’s shortest jokes:

2 Women sitting quietly!

2 Sardar playing chess!

GirlFriend pays the bill.

Need more?!

U r so beautiful

"Father in law".

Commerce professor asks the student:

what is the most important source of finance
for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Love Letter from

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-

Dear Marie,

Today is Good Day,

U r Anmol for me...

But U have Crackjacked my Heart,

Bcoz I have a Little Heart,

Now I m in 50/50 position...

Bill Gates and me

What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?

Don’t know??

He never comes to my house

and I never go to his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…

YES or No

Who said English is easy???

Fill in the blank with YES or No…

1.—–I dont have brain…

2.—–I dont have sence…

3.—–I am stupid….

I'm only a cartoonist

If I was an artist,

you would be my picture!

If I was a poet,

you would be my inspiration!

If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Cows can”t Fly

Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!

Husband & Wife

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Forward to you friends

Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !

“imagine I am in jail

what you think that

What crime I had done”

Reply must. . .

Without Saying Dog

This dog,

is dog,

a dog,

good dog,

way dog,

to dog,

keep dog,

an dog,

idiot dog,

busy dog,

for dog,

20 dog,

seconds dog! ...

Now read without the word dog.

Little Johnny

Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother,

"How was I born?"

"The stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said Little Johnny.

"Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.

"Oh, the stork brought us too."

"So. . . how were grandpa and grandma born?"

"Well, darling, the stork brought them too," said the mother.

The next day Little Johnny handed in his paper to the teacher.

It read,

"This report is impossible to write due to the fact that there

hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

Tamil Kadi Jokes

1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!


2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?


3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa
mudiyum


4. "Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?"

5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu
solla mudiyuma?


6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.


7. Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?


8. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?


9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!


10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!


11. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...


12. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile
ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!


13. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela
padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!


14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...


15. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta
irumal varathu!


16. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?


17. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu , Appo
'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?


18. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?


19. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?


20. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?


21. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

22. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!

Yes? or No?

Msg padicitu Yes? or No? sollu...

Yes na missed call kodu..

No na suma vitru..


QUESTION

IS..

kovila serupu tirudura palakatha vitutiya

Funny Complaints

If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees Then Why Do Banks
Have Branches?

Why Does A Round Pizza COme In A Square Box?

If U Aren't Supposed To Drink And Drive Why Do Bars
Have Parking Lots?

We Are A Funny Bunch Of People, Living In A Seriously
Funny World !!!

3 friends Lived in a Flat

3 friends Lived in a Flat on the 110th floor.
One day the lift was out of order & they had to climb the stairs to go to 110th Floor.

To pass time & not get bored,
They decided that 1st person should tell a War story, 2nd a Funny story & 3rd a Sad story.


1st person tells a story & They Climbed to 50th Floor.

2nd tells a funny story & They Climbed to 109th Floor.

Now the 3rd had to Tell a Very Sad Story.
He said,
"I've left The Door key in Car" :-)

English is Difficult Language

English is difficult language specially for japanese..

A True Story,
A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic english trainig before he visits Washington 2 meet Presidnt Barack Obama..
The instrctor told Mori when u shake hand wid Obama plz say 'How r u'

Then Obama would say 'I m fine, n u?

'Now u shuld say 'me too'.

Aftrwards we, translators, will handle.

Whn Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?'(instead of 'How r u?')

Obama was a bit shocked bt still managed 2 react wid humor

'Well, I m Michelle's husband,ha-ha'.

Then Mori replied 'me too,ha-ha...'

Dead Wife

Two guys are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.

He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.

The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.

The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."

The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

A man was doing push ups on the beach

A man was doing push ups on the beach.

Drunk man sees him, starts laughing and says..

'Sorry 2 tel u but da women below U has already left!:-

Eyes Doctor 2 Patient

Eyes Doctor 2 Patient:
Your Eyesight is Surely Weak.

Patient:
How Do You Know..??

