1. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) b’se after S there is a mile.
2.”Malaimegam” kku opposit yenna? Ans: Malai may not come.
3.saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu? Ariya bhavan
4.saradu vitte mele pona nadigar yaar? KAthadi ramamoorthy
5. ‘ujaalaa’ commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar? Vennira aadai moorthy and vennira aadai nirmala
6. vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu? mysore paakku
7. Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri chandranukku po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.
8. Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.
9. What is the negative word for “Subramaniam samy” Subramaniam did not see me.
10. What is common to robbers and tennis players ? They both involve rackets(racquets) and courts!
11. Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam.
12. Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? . saagaama irukkaNum
13. Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? adhukku neechal theriyaadhu
14. Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu? . kaakkai karaiyum.
15. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en pinnadiyae suththarrAnga
Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ?
SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.
16. Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku
SV : Periya operationE major operation thAn
Usha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV : Oh, major illaiya ?
16. When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! …)
17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You know why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.
18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!
19. Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
19. Pesrson1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Person2 : AANKING (!)
21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku… athu maraikkum
22. what is one word for “hold my cycle sir ?” encyclopedia
23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai
24 .Pongalukkum Deepavalikkum enna difference? A1: Pongalai saappida mudiyum. Dheepaavaliyai saappida mudiyaadhu ??!!
A2: Deepavalinnikki Pongalai sappada mudiyum. Aana Pongal Innikki Deepavaliyai sappida mudiyathu
25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum )))
26. poNNu pakka vantha paiyan sonnatha kettathum poNNU veettukkaaranga avanukku paithyamnu poNNu kodukka mattenuttaanga. Avan appadi enna sonnaan? ‘Naan konjam thaniyaa pesaNum.paravayillaiyaa ?’ nu sonnaan.
27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? ‘Cowboy’ – role
28. . Whiskeyum Brandhiyum kalyaanam paNNina enna aagum? ‘ThaNNi’ ‘kudi’ththanam nadaththum.
29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.
30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku
31. Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.
32. Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru. avarthaan periya revolutionist aache
33. SVSekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar ‘nagai chuvai’ nadigar illaiyaa.
34. Hitchcock ai vita bayangaramaaga padam eduppathu yaar? nalla paambu
35. Q: heroine-ukku opposite? A : Hero Out ?
36. Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer? ennA gaNapathi went away with the mouse.
37. Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because it’s days are numbered.
38. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
39. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold
40. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach first ? Why? Anil Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!
41. Q : 500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha nanainjudume !!!
42. Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If you drop a Glass of Milk ….
43. Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda ‘pisasu’ didn’t see me (or) aravindha ‘pisasu’
44. naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga vangiyathu “Gundu” Voosi
45. oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa, naattukkulla nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula ‘pin’ romba cheap-aa kidichuthaam..
46. Yaanai thannila viluntha yenna agum ? Neer yanaiyayidum
46. Gokulashtamikkum communisathukkum enna commonality? Aha! Gokulashtami: kaal marks. Communism: Karl Marx
47. naadhaswara vidwan ‘pay hike’ venum-naa eppadi keppaar? 1. “pay hike vendum” endru vaayaal ketpaar 2. ‘oothiya’ uyarvu vendum endru ketpaar 48. ulagathileye periya ‘ladder’ ethu? handavaalam
49. Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga stop vantha odana Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum yerangavemattennu pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen? Kannagi padi thandatha pathini aache ! athanaal than irngale
50. Oru Boatla oru ponnu matrum niraiy paer porangha..Boat kavunthuduthu..yaellarum iranthudaraangha..aana antha ponnu mattum waterla mithakura…athu yaeppadi? Naattukkattai 51. gandhikkum ravi shastrikkum enna difference? Ravi Sastry is an off spinner. Gandhi was a kai-raattinam spinner?
51. What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H to O) 52. Asoka the Grate emperor Kalinga sanndaiyil Yaen(Why) Pin(pinnadi) Vanginar. Sandai Podumbodhu Coat Button Arundhuduthu.Athan Pin vanginar.
53. Hi, One day Tamil teacher to Student Shyam : Oru Palamozhi Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam : ‘Aiyindil Valayadhathu Aiymbathil Valayuma’! Teacher : Good! paravaillayae Mela Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam : Aril Valayathathu Arubathil Valayuma! Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil Vlayuma! and so on….
53. Sishyan: Guruve, sithi (moksham) adaiya enna seyya vendum? Guru: Sishya, mudalle sithappavai kolla vendum
54. Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum?” “Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi irukkum!”
55. can it rain continously for two days? Not possible. bcoz, a night will come inbetween 55. Yaanaikku madham pidithaal enna seyyum ? Piditha madathil serndhuvidum.
56. “Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan?” “Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!”
57. “Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu maayamaa maranjidichi… ean?” “Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!”
57. Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal “HaHa” San.
58. Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan “Mei” marandhuvittan.
59. Dina Thandhi paper-a Fan-kku adiyila ninnukittuthaan padikkanum. Yen ? Soodaan seithigal iruppadhal.
59. Weak-aana politician yaar ? “Soni”a Gandhi 60. Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna avaar ? Usilai mini aavaar Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball. Lovers-kku piditha naadu edhu ? Pa”kis”than Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ? “Rush”ya
61. Paattikku oru kaal odinja enna aagum ? Patti.
62. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai iruppadhaal
63 . ‘Gandhi’ padathai tamil-la eduthaa enna peru vaippaanga? “Aatthaa sudhandiram kedachiduchi!” Telugu? “Borbandar rowdy!” Hindi? “1947 A *TRUE* story!” Malayalam? “Mohandasin oru kashta kaalathu!” (mookkinaal padikkavum
64. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar? Tiruppra Sundari
65. Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, aaru maasam
66. Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi? Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
67. Saathukkudi pazhathai sappida mudiyaathu, why? Adhuthaan Saathu’kudi’ aache!
67. Romba neelamaana pazham edhu? Naavalpazham (’Novel’ pazham)!
68. yen manaivi vayil pudavai dhan kattuva (aachariyamaga)yellarum iduppula dhane pudavai kattuvanga
69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. B’cos in the tonic bottle it’s written as “Shake well before use” !!!
70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in MrX’s pocket and asked him, Mr X ” where is the pen?” Mr X replied ” in the pocket” Good. The interviewing officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket and asked MrX, Mr X ” where is the pen now? Mr X replied ” antha pocket” Actually , he was answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?
71. One day Mr.X’s little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to write in the “Mother Tongue:….” field. Mr.X simply said ‘write approximately 6cm’
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