Doctor:
Because You Came from The Window Instead of Door.

Which is the best

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. ......

April 1 U Know Why?????

If she accept its your luck.....

otherwise just tell April Foooooooo................ll.............

ARAB SON AND DAD:

Letter to Dad by An Arab Sheikh student:

Dear Dad,

Berlin is a wonderful city, Germans are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all them my professors travel by train.

Your Son
Nasser

Response by the Arab Sheikh Dad:

Loving son,

I just transferred Twenty Five Million Dollars to your Bank account, please stop embarrassing our family, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad....

My Father Became my Son-in-Law. ?:

Once an American and an Indian sitting
in a Bar. Indian said he had many family
problems. American said you lisition mine
u will forget yours. He said look here,


I married a widow with daughter. After some
time, my father married that daughter, so
my father became my son- in -law. My daughter
became my mother. My wife became my grand
Mother.


More problems happend, when I had son. My
son is my mother's brother as such my uncle.
Situation further worsned when my father had
a son. Now my father's son, that is my brother,
is my grand son. Ultimately I became my own
grand father and grand son.....

Going Out!!!!:

A couple was going out for the evening.

The last thing they did was to put the cat out.


The taxi arrived,

and as the couple walked out of the house,

the cat shoots back in.

So the husband goes back inside to chase it out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty,

explained to the taxi driver,

"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later,

the husband got into the taxi and said,

"Sorry I took so long,

the stupid thing was hiding under the bed and

I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"....

My Lover

My lover said smoking s bad,

i stopped smoking! -

My lovr said drinking s bad,

i stopped drinking! -

My lovr said friendship s bad,

i stopped MY L0VE ..! -

Namaku 1000 figure Madiyum Machi..,

but..

unna mathiri friend never and ever !!

Inspector Sardar

Lady to inspector Sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,

he hasn't come back yet!


Sardar: Why don't u cook something else...

xperience about sales

Sales Manager 2 an applicant...

Do u have any xperience about sales?


Applicant: Yes, sir. I sold my house.

My car n all my wife's Jewellery.

Hen's r also doing abortions

Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet.

He finds the egg empty.

Gets frustrated & says,

"Shit...!

Now a days Hen's r also doing abortions".

Buy a Mirror

Sardar went 2 buy a mirror bt he dnt know hw 2 ask!

He thought n thot. n lastly he said: Sir,

"Here also me, der also me"

do u hv it or nt?

Heart Entha idathula Irukunu

Biology Teacher: Girls Ungaloda Heart Entha

idathula Irukunu Correcta Sollunga...?

All Girls (Loudly): "Sabesan" kitta iruku Mam...!

Doctor aanaalum

Ennathaan MBBS padichu Doctor aanaalum

Computer'la irukara virus-ku Tablets koduka mudiyaathu.

By,Computer Mouse'ku Eli Marunthu Vaipor Sangam...

Love Letter

Sardar: I sent love letter 2 my girlfriend

everyday for 3 years.


Frnd: den wat happened?


Sardar: Notin. she married d Postman.

Taxi

4 sardars wer pushing a Taxi.


But the Taxi was not moving from its Place?


Y?


B'coz,


2 were pushing from d front

&

2 from back.

Horror and Beautiful

Difference between Horror and Beautiful.

A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear nd sleep.

But Horror is wen it Hugs u back.

Kosuvai kolla

Kosuvai kolla elimaiyana vali enna theriyuma?

Kosuvai nee iruka katti pidichu "I Love You"nu sonna pothum.

Avamanam thaangama athuvae suicide Pannikum.

"Plz reply 4 my letter"

A boy wrote luv letter wit his Blood 2 a medical girl & said,

"Plz reply 4 my letter".


Girl reply,

Blood Group B+

Hemoglobin - 8

Sugar - Ok

Fees - 100 rs.

Flower 2 Giv

I searched many Gardens

2 select a flower 2 giv u as gift.

But I didn't find any flower

beautiful dan ur smile

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"Next Joke Tomorrow"

Sugamana Oru Valithaan

Pesa niraya irundhalum,

oru varthai kuda

sollamudiyatha,

Andha sugamana

oru valithaan,




"PALLUVALI!!!"

Anaithum Karpanayae

Indha SMSil varum anaithum karpanayae.

Yaar manadhayum punpaduthum nokamillai.

Sirithuvittu udanae marandhu vidavum.


"U R VERY HANDSOME"

Urgent

Girl: Ennoda purse veetla vittutu vandhutaen. 1000 rs. koduda urgent.

Boy: Indhaa 10 rs. Bus pudichu veetuku poi purse eduthutu vaade.

Kanjan-na yaaru

Sir: Kanjan-na yaaru?

Student: 100 sms anupinalum 1 reply kooda anupathavanga.

Sir: Good... oru example sollu.

Student: Unga ponnu sir...!

6 Birds

6 birds sitting in a tree.

A man ready to shoot.

5 birds fly away.

But 1 bird was,

Sitting in the tree.


Why?


Unaku maathiri koluppu...

Vera onnum illa.

Eli Marundhu

Police: Unga friend epdi sethaanga?


Sardhar: Avan vaithula Eli odra maadhiri

irundhichunu sonnan.

Adhaan naan "Eli Marundhu" koduthaen.

Tell Me More

Boy: I am not rich like Rohit.

I don't even have a bid car like Rohit.

But, i really lve u!


Girl: I love u too.

But tell me more about rohit.

Blood Test

Sardar seriously studying books about Blood.

His wife asked y?

.

.

.

He replied,

"Doctor said tomorrow i have a Blood Test,

So i want 2 score good marks".

Tata-Bata

Pinnadi "Tata" katra Ponnungala vida,

Munnadi "Bata" katra Ponnunga evvalavo mel...


-by,

Bata kaatum Pengaluku "Tata" kattuvor Sangam...

Complan Koduka Sollu

A small child was walk in forest.

He Saw a Snake Hanging on the tree.

He told 2 the Snake,

"Summa thongaama ammava Complan koduka sollu"

Town Bus

Girls: Engaluku Boys ellam Town Bus Maathiri.

Onnu Ponaa Innonu Varum da...

Boys: Engaluku Girls ellam Auto Maathiri.

Onnu kuppitta 10 varum de...

Idhayam Pola

Examil Kodutha Question Paper

Avalin Idhayam pola thaan.


"Oru Elavum Puriyala".

Fail In Exams

Father: If u fail in exams again,

don't call me as "Dad" ok.


After results:

Father: What's ur result?

Son: "Sorry Ramaswami..!!"...

Funny Country

Which is the most confusing day in America?

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?

Father's Day...!

No body knows whom 2 wish.

Funny Country...!

Mirror

When malik was traveling

with his wife sania in an auto,

the driver adjusted the mirror.

Malik shouted,

"You are trying to see my wife?

Sit behind. I will drive.

Ticket! Ticket!

The Bus Conducter says,

"Half pant Half Ticket,

Full pant Full ticket,

suddenly Sardar removed his pant

and says "no pant no ticket".

"DRIVE SLOWLY"

There is always a "DRIVE SLOWLY" board near boy's college

But not near Girl's College Why?


Because Vehicles Automatically slow over there.....

Internet Virus

Women r like as Internet Virus:

They,

ENTER ur LIFE,

SCAN ur POCKETS,

TRANSFER ur MONEY,

EDIT ur MIND,

DOWNLOAD their PROBLEMS,

DELETE ur SMILE &

HANG U 4ever.

Keep the Change

A student attached a 100 rupee note to his exam paper n wrote....

"Rs 1 for 1 mark"


the paper checker sent him rs 81 back n wrote.....

u got 19 marks,

keep the change.......

Special Offer

Special offer……

Bring a bit on exam day, scratch

and show it to your nearest teacher

and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy

3 years vacation at home.


Hurry offer valid until exams only….....

Newton's 3rd Law

Teacher: Tell me the perfect example for Newton's 3rd Law?

Student: Every time i open my book, my eyes close automatically!...

Size of Indian Rupee

Rs.1000 – 177 mm x 73 mm

Rs.500 – 167 mm x 73 mm

Rs.100 – 157 mm x 73 mm

Rs.50 – 147 mm x 73 mm

Rs.20 – 147 mm x 63 mm

Rs.10 – 137 mm x 63 mm


So, Paathu Adinga.

Mattika Poringa…

Arivu Varum

Teacher: Indha Period fulla veliya nillu.
Appadhan unaku arivu varum!

Student: Appo Neenga Paadam solli kodutha
Enaku Arivu Varatha?..

Good Life Style

Speak Softly,


Dress Decently,


Work Honestly,


Behave Gently,


Imagine Correctly,


Aiyo!

Totala “Enna”

Maadhiri Irunga…

Dr. Sardar

After finishing MBBS,
Sardar starts his Practice.
He checked his 1st Patient’s
Eyes, Tongue & Ears by Torch.

What did he say?
“Battery is Ok”

Vikkal Vanthal

Vikkal varum Pothellam,
Yaro Ninaikirargal
Enbathu Poi.

Naan Ninaikum Pothellam
Avaluku,
Vikkal Vanthirunthaal
Aval Vikkiyae
Sethirupal…

Problem, Talent and Luck

What is the difference between the Problem, Talent and Luck.

2 Boys Love 1 Girl =Problem

1 Boy Love 2 Girls = Talent

2 Girls Love 1 Boy = Luck

I am a Lucky Boy…

Ulagam Sollum

Un Pokil Po,

Un Vazhiyil Yosi,

Ninaipathai pesu,

Nee Virumbuvathai Sei,

Appo thaan ellarum solvargal,

“Tharuthala Yaar Pechaiyum Kaekaama Poguthu Parunu…”

How to Kill a Girl ?

how to kill a girl ?

give her a beautiful dress

nice jewelry

costly cosmotics

and lock her in a room

with outMirror

.... its enough to die

Oh God!

American:oh god! give me room full of gold.

russian: oh god! give me room full of diamonds.

INDIAN: oh god! give me keys of both the rooms.
d brain of indians .

Height of Misunderstanding

Height of misunderstanding:

IPL T20

Flash News!

"All boys Performed well last night.

I was fully satisfied"

- Shilpa Shetty....

"Loose Motions"

if a mobile COMPANY owner suffeting from "LOOSE MOTIONS"

How will he explain to doctor ?

"Dr, from morning unlimited free outgoing,

then I am hearing new ringtones,

there is no balance in my stomach,

whenever I am recharging,

within a minute it is getting discharged

can u please disconnect this OFFER !

Keep smiling................,

12 Varusathuku Oru

12 varusathuku orumurai pookkum

kurinji malar kuda

un punnagaiyai parthal.................

"Jenmathukum pookkathu"

ha ha.

Billa remake song..

My name is Sabesan
college ellam nanum
parkatha figure illa..
pogatha class illa ayya,
Nalla figurai parthu vittal,
Engu ponalum vida maten..
Nanaga varamaten ayya..
Oru figurukum nan sondham illai,
Marriagil nampikkai illai..
Vimalavum-vidhyavum netru..
Amalavum-Arunavum indru..
Love kum life kum naduve than nan sellum padhai..
Sari enna thavarenna figureku Ethu vendum seivom..

Delivery Ward

a boy says to his girlfriend who happens to be a nurse too,,,,

i wish that i get sick,,,, come to your hospital,,,

to your ward of course,,,,

n get treated by you,,,,

i know u will take good care of me n i 'll get better,,,,

nurse replies,,, if thats what you wish for,

it would be a MIRACLE to make this happen,,,

boy asks,,,whats so odd obout it ?????

nurse replies,,, you would have to get yourself pregnant,,,

coz i work in the DELIVERY WARD,,,,!!!!!!!!!!....

Kannadiyil NaaaaN..!

Evvalavu kobam vandhalum..
Thotru pogiren..
Oru alagana kulandhaiyin sirippil.

*Kannadiyil NaaaaN..! *

Expiry Date

Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
Husband: nothing
Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date

Without Sayin Cat

Dis cat is cat a cat gud cat way cat 2 cat

keep cat idiot cat buzy cat 4 cat 20 cat seconds cat!

NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

Bachelor or Married again

Sardar’s Friend: Yae,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Sumeer Singh, B.A.,
This Year It Reads Sumeer Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?

Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.....

Weight-a Msg

1 Milligram…
1 Centigram…
1 Gram…
1 Kilo Gram…
1 Ton…
1 Quindol…
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.
.
.
Ena Mulikeerenga,
Nangalum Weighta msg anupuvomla…!

Scratch Here

Sardar didn’t know answer in exam.
He thought and wrote,
.
.
.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
& wrote,
“Just Scratch Here &
Check Answer”

Another Love!

How to forget Love Failure…

Smoking?
No!
Drinking?
No!
Drugs?
No!
Then,
What?
.
.
.
Just Love Another One.

Koora Mela Soru Potta
1000 Kaakka Machi…

True Beggar!...

Height of Professional Respect:

A Begger won 50 Lac rupees lottery and took a,
.
.
.
.
.
Golden Plate 4 Begging!

TRUE BEGGAR!...

Sariya! Thappa!...

A man is having Rs.200.
But he gave 100 Rs. each for 4 beggars.
Intha Kanaku Sariya, Thappa?...
.
.
.
Ans: Sarithan.
Bcoz, 4 peruku nallathuna ethuvumae thappila.

Ticket Erangiduchu

Conductor: Checker Vandhutar.
Ellarum avanga, avanga ticket-a kattunga.
Student: Munnadiyae Solli Irukalamala sir.
En Ticket pona stopla thaan Erangi pochu.

Thirutu Rail

Police: Yenda Raskal Thirutu Rail Eriya Madras Vantha?
Sardar: Ayya! Adhu Thirutu Railnu sathiyama enaku theriyathu.

Government Rail-nu than Ninachaen.

Vellai Manasu

Sunnambu Adikatha
Suvarum,
Fair & Lovely Podatha
Figurum,

Vellaiya Irunthatha
Sarithiramae Illa.

By,
Konjam BROWN Colora Irunthalum
Manasu Vellaiya Iruppor Sangam.

Thousand words

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt .....

But The Silence Of A Friend

In The Examination Hall

Brings Tears To The Eyes.

Ration Card

Waiter gives bill to Sardar.

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

Kadhaliyin Veetu

Kadhaliyin veetukku sellum pothellam..
thavaru seithu vittomo endra ennam...
kaaranam...
Avaloda "Thangachi" sema figure machi..

Nose cut

Girls : Engaluku boys ellam down bus madhiri..

onnu pona onnu varum.

Boys : Engaluku girls ellam Auto madhiri,

onna kuppita 10 varum..

2 Lovers Plan to Suicide

2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first,

Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies .

Can u spell d word

This one kills..!Can u spell d word COW in 13 letters.?

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"SEE O DOUBLE YOU"

1. "We will do it" means "You will do it"
2. "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3. "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started WORKING on the Same"
4. "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5. "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
6. "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7. "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8. "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9. "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
10. "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
11. "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"....

My Figure

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,
Look At My Figure”.....

"THALA" Pulla

Enna dhaan VIJAY ku rendu pulla porandhaalum,

adhula mudhal pullaya "THALA" Pulla nu dhaan solluvaanga!"

Doubt Clear Pannunga

Enakku niraiya Doubt irukku. Mudinja Clear Pannunga plz...

1.Kudi Bodhaiyil Vandi Otta Kudathuna, Barla Edhukku Parking..?

2.Kurangula Irunthu Manithan vanthan'na, Innum Kurangu Irukkey Adhu Eppadi..?
3.Namma natla Pechu Sudhanthiram Irukkudhu'na, Edhukku Phone Bill Varuthu..?
4.Blue Cross'nu oru Amaippu Irukkuthuna, Non-veg Hotels'la Eppadi Business Nadakkuthu.

Naangellam Yosicha Boomi Thaangathu

Real Meaning

LUV Pandrappo girls sollaradhukku Real Meaning:
1.I LUV U DA (unakku aapu confirm)
2. I MIS U DA (unna tholaichi katta pooren)
3. U R MY LIFE (un uyir en kaiyila da)
4. I WAN2 MARRY U (setthada mavane)

Decided to Live

Yesterday i decided to sucide.
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message, after i read it
I Decided to Live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu,
na yaen saganum"...!

Crime Story

This iz crime story.
5 frndz lived in a room.
Namely,
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs..

Irandukkum Idaiyil Naan

Viveganandhar Oru Dhadavai Railil Payanam
Seidhu Kondirundhar.
Avaradhu Iru Pakkathilum
Irandu Vellaiyargal Irundhanar.
Avarukku Aangilam Theriyadhu Ena NinathuKondu,
“Ivan Oru Naay” Enru Oruvan Koorinan.
Aduthavan, “Ivan Oru Kazhudhai” Enran.
Idhai Ketta Viveganandhar,
“Andha Irandukkum Idaiyil Naan
Amarndhullen” Enru Amaidhiyaga
Aangilathil Solla…
Vellaiyargal Vetki தலைகுனிந்தனர்.

Ticket Kattunga

Conductor: Checker Vandhutar. Ellarum avanga avanga Ticket-a Kattunga.
Student: Munnadiyae Solli Irukkalamla sir. En Ticket, pona stopla thaan erangi Pochu.

Artham Theriyavillai

Aval Paarvaiku
Artham therintha Enaku,

Pesiya Varthaiku
Artham theriyavillai.

Kaaranam,
Aval Pesiyathu
“ENGLISH”

Payapulla Moochu Vidama
Pesura!

Vellai Manasu

Sunnambu Adikatha
Suvarum,
Fair & Lovely Podatha
Figurum,

Vellaiya Irunthatha
Sarithiramae Illa.

By,
Konjam Brown Colora
Irunthalum,
Manasu Vellaiya Irupor
Sangam.

Nanbanin Nanban

“Nanbanin Nanban
Yenakum Nanbaney”

So,
Introduce all ur Girl Friends.

Athu Mattum Seiya Mattengaley?...

Girls Special

Kerala: Attractive Eyes
Karnataka: Dark Long Hair
Andhra Pradesh: Sharp Nose
Punjab: Colourful
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.
.
Tamil Nadu: Oru Elavum illenaalum overa scene poduvaluga…

Oru Change

Sila Pookal En Mel Vilunthana!...
Sila Pookal Aval Mel Vilunthana!...

Siru Vidhyasam thaan.

Naan,
“Manavarayil”
Aval,
“Kallaraiyil”

Goyyaala!
Evlo Naal thaan pasangalae saganum.
Oru Changeku inimel Girl’s sagatum.

Feeling

Ovvoru Manushanukum Ovvoru Feeling
.
.
.
But,
Enaku enna Feelingna
.
.
.
.
.
Idhuvum 1 Msg-nu padikiringalae,
athaan Feeling. . . . .

Love Born

Where was Love Born?
Probably in China.

Bcoz, Anything Made in China has,
“No Warranty & No Guarantee”.

All the Best

In the Exam Hall,
Boy: Hey, All the Best.
Girl: (Also told the same) Hey, All the Best.

But, Girl scored 80 marks & Boy was failed.

Moral: Only Boys Wish True…

Beautiful Girls

Beautiful girls mostly slim,
Why?

Boy friend Kaasula sapta, udambula epadi ottum?

I’m also ur friend

Dad asking his 5 yr old son.
Why are you crying?
I’m also ur friend da! Tell me.

Son: Adhu onnum illa Machi. Innum Konjam Horlicks kettathuku, un aalu ena adichita!...

Dushyasana

A man went 2 Swamiji 2 learn Yogasana.
He saw Swamiji pulling a girls saree.
Man got angry & asked,
Which Asana is this?

Swamiji: This is Dushyasana…
Ha! Ha! Ha!

M.B.A. Final Year

A Sardar in bus fell on a girl.

Girl: What r u doing?
Sardar: M.B.A. Final Year.

Moral: Always think about ur studies.

Who is Better?

Teacher: Osama has 5 wife and 20 children, Babu has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?
Student: Osama’s score is good. But, Babu’s strike rate is best.

Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time in a film there came a strange situation…

Hero love Heroin
But, Heroin love Villan
But, Villan love Hero’s Sister
But, Hero’s Sister love Heroin’s Brother
But, Heroin’s Brother love Villan’s Sister…

Finally, 2 people commit suicide.

Who r those???
Producer and Director.

Light Eriyudhu

Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door open panna, thanaa Light Eriyudhu.
Mother: Vaada… Saniyanae, Fridge’la Urine ponathu Neethana?...

Eruma Maadu – Comedy Kadhal Kavithai

Arugampul Pola
valarndhu kondirukum pothu…
Aval Appan
Eruma Maadu pola vandhu
Meinthu Vittan!...

Ton! Ton! Ton!

Sardarji going to maths Tution.
Maths Teacher was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.

Teacher: If 1000 kgs = Ton.
Then for 3000 kgs = How much?
Sardarji says Ton! Ton! Ton!

Marriage CD

Husband watching TV and crying!.....

Wife: Y r u crying?... which serial r u watching?...
Husband: It’s not serial, our marriage CD...

Mobile No.

Sardarji bought a New Mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book and said,
“My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310.
Now it is 6610”.

How did this accident occur?

Policeman: How did this accident occur?

Motorist: The sign just there says; Stop-Look-Listen.

And while I was doing that, the train hit me.

I walked on road

2day I walked on road,
suddenly 5 policemen surrounded me,
I asked- y r u surrounding me?
Police- Bcoz Govt order. . .
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.
.
"SAVE TIGERS" . ! ?

Mortein Spray & Body Spray

What is the Difference B/W Mortein Spray & Body Spray?
If U use Mortein spray U will die.
If U don't use body spray People will die......

Boys Never Changed

One day a boy was sitting with a girl.
Second day with another girl.
Third day with a different girl.
Fourth day with a new girl.

Moral: Girls change. But Boys never changed.

“Make Up”

Doctor: Ur weight was 65 kgs yesterday, today its 55 kgs. I think you are having dangerous disease.
Woman: I was in a hurry. So, I couldn’t do “Make UP”

3 Words

If u fail in Exam,
Mom’s 3 words: Dai! Padi da.
Dad’s 3 words: Idhellam urupudava pogudhu!...
Lover’s 3 words: I Hate You..
Friend’s 3 words: Machi Naanum fail….

Unnai Marandhaen - Comedy Kadhal Kavithai

Girl: Oru Azhagana Kavithai Solluda…
Boy: Unnai Kandadhum Ennai Marandhaen…
Girl: Appuram?
Boy: Un Thangai’yai kandadhum unnai’yae marandhaen!...
Girl: ???....

Sardarji Jokes

Sardarji: High voltagela TV Pochu, AC Pochu, Fridge Pochu ellam pochu.
Man: Stabilizer Illaya?
Sardarji: Nalla vela, adhu illa. Iruntha adhum poyirukum.